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(Fox News) Interesting Eastern Europe to Germany: "We're like Hungary, man." Germany: "Try Turkey. Czech please"   (foxnews.com) divider line 80
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Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 09:23:55 PM  
Oh they can't be Syria-s.

 
WWODBD [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 09:38:24 PM  
That's what I get for Peru-sing FARK on a Sunday

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 09:38:27 PM  
Turkey's a good choice. After all, it's less Chile there this time of year.

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:08:56 PM  
www.alphahousemusic.com

 
OniNeko 2009-03-01 10:11:10 PM  
brigid_fitch: Turkey's a good choice. After all, it's less Chile there this time of year.

If it gets cold, just bring a blanket. Depending on where you are, it can provide camouflage if your Afghanistan.

 
Stratigus64 2009-03-01 10:12:15 PM  
Cue "I'm in charge of Malaysia" pic.

//Even if it is from 4chan

 
eas81 2009-03-01 10:12:43 PM  
Could go for some Chinese but then they'd be Hungary in an hour.

/got nothing.

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:12:54 PM  
Are U'K, eastern Europe?

 
Funk Brothers 2009-03-01 10:13:45 PM  
A Nazi country will rise and invade Great Britain first by superior air and sea power.

After France, Holland, and Belgium, Germany will be next.

 
YesWeHaveNoBannanas 2009-03-01 10:15:14 PM  
Funk Brothers: A Nazi country will rise and invade Great Britain first by superior air and sea power.

After France, Holland, and Belgium, Germany will be next.


What?

 
moondo 2009-03-01 10:16:26 PM  
Gotta shake djibouti after a good meal.

 
WWODBD [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:16:31 PM  
Oman, Kenya Sweden the deal anymore than this?

 
DanRankin 2009-03-01 10:16:49 PM  
LadyHawke: Are U'K, eastern Europe?

joke?


/map?

 
eas81 2009-03-01 10:17:08 PM  
brigid_fitch: Turkey's a good choice. After all, it's less Chile there this time of year.

goes good with some Holland-ay sauce?

/still got nothing.

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:17:23 PM  
brigid_fitch: Turkey's a good choice. After all, it's less Chile there this time of year.

I don't know. Last time Egypt me.

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:17:37 PM  
YesWeHaveNoBannanas: Funk Brothers: A Nazi country will rise and invade Great Britain first by superior air and sea power.

After France, Holland, and Belgium, Germany will be next.

What?


Never mind him--he's nothing Budapest.

/I've got Togo--Abyssinia all later!

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:18:25 PM  
eas81: goes good with some Holland-ay sauce?

I can't Belize you'd sink so low.

 
Danielsan [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:18:32 PM  
Once I accidentally an entire Switzerland.

 
that1guy77 [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:19:02 PM  
LadyHawke: Are U'K, eastern Europe?

No ma'am. But they're missing teeth like some of the easterners, though.

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:20:01 PM  
Di Atribe: eas81: goes good with some Holland-ay sauce?

I can't Belize you'd sink so low.


Maybe he's Russian to get India.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:20:41 PM  
I farking love this headline and thread.

/got nothin' though.

 
Arkanaut 2009-03-01 10:20:45 PM  

 
Selfabortion 2009-03-01 10:20:45 PM  
I don't mean to russia, but can you get that turkey over here now? I got really estoniaed on some nice indonesia and feel like I could now eat about a brazilian wales. NorWAY are you going to say no to turn me down.

/Ran out of steam at the end, but i stand by it.

 
paraffinshot 2009-03-01 10:21:00 PM  
Oman, Iraq'd my car so Iran to get help, but it was cold so I went Russian back to get and Afghan, Stan.

 
that1guy77 [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:21:21 PM  
... and shame on me for missing the point. Going to eat Turkey and forget about it. *facepalm*

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:23:29 PM  
bighasbeen: Di Atribe: eas81: goes good with some Holland-ay sauce?

I can't Belize you'd sink so low.

Maybe he's Russian to get India.


I'm sure he'd like to Greece my wheel

 
Karma Curmudgeon 2009-03-01 10:24:11 PM  
I read this thread and I ran. Iran so far away.

/got nothin

 
punto 2009-03-01 10:26:31 PM  
Let them eat cake.

 
signaljammer 2009-03-01 10:31:05 PM  
Funny place Hungary must be. They have a low GNP and high mortality rate. UofI has a graduate math exchange with them. They have, I think, the oldest public library in Europe. Anyway, smokin' hot mathematicians.

 
TailsAndy 2009-03-01 10:31:08 PM  
Australia

 
Heist 2009-03-01 10:31:43 PM  
I hate to Russia, but Kenya stop with these jokes?

 
the_rhino 2009-03-01 10:37:14 PM  
They showed me where they wanted to go, so I told them "Denmark it on the map!"

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 10:37:16 PM  
Heist: I hate to Russia, but Kenya stop with these jokes?

Israeli bothering you?

 
YupThazMe 2009-03-01 10:37:43 PM  
She adds that a one-size-fits-all bailout of poor eastern members is unwise.

Why? It's working great for us.

 
Cyborg77 2009-03-01 10:42:12 PM  
I'm sure if they stopped Sweden and Yeam and just Spain the situation they'll find they have a lot in Cayman. Or they could just say pharket.

 
nostudme 2009-03-01 10:43:58 PM  
Approves. Under "tattoo removal".

 
dragonchild 2009-03-01 10:49:02 PM  
I can't find Steeler on the map.

 
The Grinch 2009-03-01 10:49:49 PM  
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Midnight Rambler 2009-03-01 10:50:32 PM  
I'm tired of this thread. I'm going to Taiwan on.

 
godofusa.com 2009-03-01 10:53:05 PM  
bighasbeen: Heist: I hate to Russia, but Kenya stop with these jokes?

Israeli bothering you?


i232.photobucket.com

 
Impudent Domain 2009-03-01 10:54:00 PM  
signaljammer
Funny place Hungary must be. They have a low GNP and high mortality rate. UofI has a graduate math exchange with them. They have, I think, the oldest public library in Europe. Anyway, smokin' hot mathematicians.

Funny thing, I encounter a lot of foreign students and tourists. As well as people who come to the many international conventions we hold here. And of all the peoples I have encountered I HAVE YET TO SEE A SINGLE GIRL FROM HUNGARY THAT WAS NOT DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

Now I am sure they must have ugly women, but maybe they kill them off or something.

 
Miss Stein 2009-03-01 10:54:34 PM  
*Blows dust off old joke-book*

Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Romania long, either. Venice lunch ready?

Waitress: I'll Russia table. What are you Ghana Havre? Aix?

Gent: You want Tibet? I prefer Turkey. Can Jamaica cook step on the Gaza bit?

Waitress: Odessa laugh! Alaska, but listen for her Wales.

Gent: I'm not Balkan. Just put a Cuba sugar in my Java.

Waitress: Don't you be Sicily, big boy. Sweden it yourself. I'm only here to Serbia.

Gent: Denmark my check and call the Bosphorus, Egypt me. There's an Eire. I hope he'll Kenya. I don't Bolivia know who I am!

Waitress: Canada noise! I don't Caribbean. You sure Ararat!

Gent: Samoa your wisecracks? What's got India? D'you think this arguing Alps business? Why be so Chile? Be Nice!

Waitress: Don't Kiev me that Boulogne! Alemain do! Spain in the neck. Pay your Czech and don't Kuwait. Ayssinia!

Gent (to himself): I'll come back with my France and Taiwan on Zanzibar is open.

 
Tentacle 2009-03-01 10:56:59 PM  
Ct Blackula: Heist: I hate to Russia, but Kenya stop with these jokes?

you want us to stop, USAy?


I Canada anything about it...

 
ILoveBeer3000 2009-03-01 11:00:01 PM  
I guess some states are more "equal" than others.

 
Midnight Rambler 2009-03-01 11:02:23 PM  
ILoveBeer3000: I guess some states are more "equal" than others.

You can try to convince me of that, but I'll never Bolivia.

 
Broz_Tito 2009-03-01 11:04:34 PM  
How did Romania and Bulgaria become EU members ?

 
Oldiron_79 2009-03-01 11:05:20 PM  
I came here for a reference to Turkish Eye goggles, disappointed.

 
ILoveBeer3000 2009-03-01 11:05:54 PM  
Midnight Rambler:
You can try to convince me of that, but I'll never Bolivia.

Iran when they told me Samoa.

 
Texas with a Dollarsign 2009-03-01 11:11:06 PM  
I better get my comment in before this thread is Finnish.

 
Midnight Rambler 2009-03-01 11:18:56 PM  
ILoveBeer3000: Midnight Rambler:
You can try to convince me of that, but I'll never Bolivia.

Iran when they told me Samoa.


I would have too, but I didn't want to trip and Krakatoa.

 
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