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(New Zealand Herald) Dumbass Keys in the ignition? Check. Man arrested in the back seat unhandcuffed? Check. This is Fark...you know how it turns out   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 24
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SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 02:55:47 PM  
The man had earlier been arrested for driving while forbidden

What is that, anyway? Driving without a license? My mom grounded me and I can't drive? God forbids driving? What?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 03:06:14 PM  
SpinStopper: The man had earlier been arrested for driving while forbidden

What is that, anyway? Driving without a license? My mom grounded me and I can't drive? God forbids driving? What?


Probably a suspended license...just a guess though

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 05:58:25 PM  
... he fixes the cable?

 
Donnchadha [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 07:22:12 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... he fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous, TMLO.

/I came here to say that

 
DigitalCoffee 2009-02-28 07:25:32 PM  
So he went from a 403 to a 404.

 
otterly_delicious [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-28 07:28:18 PM  
He masturbated to fantasies involving uniforms and handcuffs while in the backseat of a cop car?

 
Boston Kiwi 2009-02-28 07:30:06 PM  
My hometown. I'm so proud? Is proud the word I'm thinking of??

 
weapon13 2009-02-28 07:32:13 PM  
SpinStopper: The man had earlier been arrested for driving while forbidden

What is that, anyway? Driving without a license? My mom grounded me and I can't drive? God forbids driving? What?


Came here to say that..

 
mrEdude 2009-02-28 07:34:41 PM  
Ummm I've never been in the back of a cop car that didn't have a thick plexiglass shield between me and the front seat.

American cops should look into something like that.

 
UsikFark 2009-02-28 07:34:50 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... he fixes the cable?

I stand defeated.
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Knoughah 2009-02-28 07:40:20 PM  
Why was he arrested in the back seat?

 
Alan_Metcalfe 2009-02-28 07:54:45 PM  
Boston Kiwi: My hometown. I'm so proud? Is proud the word I'm thinking of??

Cruising around the square looking for babes in a stolen cop car stay classy PN!

 
andynz81 2009-02-28 08:03:12 PM  
Boston Kiwi: My hometown. I'm so proud? Is proud the word I'm thinking of??

Palmy North? You poor bastard.

 
berylman 2009-02-28 08:03:59 PM  
He admired the soft Corinthian leather interior of the patrol car while patiently waiting the officer to return?

 
UsikFark 2009-02-28 08:05:18 PM  
andynz81: Boston Kiwi: My hometown. I'm so proud? Is proud the word I'm thinking of??

Palmy North? You poor bastard.


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HowAboutNo 2009-02-28 08:32:08 PM  
OOH OOH lemme guess...

Okay, so this is Fark... hmmm... how did it end?

I GOT IT!

The man in the backseat listened to the voice of reason, and quietly waited until the officer returned to drive him down to the station without incident?

AMIRITE? AMIRITE?

/DNRTFA

 
ParaHandy 2009-02-28 08:39:27 PM  
When in grad school, I was walking home one evening and found a panda car (small town cop car in UK) sitting double parked with the engine running outside the local chippie (trad. UK fast food joint) but not in view of the window.

After a quick check to verify cop was inside buying dinner, I jumped in and drove it round the corner and parked it (properly) near the local police station and locked the keys inside.

As a citizen, I felt it my duty to do this in order protect govt. property from theft. Moreover, you can't pass up a golden opportunity to poke fun at The Man's hubris.

/now far too old to pull that kind of shiat and get away with it
//UK now almost as much of a police state as the USA, and they'd probably claim you were some kind of turrurist
///yearns for more innocent times

 
UsikFark 2009-02-28 08:48:40 PM  
ParaHandy: When in grad school, I was walking home one evening and found a panda car (small town cop car in UK) sitting double parked with the engine running outside the local chippie (trad. UK fast food joint) but not in view of the window.

After a quick check to verify cop was inside buying dinner, I jumped in and drove it round the corner and parked it (properly) near the local police station and locked the keys inside.

As a citizen, I felt it my duty to do this in order protect govt. property from theft. Moreover, you can't pass up a golden opportunity to poke fun at The Man's hubris.

/now far too old to pull that kind of shiat and get away with it
//UK now almost as much of a police state as the USA, and they'd probably claim you were some kind of turrurist
///yearns for more innocent times


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Tell them Inspector Callahan thinks there's a 211 in progress at the bank. Be sure and tell them that's IN progress.

 
Polyron 2009-02-28 09:07:03 PM  
He was just looking to do vigilante missions for a quick buck.

 
strathmeyer 2009-02-28 09:10:52 PM  
Knoughah: Why was he arrested in the back seat?

Subby wasn't using conversational past tense.

 
Boston Kiwi 2009-02-28 09:47:08 PM  
My hometown. I'm so proud? Is proud the word I'm thinking of??

Alan_Metcalfe Cruising around the square looking for babes in a stolen cop car stay classy PN!

Nothing like cruising the square in an RX3 with no muffler.

/Not that I ever did that
//I didn't drink either
///Morris Street was not a riot
//slashy slashy

 
Boston Kiwi 2009-02-28 09:48:48 PM  
andynz81 Palmy North? You poor bastard.

This is why I live in Boston now. I think this is nearly as far away as I can get ....

 
Denial_of_Death 2009-02-28 10:27:37 PM  
SpinStopper: The man had earlier been arrested for driving while forbidden

What is that, anyway?


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Vtimlin 2009-02-28 11:45:47 PM  
mrEdude: Ummm I've never been in the back of a cop car that didn't have a thick plexiglass shield between me and the front seat.

American cops should look into something like that.


Ummmmmm read the article. .co.nz .NZ

 
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