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(Daily Mail) Spiffy Britney Spears, who was totally hot, then a trainwreck, then kinda hot again, then a huge trainwreck, is apparently really hot again. So buy your concert tickets now or she'll flip out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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gorgor 2009-03-03 05:17:01 PM  
WHUT? (new window)

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 05:22:16 PM  
Wouldn't it be cheaper just to go to a strip club?

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 07:26:40 PM  
Even when she wasn't what the media described as hot, she was still better looking than at least 20 of the 83 women i've slept with.

 
NightOwl2255 2009-03-03 07:46:55 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Even when she wasn't what the media described as hot, she was still better looking than at least 20 of the 83 women i've slept with.

I hear ya brother!
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GonzoNihilist 2009-03-03 09:24:13 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Even when she wasn't what the media described as hot, she was still better looking than at least 20 of the 83 women i've slept with.

Obviously you sacrificed quality for quantity.

/i said tity .. hehe heheh hehe

 
davynelson 2009-03-03 09:43:59 PM  
i'm sorry but her music is so meh
it's scary

not one damn decent musical hook in the bunch.

even avril lavigne makes britney look bad
and that's sayin somethin


/hurls generic musical pablum



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Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 10:09:57 PM  
oh who the fark cares? stupid whore. stfu already

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 10:25:58 PM  
Bhasayate: oh who the fark cares? stupid whore. stfu already

Do YOU want to be the one who ruins the corn harvest? Didn't your parents explain this to you yet?

 
brukmann 2009-03-03 10:39:28 PM  
PVC nipple tassels? WTF? How the hell does the incompetant media even understand, suddenly, that there are more than one kind of plastic?

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 11:30:13 PM  
I'm patiently awaiting her going off her meds again. Unstable Britney is far more entertaining than Pop Diva Britney.

 
therecksays 2009-03-03 11:44:02 PM  
How'd she get hot again? She's seemed to me to be pretty sloppy since the oops getting out of the car shot.

/not that I wouldn't but right now my standards are low

 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 11:44:20 PM  
We've secretly replaced Britney's Seroquel with new Folger's Crystals for Psychopaths...let's see if she notices!

 
robbiedo 2009-03-03 11:56:24 PM  
Is she actually talented or just surrounded by very talented people. It's hard to tell. She reminds me a lot of Janet Jackson.

 
meehaw [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 11:58:41 PM  
Brittany Spears was never...repeat, NEVER hot.

 
siva 2009-03-04 12:04:51 AM  
meehaw: Brittany Spears was never...repeat, NEVER hot.

16 year old me want to kick your ass.

 
steamingpile 2009-03-04 12:18:07 AM  
Even when she was "fat" and bald she was out of 99.9% of farkers league.

 
mavrickatubc 2009-03-04 12:21:22 AM  
steamingpile: Even when she was "fat" and bald she was out of 99.9% of farkers league.

So you're saying there's a chance!

/hey, what happened to all that one in a million talk?

 
preshrink 2009-03-04 12:27:17 AM  
Mr_Ectomy: We've secretly replaced Britney's Seroquel with new Folger's Crystals for Psychopaths...let's see if she notices!

(thud) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I totally heard that in the announcer's voice, too.

 
dmax 2009-03-04 12:34:49 AM  
"It's a kind of metamorphosis from animal to ringmaster to slave, in keeping with the circus theme."

What?

 
SomeoneDumb 2009-03-04 12:40:34 AM  
I'm sorry but as far as I'm concerned, the Britney boat already left years ago.

 
felixecho 2009-03-04 12:46:27 AM  
I have noticed the lack of 100+ comment threads about Britney. That is a good indicator of the interest that is still there. I am just not interested in seeing an act like that. Someone dancing in sexy outfits while pretending to sing just isn't my bag.

Someone is paying though. If she stays trim, I can see her having a strong future in the gay cabaret.

 
goodwynn 2009-03-04 02:32:14 AM  
dead within 4 years.

 
MrSpeed 2009-03-04 08:14:48 AM  
SomeoneDumb: I'm sorry but as far as I'm concerned, the Britney boat already left years ago.

I don't know. I'm fearful that this comeback may be for real and I can't figure out why.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-03-04 08:52:36 AM  
Too bad she can't really sing. All she does is screech and gyrate.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-03-04 10:13:55 AM  
unfarkingbelievable: Too bad she can't really sing. All she does is screech lipsync and gyrate.

There more electronic production work on her album vocals than all of Aphex Twin's albums combined.

Not that I mind production magic, but most artists who use it well make the process pretty transparent. You know they are using effects and it makes the music better. I am not talking about Autotune though.

 
Pxtl 2009-03-04 11:31:56 AM  
The music video for "Womanizer" is the best porn available on daytime TV.

She has nothing else to contribute beyond that.

 
bostonowns 2009-03-04 11:37:25 AM  
shes back in hittable form

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-03-04 12:26:46 PM  
Glitchwerks: Thank you for the enlightenment. I absolutely agree with you; I call it very heavy-handed production.

 
Prison_Puss 2009-03-04 01:49:07 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Even when she wasn't what the media described as hot, she was still better looking than at least 20 of the 83 women i've slept with.


A statement like that can only come typed by cheetoh-stained fingers in a parents basement.

 
steamingpile 2009-03-04 01:56:06 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: Too bad she can't really sing. All she does is screech and gyrate.

So shes a clothed porn star?

 
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