I don't understand why she even bothers to carry a microphone.

Really? Based on that video? Really?

Humph.

Pocket Ninja: I don't understand why she even bothers to carry a microphone.

This. However she's easier on the eyes than this:



Which is why Beyonce will be on the top of the charts until she gets fat and old.

You can almost see crack

Glitchwerks: Which is why Beyonce will be on the top of the charts until she gets fat and old.

Aretha was always a big woman. Always.

Beyoncé is not only as famous for her looks as her singing voice, she is married to a man who has the power to decide what talent will succeed in the R&B industry and what won't. She is now a slave to her image.

She will not get fat.

Still like this version better:

Single Ladies (new window)

Yeah, but her brother is not.

Pocket Ninja: I don't understand why she even bothers to carry a microphone.

Cuchulane: Really? Based on that video? Really?
Humph.

those

Hit it? Yes I would.

I dig a chick who's not afraid to have some curves. Bone-skinny is not hot.

I'd hit that quicker than Chris Brown. No wait I mean... Shes hot indeed.

//Weeeee!!!

mrtj: Still like this version better:

Single Ladies (new window)

This video is the equivalent of Jonas Salk jumping over the Apollo 11 site on the moon in a 1969 Dodge Charger. He looks into a open chocolate pudding snack pack and the face of God stares back at him.

This is our generations "Citizen Kane". It will save your life

The blonde was better.

BarrelAss: This video is the equivalent of Jonas Salk jumping over the Apollo 11 site on the moon in a 1969 Dodge Charger. He looks into a open chocolate pudding snack pack and the face of God stares back at him.

This is our generations "Citizen Kane". It will save your life



/Toasty warm pic

mrtj: Still like this version better:

Single Ladies (new window)

AAHHHH! Burn in hell!

I could never listen to that song the whole way through. It really sucks.

Treygreen13: The blonde was better.

Now, I love the brown sugar, but I got to say: I could not take my eyes offa that blonde! Shakin' her cracker-ass around like that. Girl's got a BOD-AY!

/MM! Mm-mm.

bio4ema 2009-02-28 05:13:30 PM
Pocket Ninja: I don't understand why she even bothers to carry a microphone.

Cuchulane: Really? Based on that video? Really?
Humph.

those

Yup.
And add the whole 'Sasha Fierce' crap-ola and what do you have?
A whole lotta nothin'.

Another vote for the blonde.

Bang it? Like a screen door in a hurricane.

She is very hot but I still would chew my arm off from under Beyonce to get to the blonde.

I didn't know white girls could have stems like that blonde did.

When they turned around for the booty shake all I could do was pity the white girl.

As hot as she is (probably a 10), the stupid farking song she was singing subtracted a good 7 points. There is no way she has any sort of brains in her head writing lyrics like those.

I'm normally not even into blondes, but someone find out who that blonde girl was, bathe her, and bring her to me.

Don Piano: Another vote for the blonde.

This. I think there were supposed to be four dancers in that segment but Beyonce got hungry just before the routine.

Meh. I know women that are hotter in real life without taking several hours to get ready to go in front of a camera like this chick probably does.

So...i learned 2 things about Beyonce from that video.

She's probably gonna grind your man piece into oblivion if she gets on top of you.

Also....she must have got some of those dance moves from Dhalsim via street fighter.

/Yoga Fire...in my pants

Stupid video. Unattractive women trying to look attractive by wearing almost next to nothing. Horrifically bad music.

Not sure if she'll be hotter, but if she's this good now, someday this little cutie will be an even better dancer: Link

FTFM Link

mrtj: Still like this version better:

Single Ladies (new window)

No, no, no. If you were to watch one rendition of this song, it would have to be this one. (new window)

Hooray for the mute button

That song is frakkin' shiatty even by Beyonce standards...

Better example of Teh Hotness: Crazy in Love (esp @ 0:23 & 0:37)

You should hear the mash up version of this song with the andy griffith theme in the background.

she's hot, but watching a girl dance like a whore doesn't do it for me.

really

I'd take the blonde.

Yowza.

Beyonce is hot. There can be no argument, no dissenting opinion. Any other discussion about her must devolve to her talents, personality, etc. But on a purely physical level the women is just Good-Christ-Almighty-make-my-boner-stop-hurting hot.

I kept watching the blonde thinking "Beyonce is the star, but this girl's doing her moves PLUS."

And I sense some intense Tina Turner channeling in that. NTTAWWT

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ in a Chariot-driven Sidecar with a flat...That song is farking annoying.

MugzyBrown: she's hot, but watching a girl dance like a whore doesn't do it for me.

really


She was dancing like a whore? I'm sorry, would you have preferred a waltz or foxtrot?


/female
//doesn't think dancing sexy = being a whore
///lighten up, Francis

brookgo: There is no way she has any sort of brains in her head writing lyrics like those.

She doesn't have to, the guy who intro'd her said he wrote it.

Who the hell was watching Beyonce when that blonde girl was in the shot?

I watched that whole video thinking "Goddammit biatch get out the way!"

MugzyBrown: she's hot, but watching a girl dance like a whore doesn't do it for me.

really

I bet your boyfriend feels differently.

I've never been too impressed with her vocal skills, but she is one pretty lady. Of course it doesn't take that much to impress me. My friends have said I would fark road-kill if it stayed still long enough.

/just kidding
//I have no friends

MugzyBrown: she's hot, but watching a girl dance like a whore doesn't do it for me.

really

Lolz! You're terrified of vagina, huh?

Treygreen13: The blonde was better.

Amen, brother.

Bob Down: Hooray for the mute button

I took your advice before clicking the link. Thanks for looking out for us!

Those moves were tame. They need to watch that french girl.

Is it just me or does she twitch a lot?

felixecho: I could never listen to that song the whole way through. It really sucks.

This, that and the other

She is good looking sure, has some pipes but good lord that song has been recycled enough

/Sounds like all songs now a days
//Now a days?

Much better video (new window)