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(Detroit News) Scary Boat with three NFL players on board missing off the Florida coast   (detnews.com) divider line 143
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TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:29:27 PM  
The Coast Guard is searching for at least two professional football players and two other people who left Clearwater Pass about 6:30 a.m. Saturday in a 21-foot, center-console boat and are believed missing.

The Coast Guard identified three of the missing boaters as Victor "Marquis" Cooper, Nick Skyler and Corey Smith.

 
nunyabidness [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:32:28 PM  
the article says one of them is a detroit lion. So thats two football players and somebody we won't miss

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:36:22 PM  
nunyabidness: the article says one of them is a detroit lion. So thats two football players and somebody we won't miss

Reaching for that low hanging fruit? Meh, they're all overpaid, but they are people who have families who will miss them. I guess. Meh.

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:46:34 PM  
nekom: Reaching for that low hanging fruit? Meh, they're all overpaid, but they are people who have families who will miss them. I guess. Meh.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

 
Ima10urin8 [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:57:23 PM  
95% of the NFL can't swim.

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 01:11:16 PM  
Maybe they got picked up by the Buccaneers.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 01:24:05 PM  
nunyabidness: the article says one of them is a detroit lion. So thats two football players and somebody we won't miss

I keep thinking of the punchline, "A good start!".

 
unclejimbo827 [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:13:21 PM  
bigpeeler: Maybe they got picked up by the Buccaneers.

I chuckled.

 
Chulainn 2009-03-01 02:14:06 PM  
bigpeeler: Maybe they got picked up by the Buccaneers.

BWAHAHAHA

/because it works like pirates or free agency.
//HAHA
///Window seat please, would like a view of my flight down.

 
srhp29 2009-03-01 02:14:09 PM  
So I read one Raider and one Lion but nothing about any NFL players.

 
the_chief 2009-03-01 02:14:10 PM  
XFL!!!

 
Dustin_00 2009-03-01 02:14:28 PM  
A good start?

 
tdpatriots12 2009-03-01 02:15:03 PM  
bigpeeler: Maybe they got picked up by the Buccaneers.

Please collect your complimentary box of Win on your way out of the thread.

 
Alwaysus 2009-03-01 02:15:42 PM  
Too bad they didn't invite Favre.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2009-03-01 02:16:00 PM  
It was an inside job.

 
Lifeless 2009-03-01 02:16:13 PM  
This young, very attractive, highly photogenic overpaid white female football player is MISSING.

 
phlegmmo 2009-03-01 02:17:04 PM  
Third down?

 
almandot 2009-03-01 02:17:29 PM  
teh fact that a boat with people on it is missing off the coast is scary enough. the fact that because they're nfl players it should be newsworthy is pretty diminished by the fact that they play for the lions and raiders =P

 
Alwaysus 2009-03-01 02:17:54 PM  
phlegmmo: Third down?

Bravo.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:18:12 PM  
I think someone should organize an online search for them using Google Earth.

 
Seacop 2009-03-01 02:19:35 PM  
AirSTA Clearwater's right there, they'll be flying all day

 
flippity_01 2009-03-01 02:19:56 PM  
A "fishing" boat...are we sure Daunte Culpepper isn't there???

 
Oldiron_79 2009-03-01 02:20:31 PM  
Does the Florida tag have Sundays off?

 
ThrobblefootSpectre 2009-03-01 02:21:22 PM  
bigpeeler: Maybe they got picked up by the Buccaneers.

WIN

 
toonz 2009-03-01 02:22:30 PM  
Seacop: AirSTA Clearwater's right there, they'll be flying all day

are they deploying Seahawks?
navysite.de

 
LucklessWonder 2009-03-01 02:22:54 PM  
Fred 'Double Dong' Smoot approves

 
we won it five times 2009-03-01 02:23:03 PM  
Ima10urin8: 95% of the NFL can't swim.

i69.photobucket.com

 
Thisbymaster 2009-03-01 02:23:19 PM  
When do we start the party?

 
berylman 2009-03-01 02:23:34 PM  
This is merely a distraction while the Raiders pillage off the coastline.

 
Seacop 2009-03-01 02:23:55 PM  
toonz: Seacop: AirSTA Clearwater's right there, they'll be flying all day

are they deploying Seahawks?

No, all the rescue swimmers are on the IR.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:24:19 PM  
a boat with 4 people missing of the florida coast---bummer.


a boat with 3 NFL players missing of the florida coast---EMERGENCY****EMERGENCY --ALL HANDS REPORT FOR SEARCH!!!!

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-03-01 02:24:47 PM  
Who?

Knew it wasn't anyone important, otherwise all the article headings I've read would've stated the names.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:25:37 PM  
Linux_Yes: a boat with 4 people missing of the florida coast---bummer.


a boat with 3 NFL players missing of the florida coast---EMERGENCY****EMERGENCY --ALL HANDS REPORT FOR SEARCH!!!!

just don't use any of our tax money to search. wink, wink.

 
Milamber1a 2009-03-01 02:25:49 PM  
I guess they took "going deep" too literally....

 
Seacop 2009-03-01 02:26:11 PM  
Seacop: toonz: Seacop: AirSTA Clearwater's right there, they'll be flying all day

are they deploying Seahawks?

No, all the rescue swimmers are on the IR.

We'll deploy the Jay-Hawks

www.check-six.com

 
Penguin With Guns 2009-03-01 02:26:26 PM  
Was it a three-hour tour? I feel like I've heard this story before...

 
GetBackJoe 2009-03-01 02:26:55 PM  
They're on a boat. They're on a boat. Everybody look at them 'cause they're standing on a boat. They're on a boat. They're on a boat. Take a long hard look at this motherfarking boat.

 
Seacop 2009-03-01 02:27:00 PM  
Linux_Yes: a boat with 4 people missing of the florida coast---bummer.


a boat with 3 NFL players missing of the florida coast---EMERGENCY****EMERGENCY --ALL HANDS REPORT FOR SEARCH!!!!

Yeah, that's how it works.

 
pandabear [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:27:03 PM  
Linux_Yes: EMERGENCY****EMERGENCY --ALL HANDS REPORT FOR SEARCH

How else will the guys get the flight pay added to their checks?

 
cc_rider 2009-03-01 02:27:17 PM  
bigpeeler: Maybe they got picked up by the Buccaneers.

I'm taking an aisle seat for laughing at this.

 
BalugaJoe 2009-03-01 02:27:29 PM  
They defecting to Cuba.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-03-01 02:28:11 PM  
Nothing more fun and more dangerous than drinking and boating.

/night sailing in the pitch blackness of Lake Huron after a day of beers and boobs has to be the best day of my life.

 
RottNDude 2009-03-01 02:28:47 PM  
Good riddance.

 
rssvss [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:30:13 PM  
well that's special...

 
Excen 2009-03-01 02:30:47 PM  
GetBackJoe: They're on a boat. They're on a boat. Everybody look at them 'cause they're standing on a boat. They're on a boat. They're on a boat. Take a long hard look at this motherfarking boat.

Yeah, but did any of them fark a mermaid?

/That track has a classic beat. . .

 
John Buck 41 2009-03-01 02:32:01 PM  
They need(ed) a bigger boat.

 
bshy 2009-03-01 02:32:17 PM  
If this was Robert Gallery, Sebastian Janikowski and Dan Orlovsky, I'd feel alot more confident about them swimming their way out of danger.

 
Swimsuitor 2009-03-01 02:32:25 PM  
Bermuda Triangle?

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:32:43 PM  
BalugaJoe: They defecting to Cuba.

too funny. and even if they did, we'd never hear about it in the mainstream press. ...ah, they must have been lost at sea.......

 
Snocones 2009-03-01 02:33:52 PM  
BalugaJoe: They defecting to Cuba.

lol thats funny! I would what the Cuban government would do if American's started doing that.

 
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