I can swim.

Canoe?

Let the guy drown. If he was dumb enough to go back out, he deserves it. If he is found alive, charge him or the rescue op.....

Something smells fishy.

"Folks, just stop looking for him so he can claim his award"

"I'm caught...."
"What?"
"...in a whirl..."
"What?"
"...pool!..."

He's just got to go back to the island.

He's at the topless coffee shop...

was it a submersible kayak

George W. Bush should be thrown into jail for this

He'll get over it ...

It comes in waves. Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, comes in bottles. That's because his wife died.

i has a boner

Lost kayaker?

That's a paddlin'.

They should try looking in the river.

Jingo Django Mourning: He's just got to go back to the island.

Is it the one where the shrimp boats tie up to the pilin'?

radioman_: It comes in waves. Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, comes in bottles. That's because his wife died.

And love comes in spurts...

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

Poor impulse control?

My brother and I frequently kayak in those waters. They are definitely difficult. What worries me is that he returned to shore when the waters were bad, and probably didn't review it. 7 miles is too long to travel to leave it up to chance.

It's hard to read this story when you know your brother could have been him.

They can't save their kayak and keep it, too.

I wonder if he's become comfortably numb this time around

I work out there in the summers, and have seen just how fast those waters can get ugly. Poor bastard should've stayed at Smutty or gone over to Star for the night.