"Little girls worship her; adult women want to be her."

What an unbelievably stupid thing to say.

Why did Barbie and Ken split up in 2004? And how exactly did they reconcile? I HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

In homage to Sarah Palin, there are two different Facebook groups called Caribou Barbie.

mouhahaha Caribou Barbie with sue them to oblivion!

Little known fact: Teacher Barbie was also banging high school Ken.

Pocket Ninja: Why did Barbie and Ken split up in 2004? And how exactly did they reconcile? I HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

Because Ken comes in a different box. Duh.

My 6 year-old daughter loves Barbies. Pretty harmless fun.

/no Bratz allowed

Pocket Ninja: Why did Barbie and Ken split up in 2004? And how exactly did they reconcile? I HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

They split up because they had no genitalia.

They reconciled following augmentation surgery.

wherritt: Because Ken comes in a different box. Duh.

"Teacher Barbie was recalled in 1995 because she wasn't wearing panties."

I bet that would dilate the pupils.

I would have gone with the Obvious tag, myself.

/seriously though, that's funny

Handler named the Americanized doll after her daughter, Barbara.


Barbie's boyfriend is Ken. He's named after Handler's real-life son, who, incidentally, hated the comparisons.



So Barbie moved to Wisconsin from West Virginia?

mryoop789: "Little girls worship her; adult women want to be her."

What an unbelievably stupid thing to say.

Who makes this shiat up? Little girls worship their dolls? Wtf planet is this writer from?

16 NASCAR Barbie came out in 1998.

Oh, so she has a Hooters outfit on?

/ got it bad

All hail wherritt, new ruler of the internet.

TTIUWP

Pocket Ninja: Why did Barbie and Ken split up in 2004? And how exactly did they reconcile? I HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

I heard Ken gave "Share a Smile Becky" a sympathy phark and Barbie walked in on them..

There is no lesbian Barbie. This proves that Matel is nothing but a bunch of fundies and hates the Ghey. Lets boycot Matel!

/ how about some hot Barbie on Skipper action!??!?!

portscanner: There is no lesbian Barbie. This proves that Matel is nothing but a bunch of fundies and hates the Ghey. Lets boycot Matel!

/ how about some hot Barbie on Skipper action!??!?!

Aren't Barbie and Skipper Sisters, or is that the point? And don't they have an even younger sister somewhere?

strutin: Pocket Ninja: Why did Barbie and Ken split up in 2004? And how exactly did they reconcile? I HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

I heard Ken gave "Share a Smile Becky" a sympathy phark and Barbie walked in on them..

I didn't know they made cripple barbies.

mryoop789: "Little girls worship her; adult women want to be her."

Adult women want their junk going bad and not being able to marry by age 50 despite looking like that?

I am a schoolbus trapped in a man's body. Please donate to pay for my reassignment surgery.

information: / got it bad

Came for the Van Halen reference.

I dated a girl named Barbie. She turned out to be a slut.

Go figure.

"Teacher Barbie was recalled in 1995 because she wasn't wearing panties."

Yeah, but that was way back last century.

Nowadays teacher Barbie could bang multiple students in the backseat of a car on school property, post the cell phone videos on her myspace page, and still wouldn't be recalled.

#27 - Bicentennial? In 2076? Wouldn't that be tricentennial?

barbie's done a decent job to avoid aging... but she's no vanna white.

Q) Does Barbie come with Ken?

A) No, she fakes it with Ken, she Comes with G.I. Joe

24 Barbie has had more than 1 billion pairs of shoes.

And I bet she still farking complains that she has nothing to wear.

/need a peso show barbie
//change to believe in?

the_chief: Born on the 4th of July Barbie?

Becky was my favorite FAVORITE barbie. I loved her cause she was a red head (like me) and could ride on my breyer and barbie horses. My Becky doll was the one of the "Olympic Dolls", so she came with a red, white and blue wheelchair and a camera...

Barbies are one of the best toys for developing a kids imagination... I hope they survive another 50 years.

Teacher Barbie is getting a kick out of your replies.

I came for the Barbie twins, I'm leaving disappointed.

The original Barbie's from the 60's were really classy and elegant. Except for this

This outfit is called, "Roman Holiday". You know, after the movie while Barbie vacations in Rome. How freakin' obnoxious is that outfit? Decked out in red white and blue. I bet she would shout things slowly in English too. Damn you Barbie! You're always giving the USA a bad name!

/hotlinked.
//that outfit also comes with tons of accessories that would KILL today's precious little snowflake. A mini compact, earrings with DANGEROUS poking eyes out RODS in them, a necklace no bigger than your thumbnail which you could swallow and get lead poisoning, etc etc.
///slashies!

"The husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur...
and three-time ballroom dancing champion."

Damn Obnox is that Trailer-Trash-Meth Barbie?

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Little known fact: Teacher Barbie was also banging high middle school Ken.


FTFY

DigitalCoffee: Damn Obnox is that Trailer-Trash-Meth Barbie?

No, that's Aging Barbie without the optional Cosmetic Surgery pack.

Kuta: "The husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur...
and three-time ballroom dancing champion."

"Are you INSANE? This is Hitler's car!"

Where's the irony police on this one?

/Not Ironic
//Unless it's expected now that teachers not get fired / arrested for flashing students?

strutin: Pocket Ninja: Why did Barbie and Ken split up in 2004? And how exactly did they reconcile? I HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

I heard Ken gave "Share a Smile Becky" a sympathy phark and Barbie walked in on them..

Gimp Barbie? Didn't know there was such a thing.

Barbie was never made from dried onion meal?

Woops, Malibu Stacey.

strutin: I heard Ken gave "Share a Smile Becky" a sympathy phark and Barbie walked in on them..

But how did Becky get in that wheelchair? Link NSFW (new window)

Crap list of facts. This is about as truthful as Disney's official history of Walt.

Barbie was not the brainchild of Ruth Handler. She took a trip to Germany and saw something she wanted to copy and call her own idea in USA. The Bild Lilli doll. One of a number of German fashion dolls.

the_chief: Born on the 4th of July Barbie?

teh funny, you has it.

Jaws_Victim: Decked out in red white and blue. I bet she would shout things slowly in English too. Damn you Barbie! You're always giving the USA a bad name!

Other contries whose National colours are red white and blue would be: Costa Rica, Croatia, Yugoslavia, Philippines, Russia, Cuba, Czech Republic, Slovenia, Thailand, France, Iceland, Liberia, Malaysia, Panama & the United Kingdom.

I bet she would shout things slowly in Malay too. Damn you Barbie! You're always giving Malaysia a bad name!

Deshemel: What in the name of the Lord is a barbie?
Melinda: An Australian barbecue. Also a lame doll that comes up to our chest height.

farkin' hate barbie and all that she represents...(worse than bratz) --damn, i'm even hesitant to let my daughter watch Disney cartoons (depending on the movie). Dora, strawberry shortcake (barely), are cool.

Came for nasty pics of Ken doing Barbie doggy-style and left very disappointed....