Who pissed in his Corona?

Partystabbin'

and florida earns its tag yet again.

And you know what sucks?

Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38, was stabbed in the chest, lower back and hands. Nery Velasquez, 24, suffered knife wounds to his arm, and Andres Filemon, 22, was cut on his chest and hand, the sheriff's report said.

Corona-Jiminez was flown by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital, and the two other men were taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital. None had life-threatening injuries.

I'm sure these guys don't have insurance to pay for the helicopter ride, etc. Waaaay after we hear about the story they'll still be stuck with this $20,000 bill or whatever it is.

I'm forced to wonder what brand of beer was involved.

I bet they bought Beer 30 instead of the high-class Beast Light.

UsikFark: I'm forced to wonder what brand of beer was involved.

FTFA

Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38

Hank Hill was unavailable for comment

jonohull: I bet they bought Beer 30 instead of the high-class Beast Light.

Agro Beer-Snob, I SALUTE YOU!

Bob Ondeeznuts: UsikFark: I'm forced to wonder what brand of beer was involved.

FTFA

Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38

good catch

CaesarSneezy: Who pissed in his Corona?

How would they know?
//Really?

"This knife's for you"

CaesarSneezy: And you know what sucks?

Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38, was stabbed in the chest, lower back and hands. Nery Velasquez, 24, suffered knife wounds to his arm, and Andres Filemon, 22, was cut on his chest and hand, the sheriff's report said.

Corona-Jiminez was flown by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital, and the two other men were taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital. None had life-threatening injuries.

I'm sure these guys don't have insurance to pay for the helicopter ride, etc. Waaaay after we hear about the story they'll still be stuck with this $20,000 bill or whatever it is.

Why does that suck? A bunch of douchebags get in a knife fight and didn't die? Sounds like they are lucky no matter the future costs. What would suck is if the taxpayers had to pay for the helicopter for these morons.

enigmaticsource: CaesarSneezy: Who pissed in his Corona?

How would they know?
//Really?

Piss has better head?

UsikFark: enigmaticsource: CaesarSneezy: Who pissed in his Corona?

How would they know?
//Really?

Piss has better head?

I dunno, I've had some good trailer head with corona... although natural ice is better for crabbing.

Ah, yes "Florida" trumps "obvious."

Cheesy Rat: CaesarSneezy: And you know what sucks?

Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38, was stabbed in the chest, lower back and hands. Nery Velasquez, 24, suffered knife wounds to his arm, and Andres Filemon, 22, was cut on his chest and hand, the sheriff's report said.

Corona-Jiminez was flown by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital, and the two other men were taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital. None had life-threatening injuries.

I'm sure these guys don't have insurance to pay for the helicopter ride, etc. Waaaay after we hear about the story they'll still be stuck with this $20,000 bill or whatever it is.

Why does that suck? A bunch of douchebags get in a knife fight and didn't die? Sounds like they are lucky no matter the future costs. What would suck is if the taxpayers had to pay for the helicopter for these morons.

Where did the article say the guys who got stabbed were douchebags? You don't think it sucks to be poor and stuck with medical bills that cost more than your house?

enigmaticsource: UsikFark: enigmaticsource: CaesarSneezy: Who pissed in his Corona?

How would they know?
//Really?

Piss has better head?

I dunno, I've had some good trailer head with corona... although natural ice is better for crabbing.

Fair enough.

rcain: Agro Beer-Snob, I SALUTE YOU!

Beer Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

(Reeeal men of geeeniuuuus!)

Tonight, we salute you, Mr. Aggro Beer Snob.

(Mister Aggro Beeeer Snooob!)

You know what kind of beer you like, and you'll tell people the only way you know how: With stabbing!

(I'll kill you for saying it's less fiiiilling!)

Guinness? Pike Kilt Lifter? Duvel? Whatever it is, if it's worth drinking, it's worth killing for!

(Bloood for the beeer god! Skuuulls for the maaaalt throne!)

It doesn't matter if the cops come and take you away and you don't get to finish your beer: You've made your point.

(And it was hella shaaaarp!)

So crack open an ice-cold Beer Light, you axe-crazy alcoholic! Just make sure it's the one you asked for... With deadly force, if necessary.

(Mister Aggro Beeeer Snooob!)

Beer Light, Beer Brewing Company, Farkistan

UsikFark: enigmaticsource: UsikFark: enigmaticsource: CaesarSneezy: Who pissed in his Corona?

How would they know?
//Really?

Piss has better head?

I dunno, I've had some good trailer head with corona... although natural ice is better for crabbing.

All drink and no food makes ES a dull boy
/Working on a month long bender (layoff celebration, woot!)

CaesarSneezy: Where did the article say the guys who got stabbed were douchebags? You don't think it sucks to be poor and stuck with medical bills that cost more than your house?

GUILT BY ASSOCIATION.

If you're buying beer for people that would stab you for farking up the beer run and you fark up the beer run, you are a big-bag-o'-vinegar-water for not dying of your wounds and keeping the knife-happy wastes of air from making any more hell-spawn. I have no sympathy for a "I'm Gonna Cut Joo Mang" Tony Montana-wannabe or his beer-getting minions.

/I'd call all the people in the article spics, but that denigrates Mexicans and Central Americans
//At least they can finish jobs

Here's the REAL culprit:

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/15th_series/bloodweiser_small_smaller_ima g es.html

CaesarSneezy

I'm sure these guys don't have insurance to pay for the helicopter ride, etc. Waaaay after we hear about the story they'll we'll still be stuck with this $20,000 bill or whatever it is.

Excen: CaesarSneezy: Where did the article say the guys who got stabbed were douchebags? You don't think it sucks to be poor and stuck with medical bills that cost more than your house?

GUILT BY ASSOCIATION.

If you're buying beer for people that would stab you for farking up the beer run and you fark up the beer run, you are a big-bag-o'-vinegar-water for not dying of your wounds and keeping the knife-happy wastes of air from making any more hell-spawn. I have no sympathy for a "I'm Gonna Cut Joo Mang" Tony Montana-wannabe or his beer-getting minions.

/I'd call all the people in the article spics, but that denigrates Mexicans and Central Americans
//At least they can finish jobs

That may be true, but we don't know how close these people are. I've been to plenty of parties where I felt like most of the people there had a lot less class than I do, but it doesn't mean I won't have a beer with them. Also, trailer parks and poor neighborhoods in general have a lot more mingling than middle-class suburbia. It's not uncommon to be hanging out in the front yard and be joined by some strangers from down the road.

I came in here to say that if we knew what brand the guy wanted, we could launch the greatest ad campaign known in the history of mankind - but A Dark Evil Omen beat me to the punch.

aerojockey: CaesarSneezy

I'm sure these guys don't have insurance to pay for the helicopter ride, etc. Waaaay after we hear about the story they'll we'll still be stuck with this $20,000 bill or whatever it is.

Do we have universal health care now? Why wasn't I made aware of this?

CaesarSneezy: Cheesy Rat: CaesarSneezy: And you know what sucks?

Gaspar Corona-Jiminez, 38, was stabbed in the chest, lower back and hands. Nery Velasquez, 24, suffered knife wounds to his arm, and Andres Filemon, 22, was cut on his chest and hand, the sheriff's report said.

Corona-Jiminez was flown by helicopter to Tampa General Hospital, and the two other men were taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital. None had life-threatening injuries.

I'm sure these guys don't have insurance to pay for the helicopter ride, etc. Waaaay after we hear about the story they'll still be stuck with this $20,000 bill or whatever it is.

Why does that suck? A bunch of douchebags get in a knife fight and didn't die? Sounds like they are lucky no matter the future costs. What would suck is if the taxpayers had to pay for the helicopter for these morons.

Where did the article say the guys who got stabbed were douchebags? You don't think it sucks to be poor and stuck with medical bills that cost more than your house?

The article didn't have to say it, it was implied. And I don't care what their medical bills are. You are stupid enough to get in a knife fight with someone (and why don't any of them sound white?), you get what you deserve.

/don't defend 'em.
//makes you sound like a douchebag too

CaesarSneezy:
That may be true, but we don't know how close these people are. I've been to plenty of parties where I felt like most of the people there had a lot less class than I do, but it doesn't mean I won't have a beer with them. Also, trailer parks and poor neighborhoods in general have a lot more mingling than middle-class suburbia. It's not uncommon to be hanging out in the front yard and be joined by some strangers from down the road.

Point ----> ,~~~*
You ----> *

That whooshing sound you hear was demonstrated by the illustration above.

Would you go on a beer run for someone that would stab you if you brought them Natural Light instead of Natural Ice? Probably not. If you would, please stab yourself in the neck with the nearest available sharp object and save us all the trouble off your offspring.

My point was that all people in the article were idiots. They had to have known the person doing the stabbing gets crazy when he's drunk, and they do not deserve sympathy because of this.

/This distinction is the difference between Manslaughter and Murder
//Foresight and all that

Cheesy Rat: The article didn't have to say it, it was implied. And I don't care what their medical bills are. You are stupid enough to get in a knife fight with someone (and why don't any of them sound white?), you get what you deserve.

/don't defend 'em.
//makes you sound like a douchebag too

How did you ever make it out of their trailer park with your lack of reading comprehension? This seems like a pretty one-sided and unexpected knife fight for them to "get into." Your reference to race makes me suspect I'm wasting time with a troll, but just in case you're serious: please get out of your house and meet people. You seem naive.

CaesarSneezy

Do we have universal health care now? Why wasn't I made aware of this?

Only naive fools think we don't have universal health care. If these guys can't pay their bills, they'll either do the honorable thing and declare bankruptcy (at which point, if they are somewhat financially stable, a typical judge will cancel the debt), or they will do the dishonorabe thing (as these guys will probably do) and ignore it.

Either way the hospital isn't getting the money from them, so it'll be jacking up health care costs on everyone else and/or getting government subsidies.

I didn't say it was a good system.

I guess Fark deletes more than umpteen spaces in a row.

/If you're at a party with someone reminiscent of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, leave. Immediately.
//Regardless if they're the one with the uncut booger sugar

Excen:
Point ----> ,~~~*
You ----> *

That whooshing sound you hear was demonstrated by the illustration above.

Would you go on a beer run for someone that would stab you if you brought them Natural Light instead of Natural Ice? Probably not. If you would, please stab yourself in the neck with the nearest available sharp object and save us all the trouble off your offspring.

My point was that all people in the article were idiots. They had to have known the person doing the stabbing gets crazy when he's drunk, and they do not deserve sympathy because of this.

/This distinction is the difference between Manslaughter and Murder
//Foresight and all that

Whatever, dude. I don't know how many Mexicans they have in Idaho, but I doubt you have much first-hand experience with a trailer park full of them. Where I'm from (60% Hispanic population) you don't have the luxury of choosing who you associate with all the time. If Juan over in 66A is a tough guy that's just a personality quirk. It doesn't mean you don't grill with him and talk about football, and in a neighborhood full of tough-guy macho drunks, that's not really a warning sign before a stabbing, if there is such a thing.

You know, this whole "something, something, something? That's a stabbin'"-thing doesn't really work anymore, does it?

I mean, it's like something lower than a knock-knock joke. A knock-knock joke is annoying, but at least there's some sort of a twist involved - you don't know what's coming, so you try to be positive about life, and try to keep your hopes up - maybe something funny will follow? The "That's a stabbin'" deal is more like a Borat-sky "... -NOT!"-joke. We already know what's coming.

Someone did something that was not violent, and then someone else did something, that was violent. The End.

A Dark Evil Omen - Brilliant +2

aerojockey: CaesarSneezy

Do we have universal health care now? Why wasn't I made aware of this?

Only naive fools think we don't have universal health care. If these guys can't pay their bills, they'll either do the honorable thing and declare bankruptcy (at which point, if they are somewhat financially stable, a typical judge will cancel the debt), or they will do the dishonorabe thing (as these guys will probably do) and ignore it.

Either way the hospital isn't getting the money from them, so it'll be jacking up health care costs on everyone else and/or getting government subsidies.

I didn't say it was a good system.

I agree, and on principle I don't want to pay for someone else's health care either. Realistically however, this guy making trailer park wages is not going to be able to pay a $20,000 (and I think that's a low end estimate) bill even if he wanted to. Something has to be done to make emergency services affordable. The current system is broken.

REDARMYVODKA- and florida earns its tag yet again.

The only reason this gets a 'Florida' tag is because there's no 'wet back' tag. FTFA- This 'occurred in a mobile home at Six L's Farm'. This isn't a trailer park, its most likely a migrant farm labor camp. Trust me- floridians don't even want these folks around.

CaesarSneezy

How did you ever make it out of their trailer park with your lack of reading comprehension? This seems like a pretty one-sided and unexpected knife fight for them to "get into." Your reference to race makes me suspect I'm wasting time with a troll, but just in case you're serious: please get out of your house and meet people. You seem naive.

I understand what you're saying, but I'm sorry, you're the one who seems naive here.

This incident could have happened as you seem to believe it has (the guy saw what kind of beer they got, saw the kind of beer they got, and then picked up a knife and started stabbing with no other provocation). That could have happened, but most likely it did not. That just isn't a common way for crime to pan out.

When people stab acquaintances it's usually the result of an escalating argument. If the other guys participated in an argument where it escalated a drunk guy to stabbiness, I think it's ok to assume they're douchebags.

You seem to take it for granted this was a random act of violence. Other people are taking it for granted that this was a bunch of drunk douchebag who got into a hostile argument and one of them got stabby. We don't know who's right, but I do know who's more likely to be right, and it's not you.

CaesarSneezy:
Whatever, dude. I don't know how many Mexicans they have in Idaho, but I doubt you have much first-hand experience with a trailer park full of them. Where I'm from (60% Hispanic population) you don't have the luxury of choosing who you associate with all the time. If Juan over in 66A is a tough guy that's just a personality quirk. It doesn't mean you don't grill with him and talk about football, and in a neighborhood full of tough-guy macho drunks, that's not really a warning sign before a stabbing, if there is such a thing.

Enough that I have to order fast food in Spanish. I guess if you find that cholita to be that guapa, more power to you, but I would be rather distant to her future-felon siblings and cousins. Other than the aforementioned familial situations, it's completely your choice who you associate with.

Learn the words, "Nah, I have plans." and learn how to say them convincingly regardless of your previous commitments. You might just save yourself a switchblade in the left testicle.

/Seriously, the Treasure Valley is overrun with 'em.
//Around 500 migrants from Mexico work the hops fields for InBev in my hometown every summer

redsquid:

Well, here's to hoping you get banned, you racist prick.

aerojockey: CaesarSneezy

How did you ever make it out of their trailer park with your lack of reading comprehension? This seems like a pretty one-sided and unexpected knife fight for them to "get into." Your reference to race makes me suspect I'm wasting time with a troll, but just in case you're serious: please get out of your house and meet people. You seem naive.

I understand what you're saying, but I'm sorry, you're the one who seems naive here.

This incident could have happened as you seem to believe it has (the guy saw what kind of beer they got, saw the kind of beer they got, and then picked up a knife and started stabbing with no other provocation). That could have happened, but most likely it did not. That just isn't a common way for crime to pan out.

When people stab acquaintances it's usually the result of an escalating argument. If the other guys participated in an argument where it escalated a drunk guy to stabbiness, I think it's ok to assume they're douchebags.

You seem to take it for granted this was a random act of violence. Other people are taking it for granted that this was a bunch of drunk douchebag who got into a hostile argument and one of them got stabby. We don't know who's right, but I do know who's more likely to be right, and it's not you.

Random act of violence vs. argument that turned into fight that turned into stabbing. What's the difference? How would one make the stabees douchebags and the other wouldn't?

CaesarSneezy: Excen:
Point ----> ,~~~*
You ----> *

That whooshing sound you hear was demonstrated by the illustration above.

Would you go on a beer run for someone that would stab you if you brought them Natural Light instead of Natural Ice? Probably not. If you would, please stab yourself in the neck with the nearest available sharp object and save us all the trouble off your offspring.

My point was that all people in the article were idiots. They had to have known the person doing the stabbing gets crazy when he's drunk, and they do not deserve sympathy because of this.

/This distinction is the difference between Manslaughter and Murder
//Foresight and all that

Whatever, dude. I don't know how many Mexicans they have in Idaho, but I doubt you have much first-hand experience with a trailer park full of them. Where I'm from (60% Hispanic population) you don't have the luxury of choosing who you associate with all the time. If Juan over in 66A is a tough guy that's just a personality quirk. It doesn't mean you don't grill with him and talk about football, and in a neighborhood full of tough-guy macho drunks, that's not really a warning sign before a stabbing, if there is such a thing.

Sounds like you need to get out and realize that you don't need to live in a shiat hole like that in farking Texas.

/Why am I even talking to you? You live in farking Texas fercrissakes. That taints you by association
//taint

Excen:

Enough that I have to order fast food in Spanish. I guess if you find that cholita to be that guapa, more power to you, but I would be rather distant to her future-felon siblings and cousins. Other than the aforementioned familial situations, it's completely your choice who you associate with.

Learn the words, "Nah, I have plans." and learn how to say them convincingly regardless of your previous commitments. You might just save yourself a switchblade in the left testicle.

/Seriously, the Treasure Valley is overrun with 'em.
//Around 500 migrants from Mexico work the hops fields for InBev in my hometown every summer

Clarify something for me: are you channeling a bigot talking about Negros in the 1950s, or are you actually that stupid?

Excen: Enough that I have to order fast food in Spanish. I guess if you find that cholita to be that guapa, more power to you, but I would be rather distant to her future-felon siblings and cousins. Other than the aforementioned familial situations, it's completely your choice who you associate with.

Learn the words, "Nah, I have plans." and learn how to say them convincingly regardless of your previous commitments. You might just save yourself a switchblade in the left testicle.

/Seriously, the Treasure Valley is overrun with 'em.
//Around 500 migrants from Mexico work the hops fields for InBev in my hometown every summer

In a poor area filled with tough-guys that were raised by tough-guys, you don't think much of the fact that so-and-so gets drunk and angry sometimes (assuming they had this knowledge). Anyway, this is a sort of silly thing to argue about at 3 AM. Agree to disagree, I guess. I have to go, my wife called crying and said she just saw someone get killed by a drunk driver. :(

CaesarSneezy: Cheesy Rat: The article didn't have to say it, it was implied. And I don't care what their medical bills are. You are stupid enough to get in a knife fight with someone (and why don't any of them sound white?), you get what you deserve.

/don't defend 'em.
//makes you sound like a douchebag too

How did you ever make it out of their trailer park with your lack of reading comprehension? This seems like a pretty one-sided and unexpected knife fight for them to "get into." Your reference to race makes me suspect I'm wasting time with a troll, but just in case you're serious: please get out of your house and meet people. You seem naive.

Oh jeez, I just looked at your profile. No wonder you are arguing for these douchebags. You are one yourself. Get out of Texas, get a life, and stop quoting SchlingFo.

CaesarSneezy: Excen: Enough that I have to order fast food in Spanish. I guess if you find that cholita to be that guapa, more power to you, but I would be rather distant to her future-felon siblings and cousins. Other than the aforementioned familial situations, it's completely your choice who you associate with.

Learn the words, "Nah, I have plans." and learn how to say them convincingly regardless of your previous commitments. You might just save yourself a switchblade in the left testicle.

/Seriously, the Treasure Valley is overrun with 'em.
//Around 500 migrants from Mexico work the hops fields for InBev in my hometown every summer

In a poor area filled with tough-guys that were raised by tough-guys, you don't think much of the fact that so-and-so gets drunk and angry sometimes (assuming they had this knowledge). Anyway, this is a sort of silly thing to argue about at 3 AM. Agree to disagree, I guess. I have to go, my wife called crying and said she just saw someone get killed by a drunk driver. :(

Sounds like your whole sorry life is one big soap opera..