The thugs apparently picked on the wrong guy.


When agitated, he gets FIGHTING MAD:

Since when does £900,000 equal $1.6 million, Subby? Are you using the exchange rate from last summer, or what? Or are are you quoting the price in Canadian dollars?

£1 = US$1.40

£900,000 = US$1,260,000

I guess Virtual Insanity is still paying good royalties.

I hate cars.
I like Jamiroquai.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When agitated, he gets FIGHTING MAD:

He's got canned heat in his FISTS tonight, bay-bee!

BobtheFascist: I guess Virtual Insanity is still paying good royalties.

Don't forget Canned Heat.

I used to worry about the future
But then I threw my caution to the wind...
...and bought a Ferrari

Cyberluddite: Since when does £900,000 equal $1.6 million, Subby? Are are you quoting the price in Canadian dollars?

Why yes, I was. If you want it translated from real money into whatever you people use, you do the damn exchange.

BKITU: He's got canned heat in his FISTS tonight, bay-bee!

It's just a cooooooooosmic braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawl!

Just another felony!

I wondered what the hell he kept in that hat.

We got to install microwave ovens.

no talent assclown?

Why do Americans talk like this?

"I guess it was just these non-music farkheads...."

Kazuya: no talent assclown?

Why do Americans talk like this?

parroting that "office space" movie, and it's also incorrect; Jay Kay's got talent.

No one is talking about the real victim: the Enzo.

What a beautiful, beautiful sexy car. I can understand why people want to have sex with automobiles now.



I'd hump it at 140 mph.

Kazuya: Why do Americans talk like this?

Pretty sure Subby is Canadian unless of course I am missing the joke.

Procedural Texture: I hate cars.
I like Jamiroquai.

I lol'd. Then I agreed.

subby fails; apparently pays no attention to music outside his/her state. oh, and for the record, the cat owns more than just a ferrari Link (new window)

skribble: subby fails; apparently pays no attention to music outside his/her state. oh, and for the record, the cat owns more than just a ferrari Link (new window)

That was enjoyable thanks. He seems like a real cool guy.

skribble: subby fails; apparently pays no attention to music outside his/her state.

So he's big in North Dakota?

That's ok, he stole the Ferrari from Stevie Wonder anyway. Oh wait, that's not what he stole from Stevie Wonder.

Kazuya: no talent assclown?

Why do Americans talk like this?

Jealousy.

but but but, i thought the evil smelly doodyheads at the RIAA and ticketba$turd were screwing artists out of all their money with their failed business models.

I only like the guy because he beat Simon Cowell to top the Top Gear's star lap board.

/too lazy to hunt down a video clip
//morns for the Enzo

Who the fark is "that" John Kay, I thought he was the front man for Steppenwolf, you know, Born to be Wild, Heavy Metal Thunder and all that.

I learned something new today, I always thought the guy's name was Jamiroquai, now I know it is Jay Kay.

Now because of this, I can go on living my life as a better person.

I guess there IS money in performing a lame, watered down, ripped off version of Stevie Wonder after all. Who knew people with crappy taste had so much money to spend.

How many haters in this thread can sing and play music?

How many have a successful music career?

1. Jay Kay is still a hitmaker in most countries.
2. He does awfully well on royalties from "Canned Heat."
3. He is a longtime car collector, and is a semipro racing driver. But if you watch Top Gear, you already knew that.

vernonFL: How many haters in this thread can sing and play music?

How many have a successful music career?


So Pauline Kael was unqualified to review movies as she never made one herself?

The level of stupidity in your post helps explain your appreciation of Jamiroquai.

downtownkid: I guess there IS money in performing a lame, watered down, ripped off version of Stevie Wonder after all. Who knew people with crappy taste had so much money to spend.

lol...I wonder how people like you get through the day, what with having the penchant for offering absolute opinions based on 1% of knowledge on the subject at hand.

Good luck to you in life, you're going to need it.

submitter: no-talent assclown

That's racist
/Because white people are bad dancers

downtownkid: Who knew people with crappy taste had so much money to spend.

Don't get out much, do you? You might have noticed plenty of businesses and entertainers propped up by the poor taste of the buying public if you had.

/poor taste = not like mine

Cyberluddite: Since when does £900,000 equal $1.6 million, Subby? Are you using the exchange rate from last summer, or what? Or are are you quoting the price in Canadian dollars?

£1 = US$1.40

£900,000 = US$1,260,000



OH NOES IT BE $1.3 MILLION INSTEAD OF $1.6 MILLION!!!

Who farking cares? Pedantic rot.

That's it, I'm starting a band named Rockoutcherokea

mekkab: Kazuya: no talent assclown?

Why do Americans talk like this?

parroting that "office space" movie, and it's also incorrect; Jay Kay's got talent.


Indeed. Jamiroquai gets one big single in the late 90s and apparently this means they have no talent. Subby and haters need to can it (the heat).

vernonFL: How many haters in this thread can sing and play music?

How many have a successful music career?

Your questions are irrelevant.

karmachameleon: downtownkid: I guess there IS money in performing a lame, watered down, ripped off version of Stevie Wonder after all. Who knew people with crappy taste had so much money to spend.

lol...I wonder how people like you get through the day, what with having the penchant for offering absolute opinions based on 1% of knowledge on the subject at hand.

Good luck to you in life, you're going to need it.


"1% of the knowledge at hand"? WTF kind of retarded attempt at a statement is that? I might have more luck in life if you wrote something that made the slightest bit of sense.

One of the few artists i truly despise.

shoegaze99: vernonFL: How many haters in this thread can sing and play music?

How many have a successful music career?

Your questions are irrelevant.

Indeed. i don't be a pr0n star to like pr0n... and you should all be thankful for that.

apeiron242: One of the few artists i truly despise.

Why?

I stopped paying attention after Stuart Zender quit.

I stopped listening after Toby Smith quit.

Jay Kay is like the Axl Rose of funk.

He IS pretty big in other countries. In the States, we only got that one-hit wonder song on MTV where he's walking on the moving floor.

I don't know his other stuff, but my buddy who's musical tastes i respect assures me that the guy is good.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The thugs apparently picked on the wrong guy.

When agitated, he gets FIGHTING MAD:


Picked the wrong guy? Listen to the crack of skull on nose - the best headbutt onto an out-of-order celebrity.Ever! 3m 30s in. (new window)

I can hardly be jealous of someone I have no idea.
MUST be a no-talent assclown.
And fark MTV, the lard-shoveling corporate panderers.
If you watch MTV you're just a sheep.
Spend that much on a car and you deserve to get messed with.
The idea of having that much money is some for yourself and your family and spend the rest on ways to make society better or help people.

BUT NO. Greedy bastards have to blow it frivolously or hoard it.

puddleonfire

2/10. Try harder next time.

GungFu: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The thugs apparently picked on the wrong guy.

When agitated, he gets FIGHTING MAD:


Picked the wrong guy? Listen to the crack of skull on nose - the best headbutt onto an out-of-order celebrity.Ever! 3m 30s in. (new window)

that was 8 kinds of awesome

Loves me some Jamiroquai. It's almost as good to code to as ska music.

puddleonfire:
The idea of having that much money is some for yourself and your family and spend the rest on ways to make society better or help people.

Hate society, hate people. Keeping it all* for myself, thanks. Society can get bent.

*note, however, that in my case "all" doesn't extend to Ferraris. I'm glad when it extends to cover rent and keep me reasonably well supplied with booze.

bubbaprog: He is a longtime car collector, and is a semipro racing driver. But if you watch Top Gear, you already knew that.

He also beat Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey around the track, and for that he deserves our admiration.

So they broke the windshield and a side window. Call Safelite and they'll get it fixed in a few hours for $500. What's the big deal?

"You don't fark with another man's automobile!"

/seriously
//don't care how big of a douchebag he is.