"Crikey! Hey, I need a seeker over here"!

Really? These guys?

I guess it worked on Voldemort

They need jets. Sharks hate jets.

I wont get to get what Im after
Till the day I die

People need to not look like, smell like, or act like food. Your shark wants tyres.

bobbette: I guess it worked on Voldemort

So now we have to worry about flying sharks too?

Candygram.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Candygram.

Are you sure you're not that clever shark that has been eating people?

Flowers.

They're gonna need a bigger boat.

Calcasieu: They're gonna need a bigger boat.

I lol'd

Hey there, Georgie Girl
Swimming down the harbour so fancy free
Nobody you meet could ever see you're being devoured by sharks

Inside them

Dude, I'm afraid of Seekers too.

"It's just a school of Bluefish."

Or something like that...

Anyway, I'll never put on a lifepreserver again.

(Probably got that one wrong too).

The event's organiser, Adam Wilson, says shark spotters and underwater patrols are some of the extra measures being taken to protect entrants.

"Really, they're not going to spot anything. They're on the course during the day just in case we do need to help anybody get out of the water or bring them into one of the rubber boats," he said.

"So, really, we're just here to..."
1. point at shark bait.
2. laugh @ idiots that swim in shark invested H2O.
3. get addy's for sending flowers & covered dishes to next of kin.

where does the article talk about shark "seekers"? Is that even a real term or did smitty confuse "spotters" with "seekers"?

/seekers makes it sounds stupider than it is

Sharks?

Bring them on.
/hot like Bridget Regan

Christian Bale: where does the article talk about shark "seekers"? Is that even a real term or did smitty confuse "spotters" with "seekers"?

/seekers makes it sounds stupider than it is

Who is smitty? I don't recall a smitty in the article. Did you confuse smitty with subby?

/smitty sounds stupid

what, nobody has posted the "I'm a shaaaaaaaark, I'm a shark!" cartoon yet?

Has the Blue Oyster Cult made any comments about this?

"2. laugh @ idiots that swim in shark invested H2O."

They never were good at the market thing. Probably why they had to resort to eating people, they didn't plan ahead.

GWSuperfan:
/hot like Bridget Regan

Agreed, and...dibs!

bobbette: I guess it worked on Voldemort

Came here to do/say this.

/is leaving satisfied.

oldebayer: They need jets. Sharks hate jets.

Yeah, but if they did that, there'd be a severe song-and-dance problem instead of a shark bite problem.

If things on the land in Australia don't kill you, things in the water will do the job.

No Singing Shark?

*leaves broken hearted and disappointed*

If only there were new seekers they could send.

Divers have to spend good money to see sharks. These people get to see them for free?

No fair.

This is not a boating accident!

I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

I love living in Australia... It's the only country on earth that goes out of its way to hurt people.

Robo Beat: oldebayer: They need jets. Sharks hate jets.

Yeah, but if they did that, there'd be a severe song-and-dance problem instead of a shark bite problem.

Besides, all the jets that could manage the sharks in Sydney Harbour are still floating around in the Hudson. When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way...

"There's no shark within 100 miles of here."

Sydney?

GWSuperfan: Sharks?

Bring them on.
/hot like Bridget Regan

Thank you. Glad someone else was thinking the same thing.

Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Thrust, Dirge, and Ramjet?

I'm constantly hearing these increased attacks aren't the result of over fishing. Fair enough then. What the fark is it casued by???

Statistical clumping? More peeps swimming? I'm imagining it move along nothing to see here?

Group Nod

In Mad magazine 1976 [or when the fark ever it was] he was called Captain Squint. Funny how some things stay with you.

You'd like that wouldnt you!

Leskay: I'm constantly hearing these increased attacks aren't the result of over fishing. Fair enough then. What the fark is it casued by???

Statistical clumping? More peeps swimming? I'm imagining it move along nothing to see here?

Apparently it's because of cleaner water...damn environmentalists.

GWSuperfan: Sharks?

Bring them on.
/hot like Bridget Regan

I refuse to worry about sharks until a famous person gets bit. And in that case, I might be happy.

durkzilla: what, nobody has posted the "I'm a shaaaaaaaark, I'm a shark!" cartoon yet?

ttc2301: No Singing Shark?
*leaves broken hearted and disappointed*

Why not post them yourselves, useless tits.