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(WPXI) Obvious Female teacher arrested after having sex with a student spurs outrage. Wait, the teacher is cute in a goth sort of way and the student was a 16 year old girl? Scratch that. Should read "spurs fappage."   (wpxi.com) divider line 106
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nunyabidness [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 11:51:31 AM  
Looks like the kind who would tie up her young toy and punish it for being naughty in class.

Ill be in my bunk

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:15:45 PM  
Gen X is really leaving its mark on the younger generation.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:17:07 PM  
Can't wait for the "sharp knees" crowd to come in here.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 12:43:51 PM  
tonesskin: Can't wait for the "sharp knees" crowd to come in here.

I'll oblige.

farm4.static.flickr.com

Looks like some freak out of a hick horror movie.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 01:02:20 PM  
monsieurstabby: Looks like some freak out of a hick horror movie. a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.

I had a teacher whose daughter (she was married at the time) walked in on her and an 18-year-old female student. Nothing happened to her. But everyone knew about it.

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 01:18:53 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: a cocktail waitress on an oil rig

...?

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 01:42:13 PM  
I'm trying, but I don't understand how "cute in a goth sort of way" and the photo of the teacher correlate in any discernible way.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:16:56 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I'm trying, but I don't understand how "cute in a goth sort of way" and the photo of the teacher correlate in any discernible way.

They don't. And that picture has caused me to lose all interest in fapping.

/for a while

 
strangeguitar 2009-03-01 02:27:25 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I'm trying, but I don't understand how "cute in a goth sort of way" and the photo of the teacher correlate in any discernible way.

If that's a hot goth, I've been jerkin' it to a whole different subset of freaky chicks.
And I have.

 
SoxSweepAgain 2009-03-01 02:47:15 PM  
Do not want.

/likes Goth chicks.
//"She" ain't one.

 
seamus james 2009-03-01 02:47:16 PM  
Do not want.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2009-03-01 02:47:57 PM  
img.photobucket.com
This is from facebook. Is she with the student?

(I don't have a facebook account so this is as large a pic as I can get)

 
seamus james 2009-03-01 02:49:13 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: This is from facebook. Is she with the student?

(I don't have a facebook account so this is as large a pic as I can get)


Still do not want.

 
LarryDan43 2009-03-01 02:49:44 PM  
Maybe subby meant cute in a "guy" sort of way.

 
John Buck 41 2009-03-01 02:51:01 PM  
Cute? Subby, I strongly urge you to make an appointment with an optometrist, ASAP.

 
gilby_jr 2009-03-01 02:51:29 PM  
ALSO do not want. I LOL'd at the headline. I giggled again even after seeing her pic. Still lol'ing.
Hooray smitty!

/no fappage from me

 
Dr. Frisbee 2009-03-01 02:51:37 PM  
That's a man!!!!

 
jake3988 2009-03-01 02:51:47 PM  
LarryDan43 2009-03-01 02:49:44 PM Maybe subby meant cute in a "guy" sort of way.
============================

Yeah, that's definitely a 'That's a man baby' pic.

 
LegacyDL 2009-03-01 02:52:05 PM  
Thought she was going to be Astroglide material but apparently she's just plain Vaseline.

 
gtomako 2009-03-01 02:52:32 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid

You really should remove that photo as the girl pictured in it may not have anything to do with this case and will be subjected to ridicule.

In other words, I can't fap to either one. Thanks.

 
Bacontastesgood 2009-03-01 02:54:05 PM  
LegacyDL: Thought she was going to be Astroglide material but apparently she's just plain Vaseline.

More like GoJo. Or just a plain meh and leave the pants on.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:55:44 PM  
Dr. Frisbee: That's a man!!!!

THIS BABY!

 
Bulls_Eye01 2009-03-01 02:56:40 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: This is from facebook. Is she with the student?

Is that the best you can do? I'm trying to figure out which of her 'friends' is the student. So far, Sarah Jayne Bryan is my best guess.

 
TexasPeace [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 02:57:47 PM  
Thought about hotlink to Eva Longoria, due to use of term "Spurs fappage" in headline.

GIS to "spurs fappage" more interesting.

 
Mirkwood23 2009-03-01 02:58:54 PM  
Link (new window)

 
swahnhennessy 2009-03-01 03:02:17 PM  
You need to get out more, Subby.

 
Fizpez [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 03:02:27 PM  
Hmmm... I was hoping that this would give us a read on the whole female teacher vs. male teacher sex with student punishment chart, you know the one where the guy gets 10 years+ and the female teacher gets a sternly worded letter in her file.

I'm pretty sure male teacher male student gets the death penalty, while female teacher female student probably earns the teacher a merit raise.

However, I think that the teacher in this case is not cute enough - we will have to be careful with any data we collect from this experiment.

/carry on

 
satanicsantoku 2009-03-01 03:02:53 PM  
to be fair, nobody ever looks their best in mug shots.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-03-01 03:03:00 PM  
Oil City, lesbians, sounds relevant to my interests.

 
D'Annunzio 2009-03-01 03:03:05 PM  
It's Crispin Glover.

 
dbrian56 2009-03-01 03:03:39 PM  
Better pic. She's the third one to the right.
wku.edu

/Would hit now
//link is so hot and naughty

 
sparkyfarky 2009-03-01 03:05:43 PM  
tonesskin: Can't wait for the "sharp knees" crowd to come in here.

Can someone 'splain to me please who the "sharp knees" people are?

Actually, I had a female English/Gym teacher in high school who was pretty "into" all the cheerleaders & used to "hang out" with them all the time. Everybody in school kinda just knew she was a lesbian but nobody ever said anything about it, but that was a loong time ago when shiat like that wasn't brought up in public! (you youngens can ask your parents if you don't believe me, lol) I also walked to school barefoot in the snow miles uphill...blah blah.

 
Wulfhardt 2009-03-01 03:10:41 PM  
sparkyfarky
It refers to those who, upon viewing an image of what is generally considered a beautiful woman, will find SOMETHING to criticize. Anything. This kind of bitter criticism usually comes from men who are nowhere near the same league as the woman they criticize.

 
Haoie 2009-03-01 03:14:58 PM  
Insert tags "teacher", "student", "sex", to get instant green light.

 
SpaceBiscuit 2009-03-01 03:18:59 PM  
www.tvscoop.tv

 
wydok 2009-03-01 03:19:05 PM  
I like how all the comments on the actual website are trying to defend the teacher.

"That's not what really happened!" said some student who doesn't know what happened but likes the teacher and doesn't want her to get in trouble...

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 03:23:40 PM  
dbrian56: Better pic. She's the third one to the right.


/Would hit now
//link is so hot and naughty


OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE A MANZZZ! WHAT DID SUBBBIESZZZ MEANZ BY CUTESZ?

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 03:24:43 PM  
wydok: I like how all the comments on the actual website are trying to defend the teacher.

"That's not what really happened!" said some student who doesn't know what happened but likes the teacher and doesn't want her to get in trouble...


I like how some farking morans WOULDN'T defend the teacher.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 03:28:43 PM  
dbrian56: Better pic. She's the third one to the right.


/Would hit now
//link is so hot and naughty


That is so not the same person, never mind, you lose at Google.

 
ArgusRun 2009-03-01 03:29:11 PM  
monsieurstabby: tonesskin: Can't wait for the "sharp knees" crowd to come in here.

I'll oblige.



Looks like some freak out of a hick horror movie.


stevebroback.com

 
jpo2269 2009-03-01 03:30:29 PM  
I am fairly certain that teacher has a penis..

/penis

 
farkin_idiot 2009-03-01 03:37:14 PM  
This is what I expected when subby said "cute in a goth sort of way" :

i43.tinypic.com
Mmm. Liz Vicious.

I'm disappointed in you, subby.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 03:38:18 PM  
farkin_idiot: This is what I expected when subby said "cute in a goth sort of way" :


Mmm. Liz Vicious.

I'm disappointed in you, subby.


I may have done a GIS for her after seeing this picture and hypothetically am a better person if I have actually done so.

 
Captain Darling 2009-03-01 03:39:33 PM  
dbrian56: Better pic. She's the third one to the right.


/Would hit now
//link is so hot and naughty


That's the same woman?! Pretty nice, in a young Jodie Foster kind of way.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-01 03:41:48 PM  
Captain Darling: That's the same woman?!

No. I fell for that shiat, too. Then I did my OWN search and realized that you can never trust someone else do use Google for you because, as easy as it is to do a GIS, some people still FAIL.

 
Self Defecating Humor 2009-03-01 03:44:18 PM  
jpo2269: I am fairly certain that teacher has a penis..

/penis


But does it like pancakes?

/doing my part to spread the new meme around

 
radioman_ 2009-03-01 03:44:45 PM  
Cute? She looks like Matt Damon. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Subby fails eye exam.

We had a hated lesbian gym teacher. (I say this because we had a beloved lesbian gym teacher, too.) A mean-spirited and spiritually bereft dieseler. The girls said this biatch was always hanging around while they were showering, making them feel uncomfortable. Nothing was ever done about it, despite the complaints. This was the 60s, when teachers ruled.

This teacher taught the archery unit in gym, a coed part of the schedule so I got to see this trip in person. The lesbo was up by the targets explaining the scoring rings. A girl named Valerie P. who was a champion archer let one fly right into the bulls-eye. What a scandal! It made our senior year. "Did you hear what Valerie did?" She got suspended but came back a hero.

 
sparkyfarky 2009-03-01 03:49:27 PM  
Wulfhardt: sparkyfarky
It refers to those who, upon viewing an image of what is generally considered a beautiful woman, will find SOMETHING to criticize. Anything. This kind of bitter criticism usually comes from men who are nowhere near the same league as the woman they criticize.


Thank you Wulfhardt, sorry I shoulda googled it, which I will do in the future before asking dumb questions.

/sneaking to the back of the room now.

//carry on

 
some_beer_drinker 2009-03-01 03:55:40 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: Pocket Ninja: I'm trying, but I don't understand how "cute in a goth sort of way" and the photo of the teacher correlate in any discernible way.

They don't. And that picture has caused me to lose all interest in fapping.

IT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!


 
Falcc 2009-03-01 03:58:50 PM  
farkin_idiot: This is what I expected when subby said "cute in a goth sort of way" :


Mmm. Liz Vicious.

I'm disappointed in you, subby.


Bless you sir, for bringing her existence to my attention.

 
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