The students then reportedly mobbed the rapper, stealing his bandana, jewelry and shoes before the star was rescued by the venue's security team.


Hilarious.

Funniest story I've read all week!

Wasn't there a movie where someone did this? Can't remember what it was.

Friggin awesome. +1

It always cracks me up when I see someone stage dive but the audience parts and they fall on the floor.

CFoolio Injured In Stage Dive

Having that as a headline makes more sense.

Has he not seen enough Pauly Shore movies to know that that was a profoundly stupid idea?

foolio?

bwahahahahahahahaha

BigSnatch: The students then reportedly mobbed the rapper, stealing his bandana, jewelry and shoes before the star was rescued by the venue's security team.


Hilarious.

Bahahahahaha. I didn't even bother clicking the link. That has to be the funniest thing I've read all week.

What a tard.

FOOLIO!

More butt support! More butt support!!

I guess "It Takes A Thief".

What's the matter gangsta? Surprised when the sheeple practice what you preach?

Day make you day biatch?

1-2-3-4 Washed up rapper on the floor...

TommyymmoT: I guess "It Takes A Thief".

What's the matter gangsta? Surprised when the sheeple practice what you preach?

Day make you day biatch?

I seem to recall that Coolio turned his back to Gansta culture after a kid blamed his crimes on one of his songs.

But, hey, he's also black and rhymes over songs, so I guess that must mean that he's contributing to the decline of our culture.

/hater

"(Coolio) nearly flattened one poor girl. Then all the students decided to launch on him. They grabbed whatever they could, including his trainers, watch, chains and glasses. He was pulled back on stage by the bouncers. They got his shoes back for him."

Tip: When in England, never show weakness or crass stupidity.

I LOL'd

/Way to misread the crowd, Foolio!!

I don't care who you are, that's some funny shiat right there.

Is it wrong that that story makes me happy?

OMG I laughed so loud. And I was in the library. First use of the FAIL tag that I won't biatch about.

Gordon Bennett: "(Coolio) nearly flattened one poor girl. Then all the students decided to launch on him. They grabbed whatever they could, including his trainers, watch, chains and glasses. He was pulled back on stage by the bouncers. They got his shoes back for him."

Tip: When in EnglandScotland, never show weakness or crass stupidity.

So, the article doesn't say whether he finished the show or not. I would guess if you fell flat on your face and the audience pilfered your belongings that would be no.

Glitchwerks: So, the article doesn't say whether he finished the show or not. I would guess if you fell flat on your face and the audience pilfered your belongings that would be no.

He likely did a little jig and ran away to cry in his dressing room.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 1-2-3-4 Washed up rapper on the floor...

got to help me up i fell down!
got to help me up i fell down!

Thats what happens when you mess with Weird Al

Failio

and his new hit:

Fantastic Failage

please! we need video of this

maximum failage win!

spukey23: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 1-2-3-4 Washed up rapper on the floor...

got to help me up i fell down!
got to help me up i fell down!

glad someone got it...

i guess staffordshire is no gangsta's paradise?

No one knows what it's like...

to be Coolio...

at Staffordshire University...

with hooligans...

Hahahahahaha. Any time a rapper screws up another angel get his wings.

What makes this even worse is the fact this is the first time anybody's given a shiat about Coolio since 1998 or so.

I think this deserves a "WIN" tag, not fail....

I lol'd.

Oddly enough, they didn't take his zimmer.

People in Britain are probably more familiar with Axl Rose' brand of stage diving which is coupled with a hissy fit attack. Totally understandable.

This just in... Coolio after the incident:

kblair4: Funniest story I've read all week!

Wasn't there a movie where someone did this? Can't remember what it was.

PCU, perhaps?

As someone who has stagedived (stagedove?) eight feet through a parting crowd onto concrete, I am getting quite a kick. It can hurt, as you might imagine, quite a lot. It's also hilarious when it happens to someone else. The kicker is that his fans robbed him. That's just awesome.

My wife asked me why I was laughing. I told her this story and she says, "You're such a dick." I am, indeed.

djstortion: No one knows what it's like...

to be Coolio...

at Staffordshire University...

with hooligans...

Needless to say Coolio is not a member of the Bloods

To farking funny, always hated him after he biatched at weird al for his parody song, if he didnt like it dont cash the check.

I hope they kept all his shiat

Well he was singing "Step Aside and Let the Man Go Through" at the time!

doctorwormwood: Thats what happens when you mess with Weird Al

I've thought he was a talentless jerk ever since the Weird Al incident, and his 2 big hits were really just reworkings of other songs... just a big douchebag all around really.

real shaman: foolio?

bwahahahahahahahaha



/approves

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 1-2-3-4 Washed up rapper on the floor...

hahah thank you

It never says what the injury was.

antihuman: It never says what the injury was.

I'm guessing it was his pride.



/still snickering

I hope he didn't break his hair.

Outstanding

i only go to rap concerts for this reason...1stage dive 2fail 3profit

Cooliowned.