Wow. Just wow.

Now, I do remember seeing a Fark article about someone having sex with his bike.

I stuck my dick in a pile of dirt at a construction site on an Air Force base when I was about 13. That was the last time I got mud on my helmet.

How do you Fark a Street Sign?

Very carefully.

I once saw a picture of a woman pleasuring herself with a Nokia phone, deep pleasure...

I was expecting to see my ex on that list.

Just drill/bore/shoot a hole in that baby, and it's yours.

But these bikes look like total sluts!

barely nsfw

barely nsfw

H_is_for_Heretic: But these bikes look like total sluts!

Let me just mention that there are, uh, geared versions of bikes like that (link NSFW!!) where riding the thing provides actual action.

Talk about your driving distractions...

What about the jar guy??

List is invalid.

What number is subby's mom on the list?

itazurakko: H_is_for_Heretic: But these bikes look like total sluts!

Let me just mention that there are, uh, geared versions of bikes like that (link NSFW!!) where riding the thing provides actual action.

Talk about your driving distractions...

Okay then.

You missed one!


/hot.

LOLLERBIKEHOTNESS!



/approves.
//hot.

"Difficulty: how do you fark a street sign?"

You just have to get it to yield

itazurakko: H_is_for_Heretic: But these bikes look like total sluts!

Let me just mention that there are, uh, geared versions of bikes like that (link NSFW!!) where riding the thing provides actual action.

Talk about your driving distractions...

Talk about your incentive to keep up with your fitness plan....

Here's Dan Savage's input on the Bike Sex Man.

voyvf: Wow. Just wow.

Now, I do remember seeing a Fark article about someone having sex with his bike.

/wanted for questioning.

jaylectricity: I stuck my dick in a pile of dirt at a construction site on an Air Force base when I was about 13. That was the last time I got mud on my helmet.

Brown badge of courage?

That street light was a whore. It wasn't the guy's fault.

And as for so-called 'Stop' signs - we all know they want it really.

What makes this more comical is that I was reading this right before I logged on to fark

Haha... I'm in a hospital, and clicked the link only to find that it is being blocked as "tasteless".

Yet they allow Fark.com.

At least he didnt get his nut sack pinched between the boards

/obscure?

Guy sexes up a tailpipe while in drag (NSFW)

This never ceases to make me laugh.

Stop means stop.

But, sometimes, it means go.

If I fark a stop sign, is that considered rape?

H_is_for_Heretic: But these bikes look like total sluts!

barely nsfw

barely nsfw

Reminds me of George Clooney's contraption in Burn After Reading.

Reading this makes the real doll dudes seem a lot more normal.

Wasn't there a guy who farked a knot in an elm tree or something along those lines recently?

nicoffeine: Stop means stop.

But, sometimes, it means go.

The_Sponge: If I fark a stop sign, is that considered rape?


Best simulpost ever!

berylman: Wasn't there a guy who farked a knot in an elm tree or something along those lines recently?


He contracted Dutch Elm disease.

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

#1: Cars...

Ya know when I first heard of Autoerotic Asphyxia, what with people throttling their clutch...

/Or something like that...the freaks!

Cracked has to be congratulated. I am officially freaked out.

xbattlewax: What makes this more comical is that I was reading this right before I logged on to fark

Oh, so that's what happened to the vacuum cleaner salesman from The Marriage Counselor.:)

/I know this is fark, but this is darn obscure

What, no hammer/plastic bag/motor oil?

Here you go (new window)(NSFW)

I banged a brillo pad. Hurt a bit. But not as much as my ex.

portscanner: At least he didnt get his nut sack pinched between the boards

/obscure?

tea-bagging wooden chair != having sex with wooden chair, or does it

I actually felt bad for the guy stuck on the bench, in the vid you can hear him balling.
Next time, I hope he uses a sofa.

N. S. Radieaux: Here's Dan Savage's input on the Bike Sex Man.

Have to agree with Savage, upon reading that - guy might be a weird perv, but he was in a private room and not hurting anyone or even intending to let anyone see him.

EverWatcher: Talk about your incentive to keep up with your fitness plan....

Heh. True...

ianjames: I actually felt bad for the guy stuck on the bench, in the vid you can hear him balling.
Next time, I hope he uses a sofa.

Dude. Fleshlight.

Diogenes: How do you Fark a Street Sign?

Very carefully.

You yield to the urge.

FTA: #6: A Picnic Table

Wanted for questioning:

EverWatcher:

Talk about your incentive to keep up with your fitness plan....

That seems like a potential fan of anal electro-shock-motivated cyclist porn.

NSFW

Torture-motivated exercise is an actual genre. More of a sub-genre.

My sister works in family law, and was telling some stories of some the "deviants" they have worked with in the past and of course I'm laughing my ass off about a woman who apparently had a serious case of OCD and filing for divorce, cataloged all of her husband's pictures he had taken of himself and his pecker in a binder with dates and all sorts of info... She asks me a question.... "When I say big mouth bass what do you think of first?" Of course I say fishing and other related items and she asks "So farking it never crossed your mind?" Nope, hell they have teeth... "Well for some people think "differently" then."

Some freaks in this world =)

...and digging a hole to literally fark the ground. That has to be the pinnacle of messed up boning, right? Screwing the earth itself?

Bet the guy's at CPAC this week.

musashi1600: FTA: #6: A Picnic Table

Wanted for questioning:

"Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend Patty. Patty O'Furniture."

To be fair, the bike was giving off signals.