Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

"Since I've become slim I am more attractive to men-sadly, that's the world we live in."

Sadly? What the hell?

Bathia_Mapes: Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

Um, British paper? 01/03/2009 means 1st March 2009 in most of the English-speaking world.

/Just sayin'

Damn that's a nice rack.

Beating men off with a stick?

Sounds painful.

Two Dogs Farking: Bathia_Mapes: Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

Um, British paper? 01/03/2009 means 1st March 2009 in most of the English-speaking world.

/Just sayin'

That dating system is confusing, especially when having to deal with my European co-workers.

I'm sorry, are we supposed to feel sorry for this shallow coont now that she lost of a bunch of weight, got a nose job, probably a boob job, changed her hair and makeup and now all the sudden she's getting attention she didn't before?

Charlotte Royce was 21, SIZE 22, and hungry to try sex for the first time when a blind date cruelly told her: Fat chance, love!

I see what you did there.

Congrats on losing the weight. Now you look like a chunky Ginger Spice.

She looks much more healthy and natural in this picture:




Why is there so much pressure for women to have the ability to tie their own shoes?

Can she beat me off without the stick?


///nice rack

Slug2468: Can she beat me off without the stick?

Came for this, leaving fulfilled.
And slightly bruised from the stick.

I'm not sleeping with a woman who is going to tell the tale to a newspaper.

Also, can a woman really lose 160 pounds and still have those breasts?

She couldn't get laid? We could have just gotten her a TF account and taken care of that.

ZAZ: I'm not sleeping with a woman who is going to tell the tale to a newspaper.

Also, can a woman really lose 160 pounds and still have those breasts?

Yes, but more than likely they'll be floppy without a bra.

BigSnatch: She looks much more healthy and natural in this picture:

Just for the record, you're not accusing her of having sharp knees now, are you?

Call the newspapers! I'm gonna go sleep with some guys!

She says she's not a slapper. I am not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

If it wasn't News of the World I'd think it was an odd choice for an article.

The thought of what her skin must look like, is the stuff of nightmares.

Mmmmm, alligator luggage.

Glad it worked out for her. I feel bad for the people who told their fat friends, "But you would look so much better if you'd just lose some weight" only to find they're still ugly. "I starved myself for this?!"

I would think beating off with a stick would hurt.

So, lose a bunch of weight, become a slut...

Crikey, 182 pounds. That's, like, two Keira Knightleys.

I wonder if she has to tie her excess skin up around her back...

clifton: Two Dogs Farking: Bathia_Mapes: Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

Um, British paper? 01/03/2009 means 1st March 2009 in most of the English-speaking world.

/Just sayin'

That dating system is confusing, especially when having to deal with my European co-workers.

It's not that confusing. It's not like they're using Star Dates.
Now that's confusing.

She's still too fat.

Nothing worse then having otters hanging in your face as your being mounted. Been there (after an 18 pack) and trust me its not pretty

She probably has stretch marks to the point where her ass would look like a zebra.

FTFA: "It was really hard and a massive shock to my body at first."

Wait, is this referring to the diet or losing her virginity?

Dude, if previous articles from the Isle of Bad Teeth are any indication, her portliness would have been no impediment to getting laid.

Unless, you know, previous suitors tried and found the wrong fold. Hey look! A cheeseburger!

There's no such thing as a "desparate virgin" female. If the girl wanted to get laid that bad, she could have found a man willing to do the deed, no matter what her weight.

When did Fark get overrun by UK tabloids?

nastyboi: She's still too fat.

you realize 9 stone is like 126 lbs right? and she's 5'7" according to the article.

She could have just become a teacher.

She slept with a stranger just to get it over with. That's sad.

clifton: Two Dogs Farking: Bathia_Mapes: Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

Um, British paper? 01/03/2009 means 1st March 2009 in most of the English-speaking world.

/Just sayin'

That dating system is confusing, especially when having to deal with my European co-workers.

What's confusing about going up in time scale?

Day/Month/Year makes more sense than Month/Day/Year

/Remember 11/9

No one loves a fatty.

I'd have hit it then, would hit it now. Amount of alcohol needed might swing a bit, but I'm sure she'd do it if I bought her six or seven.

she could have found a man willing to do the deed, no matter what her weight.

There's a point where the only people who are willing to bang you are not the kind of people you want to be banging.

Yeah, I would hit it.

cryinoutloud: Call the newspapers! I'm gonna go sleep with some guys!

So, how YOU doin'?

z_gringo 2009-03-01 03:07:53 AM "Since I've become slim I am more attractive to men-sadly, that's the world we live in." Sadly? What the hell?
===========================

Fatties think that huge rolls of fat are good 'sexy' qualities.

/They're not.
//On the alternative, looking like someone out of a death camp ala Lohan isn't either.

good for her, good for menkind in general

SEX-STARVED: Charlotte at 22st ?

"Since I've become slim I am more attractive to men-sadly, that's the world we live in."


Sad? So lady, I bet you only date grossly obese men now that you are slim and pretty right? Right??

I'm certain you could have easily gotten a date with obese men back with your former weight. But you didn't find them attractive.

See how that works?

OxfordDon
clifton: Two Dogs Farking: Bathia_Mapes: Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

Um, British paper? 01/03/2009 means 1st March 2009 in most of the English-speaking world.

/Just sayin'

That dating system is confusing, especially when having to deal with my European co-workers.

What's confusing about going up in time scale?

Day/Month/Year makes more sense than Month/Day/Year

/Remember 11/9

The Day/Month/Year format is common to the rest of the world - just not the US. Oddly, the US visa form has the date in the format.

Anyway, put it on the list of things the US should change to conform to the rest of the World (e.g. A4 vs Letter size paper, Fareiheit v Celcius).

Bathia_Mapes: Why are you posting tabloid articles that are over a month old?

I don't mean this in a snarky way, but just kind of curious.. You always seem to be the very first in many threads with some kind of criticism of the submitter.. Article is too old, subby is an idiot, etc.

I mean, I hadn't read this article or heard the story until it went GL, and I do read a decent # of online media every day.

/just sayin'
//not subby
///can't we all just get slashies?

Glad to see she kept the big tits.