Former nun says there's a lot of hetero and lesbian sex going on inside the convents


Approves of hetero nun sex.

I hope to Elvis they don't succeed in getting her committed, but it's a strong possibility. I think people would be surprised about how sex is inside monasteries. I certainly was. Not that I cared about it, but the faithful really have no idea about monastic sexuality.

That said, the parts about being ordered around by priests is definitely a third-world thing. For one, all ours seem to be gay - but for another, American nuns are not as subservient to priests. Only their superiors.

F*ck.. now I have a Chicago song ringing in my head... You suck subby

I learn something new every day.


ruction ruc·tion \ˈrək-shən\ noun
Etymology: perhaps by shortening & alteration from insurrection
Date: circa 1825
1 : a noisy fight
2 : disturbance , uproar


Sounds like a new word for sex ;)

The only thing new is that someone is writing about this.

I just came here to say that habit could have been put to better pun use:

habitual offender

old habits die hard

becoming a habit

"hard habit to break" doesn't really make sense

I knew a former nun in St. Louis who claimed the big convent there was full of carpet munchers.
/and I don't mean the insects

Cartoon porn raises it's head.

I'd wimple it.

Sun God: Cartoon porn raises it's head.

Never go into the depths of the Internet.

And you mean its, not it's.

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For your listening enjoyment as you peruse this thread.

Oh no, feel free to sing along...

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NSFW trailer for School of the Holy Beast.

Seemed appropriate.

does NOT approve

link is hot because I am a wicked boy

For those interested in Rhino_Man's picture, here's a link
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Pro/Hail_Mary_Nun_BettieB NSFW

I'm a homosexual monk, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Haven't we heard enough about this stuff?

Nuns on nuns...

Priests on priests...

Monks on monks...

Etcetera, etcetera...

Rhino_man: Sexy nun thread? Could be epic.

I'll get it started:

Do nuns even wear bras?

She claims that the senior nuns are abusing the new nuns, that a bunch of the nuns are lesbians, that senior nuns are incredibly harsh on the new nuns and driving some of them to suicide.

She claims that they tried to get her committed for even speaking out against them.

They then say that she is writing a "book of trivialities"? That "the church knows about these things"?

It seems to me that such statements could turn out to be very unfortunate for the church in question if brought up in a court of law.

SpinStopper: ruction

I thought a ruction was something a redneck gets after a pizza, a 6 pack and a date with his sister.

Zombie Hitler: Link (new window)

NSFW trailer for School of the Holy Beast.

Seemed appropriate.

That didn't last long.

Thorny4Pie: F*ck.. now I have a Chicago song ringing in my head... You suck subby

THIS

I suppose we should be used to it by now. This is hardly the first subby to slip in lyrics from a shiatty song into the headline.

thelordofcheese: Zombie Hitler: Link (new window)

NSFW trailer for School of the Holy Beast.

Seemed appropriate.

That didn't last long.

Jesus. What kind of a world doesn't approve of topless nuns beating one another with whips?

Man, that book sounded like a real fap fest until they started talking about the murders.

/Oh, what the hell. fap fap fap

Illidan: She claims that the senior nuns are abusing the new nuns, that a bunch of the nuns are lesbians, that senior nuns are incredibly harsh on the new nuns and driving some of them to suicide.

She claims that they tried to get her committed for even speaking out against them.

They then say that she is writing a "book of trivialities"? That "the church knows about these things"?

It seems to me that such statements could turn out to be very unfortunate for the church in question if brought up in a court of law.

We're talking about the church here. They're above the law.

Benevolent Misanthrope: monastic sexuality

I want to know more AND burn it with fire at the exact same time

heh!

If you google "monastic sexuality" this thread is already the seventh link.

SpinStopper: I learn something new every day.

ruction ruc·tion \ˈrək-shən\ noun
Etymology: perhaps by shortening & alteration from insurrection
Date: circa 1825
1 : a noisy fight
2 : disturbance , uproar

Sounds like a new word for sex ;)

It is if you're doing it right!

onebadgungan: Man, that book sounded like a real fap fest until they started talking about the murders.

/Oh, what the hell. fap fap fap

That's when I STARTED to fap.

The hot Nun in question:

The church knows about these things, yet they do nothing. Humanity fails

The Laughing Kookaburra: The hot Nun in question:

why spoil this thread with reality?
/you bastard

Came for Castle Anthrax references and pics.

Leaves disappointed

/Get your MP on people!

Sister, I took the medication - but these nasty ructions keep getting worse.

Zombie Hitler: Link (new window)

NSFW trailer for School of the Holy Beast.

Seemed appropriate.

Here is a scene from School of the Holy Beast Link Pops NSFW (new window)

Oh and how controversial would it be for Nuns to be getting pregnant which common sense should tell you all that means there is also a lot of contraception and a lot of abortions.

BigBooper: Came for Castle Anthrax references and pics.

Leaves disappointed

There is only one punishment. You must tie us down on a bed and spank us.

The Laughing Kookaburra

The hot Nun in question:

Since when did Pen Gillette become a nun?

That's BS.

Those nuns must get more action than all of FARK combined.

Just doing my part to make the world a better place to live.

The Laughing Kookaburra: The hot Nun in question:

I want nun of that!

Not to interrupt anyone getting off on whore nuns, but does anyone have a link to the mid-nineties Doom game? I believe it was Doom 3, though I may be wrong...Castle Wolfenstien would also be acceptable..

/threadjack over

My mom's coworker used to be a nun. My mom's coworker is still a lezzy.

UsikFark: Those nuns must get more action than all of FARK combined.

I can believe that. Certainly more than me.

and apparently the singing nun (new window) was a lesbian.

sad story too

A spanking! A spanking!

log_jammin: sad story too

They didn't fix her cable?

robohobo: Not to interrupt anyone getting off on whore nuns, but does anyone have a link to the mid-nineties Doom game? I believe it was Doom 3, though I may be wrong...Castle Wolfenstien would also be acceptable..

/threadjack over

Hope this helps! (new window)

I'd be gobsmacked if anyone with a functioning brain was surprised by the fact that sex, hetero and homo, happens in convents, monasteries, seminaries etc. Been going on since what, 8 CE? or whenever the first convents and monasteries were founded.

I remember reading a story about an old convent that was being razed in some city in the US. The workers found hundreds of aborted fetuses hidden in the walls, and complete mummified remains of adults.

You didn't have to see the movie to know that the Magdalene sisters were pretty famous for their sexual cruelty, and christ knows what else those sickos got up to. They were still at it as late as the '90's. I have know an elderly Irish lady since I was a little boy who escaped from them in the 1930's. She was sold to them by her father because she wanted to continue with her schooling. There was sort of an underground railroad ran by sympathetic locals, and would arrange to get them out of the country in any manner they could. She spent 8 weeks in the bottom of a boat, finally making it to Canada, then the US where she had relations. She went to nursing school, and returned to Europe during WWII with the medical corps.

This story in TFA is only the tip of the iceberg. I'm sure were are going to hearing of more abuses in catholic institutions in the more underdeveloped/isolated areas of the world.

I guy that I used to work with in the 90's gave me this book that a nun had written about a monastery I believe in France in the 60's. In this book it talks about all of the sex that went on and how there was a secret cemetery for all of the nuns aborted babies.