She obviously didn't follow the instructions. They're posted in obvious locations all over the back stage area.

FTFA: "She was wearing a G-string but she was putting her hands in her underpants," he said.

"That behaviour breaches our licensing laws. And she had already received a warning.

WTF??? That's too risque? Are they worried about 9 year olds walking into the bar or something?

Oh, and just to get the ball rolling, here she be.



/Hell yeah I would
//Sharp knees and all

Pole dancer?
Unleash the Polish jokes!
/pollack

I don't believe she could break her nose on a pole. I volunteer my pole for testing purposes.

She broke her nose on the pole? I think she's doing it wrong.
/dnrtfa

SJKebab:

/Hell yeah I would
//Sharp knees and all

I would too...if she kept it pg 13. Under the covers, no motions or noises. Don't want to offend anyone.

Judging from the illustration, the last thing you'd want on the pole is your nose.

Most people here know I am ALL about BDSM...but I must admit, they were in the right in saying that her broken nose is way too raunchy for the show.

/What a freak! It's all about Safe, Sane, and Consensual, with a little slap and tickle...what she did was just crazy now...

_{//I keed, I keed, I deed read the article!}

AdolfOliverPanties: Judging from the illustration, the last thing you'd want on the pole is your nose.

How would you ever play "Pole or Ass"?

/Finger or Toe
/Scrubs FTW!!

Damn, SJKebab, that is a rough-looking 27. She looks good, but she also looks 40.

FTFA: New Zealander Lisa Lewis, a self-proclaimed "international star, exotic dancer and soft porn star", claims she slipped during a routine at the Brisbane Convention Centre on Friday because the pole was "faulty

Sorry sweety, the only "fault" here is your weak grip on the pole. Here's $5. Get back up there and shake it off.

AdolfOliverPanties: Judging from the illustration, the last thing you'd want on the pole is your nose.

I dunno about you, but she can put her nose on my pole all she wants.

Most Australian strippers have evolved prehensile labia.

Gee, thanks FarkWhat -- the mood is broken and dinner is on its way back up. Amy Crackhouse -- the anti-Viagra.

bearded clamorer: Most Australian strippers have evolved prehensile labia.

Like an extra set of opposable thumbs. Those kooky Aboriginals!

I'm sure if I was there I would have ejectulated... i mean ejected her from the premises as well

Most Australian strippers have evolved prehensile labia.

Like an extra set of opposable thumbs. Those kooky Aboriginals!

Anyone remember Fiona Flaps?

Like Dumbo, only more porn-like.

there is nothing wrong with the pole

/that's what HE said!

qlenfg: Most Australian strippers have evolved prehensile labia.

Like an extra set of opposable thumbs. Those kooky Aboriginals!

Anyone remember Fiona Flaps?

Like Dumbo, only more porn-like.

Yep...Fiona Flaps....the human jar opener.

"(But) I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.""


Classy? Really? I was under the impression that pole dancers were the opposite of classy. If dudes wanted to spend time around classy chicks, I don't imagine the first place they'd look is a strip club.

/I'm a chick, so I wouldn't know.
//just sayin'

thelordofcheese: She broke her nose on the pole? I think she's doing it wrong.
/dnrtfa

Actually, I think I get it now:

fappomatic: Most Australian strippers have evolved prehensile labia

She was a New Zealander, we evolve slightly slower, but we charge more for it.

(New Zealanders shear the sheep, Australians share them)

HTApprovedChick: "(But) I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.""


Classy? Really? I was under the impression that pole dancers were the opposite of classy. If dudes wanted to spend time around classy chicks, I don't imagine the first place they'd look is a strip club.

/I'm a chick, so I wouldn't know.
//just sayin'

Actually at your higher end gentlemen's clubs the women there are very classy for the profession.

/am a man
//been to them
///just sayin'
////slashies for all.

ASSAGOR!

Classy is overrated.

"Classy" is the artificial, subjective "line" that people who want to be sex fiends but don't want to LOOK like they want to be sex fiends draw, in order to make themselves feel better.

The rest of us just like it all.

eas81: HTApprovedChick: "(But) I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.""


Classy? Really? I was under the impression that pole dancers were the opposite of classy. If dudes wanted to spend time around classy chicks, I don't imagine the first place they'd look is a strip club.

/I'm a chick, so I wouldn't know.
//just sayin'

Actually at your higher end gentlemen's clubs the women there are very classy for the profession.

/am a man
//been to them
///just sayin'
////slashies for all.

That's something guys tell themselves to make themselves feel better about paying to watch a girl take her clothes off.

/"For the profession" is also one hell of a qualifier.

Slartibartfaster: fappomatic: Most Australian strippers have evolved prehensile labia

She was a New Zealander, we evolve slightly slower, but we charge more for it.

(New Zealanders shear the sheep, Australians share them)

Huh?

FTFA: "She was wearing a G-string but she was putting her hands in her underpants," he said.
"That behaviour breaches our licensing laws. And she had already received a warning.

Wow, their used to be a strip club in Quebec that advertised on stage lesbian shows.

HTApprovedChick: I was under the impression that pole dancers were the opposite of classy.

I think pole dancers could care less what social status they are labeled with, even if in reality, they really are classy.

qlenfg: Gee, thanks FarkWhat -- the mood is broken and dinner is on its way back up. Amy Crackhouse -- the anti-Viagra.

NP Just doing my part to help my fellow man with his diet plan.
Heres the girl in question being too raunchy..? you decide?

I've heard of smokin pole but never with her nose.... kinky

I don't know why - since it's so straight-forward - but I'm laughing my ass off at your headline subby.

It's just the most bizarre sentence I've read all week.

They have an Australian pole-dancing championship?

Classy.

TheShavingofOccam123: I don't believe she could break her nose on a pole. I volunteer my pole for testing purposes.

Why, are you Polish?

She's already broken her nose on a Pole, let her try out a White Russian or something.

FarkWhat



WHY?!?

fappomatic

Even though you owe me a keyboard I still raise my beer to you that was hilarious.

Double amputee pole dancer? Wow.

I started pole dancing 10 years ago at aged 17

what?

fappomatic

L
O
L

SJKebab: FTFA: "She was wearing a G-string but she was putting her hands in her underpants," he said.

"That behaviour breaches our licensing laws. And she had already received a warning.

WTF??? That's too risque? Are they worried about 9 year olds walking into the bar or something?

Oh, and just to get the ball rolling, here she be.



/Hell yeah I would
//Sharp knees and all


She looks like she could twist your head off with her thighs.

Not that it would be a bad thing...

*sigh*

In case anyone's wondering. Dat's her.

For the Merkins playing along at home, Queensland is Australia's Utah.

What's a trashy broad doing in a classy place like this?

tafka: For the Merkins playing along at home, Queensland is Australia's Utah.

Australia has Mormons? who'da thunk.

tafka: For the Merkins playing along at home, Queensland is Australia's Utah.

Sadly, and yet we are the home of Kiki Vidis and Morrigan Slayde - so it all equals out.

No, South Australia is Australia's Utah. More churches there and more conservative folk than I could handle had me running screaming from the place.

tafka: For the Merkins playing along at home, Queensland is Australia's Utah.

Queensland is Australia's Florida.