He'll freeze before he reaches the first marker.

The guy wasn't robbing him. He was trying to slice open his belly so he could climb inside and keep warm.

mr_crash_davis: He'll freeze before he reaches the first marker.

THEN I'LL SEE HIM IN HELL!!!

i thought these things smelled bad... on the outside!

But was he strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark?

Taunton people?

mr_crash_davis: He'll freeze before he reaches the first marker.

Win.

subby fail.

[insert star wars joke here]

And you thought he smelled bad on the outside.

The only thing easier than these jokes are subby's mom.

Subby, you disappoint me.

What a missed opportunity by the submitter. For shame.

I've just been hearing about this story in Taunton. Imagine this - every single person in the village having an affair with the same duck.

wanted for questioning

/hot
//probably late

Taunton man robbed at knifepoint. Maybe he shouldn't have been Taunton people

Did you just say...?

mr_crash_davis:
He'll freeze before he reaches the first marker.

I hate you so very much.

subby fail
subby fail
it's xmas time in the city (where subby fails)

seriously, are you new around here?

fool.

Isn't this a reference to The Space Merchants?

Okay, admit it, fellow Massholes, you were wondering why the hell we should care about someone getting mugged in a place like Taunton.

jck_strw: Isn't this a reference to The Space Merchants?

Wow, go kill yourself in shame. This is clearly a Star Trek reference.

Seriously though, I don't think Taunton, MA has a "centre."

This headline amuses me. Carry on subby.

Wow, subby. You suck

Ben? Beeeeen?!

FriarReb98: Okay, admit it, fellow Massholes, you were wondering why the hell we should care about someone getting mugged in a place like Taunton.

I was wondering why I should care and I live in Taunton.

BattleFrenchie28: FriarReb98: Okay, admit it, fellow Massholes, you were wondering why the hell we should care about someone getting mugged in a place like Taunton.

I was wondering why I should care and I live in Taunton.

Cool... got a friend who lives there, on Harrison Street....

and i thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Entered thread for the tauntaun references, see they have been taken care of and more.

judas machine.....you beat me to it...

Who does he think they are? Dynamite Monkeys?

findthefish: judas machine.....you beat me to it...

Read up much further in the thread.. you'll see you were both beat...

Meauran: Seriously though, I don't think Taunton, MA has a "centre."

It does have the green, though. And urban legend has it that it's still legal to shoot Rhode Islanders there on Sundays.

Only one way to deal with Taunton.

Maybe he should have given him a sign.

washburnmb4: jck_strw: Isn't this a reference to The Space Merchants?

Wow, go kill yourself in shame. This is clearly a Star Trek reference.

I love it when people incorrectly correct people. Farking hilarious.

I was expecting some Fine Woodworking jokes.

"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!"


Mixed movie quotes trifecta is now complete.

/oh yeah, hotlink

Weak subby, very weak.

You're bound to get knifed when all you can say is "yakkle gakkle" to people all the time.

washburnmb4: jck_strw: Isn't this a reference to The Space Merchants?

Wow, go kill yourself in shame. This is clearly a Star Trek reference.

Star Trek has photon torpedoes, Star Wars has proton torpedoes. They're two completely different shows!
Get it right!

FlashHarry: i thought these things smelled bad... on the outside!

Thank you.

In other news - How do my headlines NOT get greenlit when this sort of thing does? (Not that this one is horrible, but I know I've done better.)

onebadgungan: FlashHarry: i thought these things smelled bad... on the outside!

Thank you.

In other news - How do my headlines NOT get greenlit when this sort of thing does? (Not that this one is horrible, but I know I've done better.) I'm having a sandy vag moment. Sorry about that.

FTFM

FlashHarry: i thought these things smelled bad... on the outside!

Thank you.

In other news - How do my headlines NOT get greenlit when this sort of thing does? (Not that this one is horrible, but I know I've done better.) I'm having a sandy vag moment. Sorry about that.

onebadgungan:FTFM


I have fixed your post- pray I do not fix it any further.

You see, My Lord, how the Duck of Taunton lives within him!!!

One_Cent_Tenth_Spatula: "You're bound to get knifed when all you can say is "yakkle gakkle" to people all the time."

I always heard it as "robble robble". Figured it was the Hamburglar in a costume, part of some elaborate ploy to steal the rebels' hamburgers.

Oznog: I have fixed your post- pray I do not fix it any further.

This post just keeps getting worse.

Uncle Gunnysack approves.

Critic: You see, My Lord, how the Duck of Taunton lives within him!!!

Thank God, someone else who went Blackadder instead of the obvious Star Wars route. Thought I was gonna be the only one.