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(Starpulse) Unlikely Dita Von Teese to add 'recording artist' to her already rich resume of stripping, strip teasing, posing for nude photos and posing for semi-nude photos   (starpulse.com) divider line 48
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dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 04:54:24 PM  
Well, I think I might pay for this...

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 05:17:00 PM  
Dont forget riding Manson's coattails. That's the most important one

 
Edipis [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 05:34:45 PM  
don't forget starring in Andrew Blake's fetish pornography!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 05:36:42 PM  
I wasn't aware she had a voice. I've always got the sound turned down and the fan turned on high to mask that fapfapfap noise.

 
Shirley Ujest 2009-03-03 05:43:38 PM  
I find it interesting that she grew up in Michigan. Rochester Hills, Michigan. Like that other non-talent, Madonna.

 
rikdanger [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 06:11:17 PM  
Just humor her, for crying out loud. Maybe she'll have sex with us.

 
Gavino 2009-03-03 06:12:14 PM  
Edipis: don't forget starring in Andrew Blake's fetish pornography!

I see my business is already taken care of in this thread. I've said it before, but it is still true: Dita + Anita Blonde + Double ender = thing of beauty.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 06:26:52 PM  
This girl is a marketing genius. She really isn't extraordinary looking at all. Just a cute girl, like a million others in Hollyweird. So she went with the Burlesque fetish crap and filled in a niche.

Go ahead, you know you want to...

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 06:27:40 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: Dont forget riding Manson's coattails. That's the most important one

Who, in turn, rode Reznor's coattails (and copied his musical style... badly).

I gotta get in on that train. I'd ride Dita's coattails all night long. WOO WOOOOOOOOOO!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 06:29:36 PM  
Damn. Marylin Manson had her, Rose McGowan and whoever that jailbait chick was...I used to laugh at people who made the Devil worship accusations towards rock stars but now I think that they may have something.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 06:32:06 PM  
gi-farking-iggity

I hope you have enjoyed my contribution to the thread today

 
Understudy 2009-03-03 06:33:21 PM  
Story is false. (new window)

 
goaliehere 2009-03-03 06:35:18 PM  
I'd love to see what she looks like without all that makeup. Would still hit it like the goon on a hockey team.

/smokin' body
//things. I'd do them to it

 
mfaby 2009-03-03 06:35:45 PM  
Some one make her go away. Far away.

 
PowerSlacker 2009-03-03 06:37:20 PM  
Shirley Ujest: I find it interesting that she grew up in Michigan. Rochester Hills, Michigan. Like that other non-talent, Madonna.


Further evidence that Michigan should be turned into a glass parking lot.

 
TeeJay 2009-03-03 06:42:13 PM  
I'd hit it.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 06:45:18 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

/link hot as she is

 
182 2009-03-03 07:16:15 PM  
Ewwwwww! She has a chin like the dude from Tango & Cash.

/not that I wouldn't hit
//big chin = cumshot bullseye

 
MacGuff 2009-03-03 07:44:23 PM  
I feel the need to say it again: she has a mannish face.

Admit it.

Let the unoriginal, ill-conceived homo jokes fly (even though somehow I'm called a homo because you think she's hot, even though she looks like a man).

/smokin' body
//but she still looks like a man

 
Treygreen13 2009-03-03 08:00:34 PM  
MacGuff: I feel the need to say it again: she has a mannish face.

Admit it.

Let the unoriginal, ill-conceived homo jokes fly (even though somehow I'm called a homo because you think she's hot, even though she looks like a man).

/smokin' body
//but she still looks like a man


I'm gonna have to concur. Smoking hot body. What she does for a living is hot.

Face is a little mannish.
I'd still hit it, but she has some mannish facial features.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 08:02:09 PM  
Look at that picture on the right up there and tell me that she won't look just like Bea Arthur when she's older.

 
awooga [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 08:16:06 PM  
Dita can do whatever the hell she wants and she'll still look a hundred times better than any of us doing it.

 
demanton [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 08:25:05 PM  
Next entry on the cv: reality t.v. SUPERSTAR!

 
radioman_ 2009-03-03 08:50:56 PM  
Her work with Andrew Blake was pretty hardcore. She's not a sweet as she seems, thank God.

 
moistD 2009-03-03 08:56:29 PM  
where are the links to the pics? Come on fark, don't make me go looking for fapaterial

 
Sgygus [TotalFark] 2009-03-03 09:13:31 PM  
MacGuff: I feel the need to say it again: she has a mannish face.

Excess testosterone in a female = horny slut.

 
Brakefornobody 2009-03-03 09:16:33 PM  
Are we greenlighting a Dita thread every day now? I'm not complaining, just want to be sure I can schedule my fap time.

 
Birth Control 2 Major Tom 2009-03-03 10:20:13 PM  
MacGuff: //but she still looks like a man

At least one of you does.

 
Mjolnir1964 2009-03-03 10:26:01 PM  
Came in here to see smutty pics of Dita, getting nothing but Dita-hate.

/man-face my arse....fine looking woman!

 
aszure 2009-03-03 11:02:45 PM  
MacGuff: I feel the need to say it again: she has a mannish face.

Admit it.

Let the unoriginal, ill-conceived homo jokes fly (even though somehow I'm called a homo because you think she's hot, even though she looks like a man).

/smokin' body
//but she still looks like a man


You have the ghey sir. My god, I would quit drinking and give a kidney to hit that. Can anyone say that she doesnt take a great picture? Yeah its fark, I am sure lots of douchebags will post that she doesnt. But damn, I am surprised you dont see her more often in advertising.

And here's one of my faves for those seeking nice pics:

img.photobucket.com

 
onion13 2009-03-03 11:28:30 PM  
True Story: she gave me the best lapdance of my entire life when she was a dancer at Captain Cream's in Lake Forest, CA.

/I was 21 then
//she had to have been 18-22 at the time
///shes older than you may think

 
limboslam 2009-03-03 11:34:29 PM  
MacGuff: I feel the need to say it again: she has a mannish face.

Admit it.

Let the unoriginal, ill-conceived homo jokes fly (even though somehow I'm called a homo because you think she's hot, even though she looks like a man).

/smokin' body
//but she still looks like a man

i486.photobucket.com

 
therecksays 2009-03-03 11:39:19 PM  
She's farking beautiful I don't care who you are. I don't care in this case I'd take sloppy seconds.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-03-04 12:09:09 AM  
She looks great in posed photos, average pretty in candid ones. Above all, she looks like she's putting you on, which is hardly hot.

 
DerekSD 2009-03-04 02:34:02 AM  
onion13: True Story: she gave me the best lapdance of my entire life when she was a dancer at Captain Cream's in Lake Forest, CA.

/I was 21 then
//she had to have been 18-22 at the time
///shes older than you may think


so?

 
Spanky McLapdance 2009-03-04 06:43:57 AM  
I'd download it

 
Derwood 2009-03-04 09:11:06 AM  
Grade A Butter Face, but from the neck down she's unbelievable

 
Johnny Chicago 2009-03-04 10:00:25 AM  
And also the lesbian stuff, too...

Oh yes, lesbian porn...

The still from the video HERE: Link (new window) VERY cucumber NSFW!

I know way too much about porn, since this is OLD news for me...

Link to article to video: Link (new window)

You, sirs and ladies, are VERY much welcome.

 
phartnocker 2009-03-04 10:01:02 AM  
Understudy: Story is false. (new window)

You know how I know you're gay?


/you read perez hilton...

 
Johnny Chicago 2009-03-04 10:03:58 AM  
ps - from a video called "Andrew Blake's Pinups 2", BTW.

 
Scooty_Puff_Sr 2009-03-04 10:15:23 AM  
Gavino: Edipis: don't forget starring in Andrew Blake's fetish pornography!

I see my business is already taken care of in this thread. I've said it before, but it is still true: Dita + Anita Blonde + Double ender = thing of beauty.


Someone will be googling this later - at home - with lotion.

 
Scooty_Puff_Sr 2009-03-04 10:21:28 AM  
Whoops, didn't see that. Thanks Johnny Chicago, saved me some time.

 
radioman_ 2009-03-04 10:22:05 AM  
An Anita Blond mention! There's one of the great porn sluts of the 90s. I can't even imagine what diseases she's picked up.

 
calm like a bomb 2009-03-04 10:49:54 AM  
MacGuff: I feel the need to say it again: she has a mannish face.

Again with you? What, your boyfriend out of town?

 
SLADE 2009-03-04 11:17:58 AM  
She went to the high school here in town (rochester Adams).... so did madonna. I guess Rochester Hills really turns out some of the most famous sluts on the planet, and some of the best swimmers.

//just saying

 
Johnny Chicago 2009-03-04 11:22:06 AM  
radioman_: An Anita Blond mention! There's one of the great porn sluts of the 90s. I can't even imagine what diseases she's picked up.

Anita Blond - alive and well, but sadly retired in 2001 -
www.iafd.com
www.nove.firenze.it
www.dazglam.com

Not too many of her clothed, either...

Boo hoo.

 
MarkMartinFan 2009-03-04 05:01:42 PM  
therecksays: She's farking beautiful I don't care who you are. I don't care in this case I'd take sloppy seconds.

I'd take sloppy two hundred and thirty thirds...

 
puckhead 2009-03-04 06:21:32 PM  
Johnny Chicago:
Link to article to video: Link (new window)
You, sirs and ladies, are VERY much welcome.



that is very useful information...

 
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