Criminal simulation? Great, now video games are illegal. I'm about to get the hell out of this "free" country if things keep going this way.

Oxycontin? Was it a sting to set up this guy?

Tennessee? Isn't that the place where 90% of all people share the same last name and toothbrush?

Jedekai: Tennessee? Isn't that the place where 90% of all people share the same last name and toothbrush?

Everyone knows there are no toothbrushes in Tennessee!

rackrent: Oxycontin? Was it a sting to set up this guy?


CONGRATS!!

Why the hell did I read that as "When trying to buy fake dogs"?

God damn $64.14 a pill!?! I hope they were suppose to be the 160's that are not in production anymore.

Uh..huh huh huh...hey, Beavis.....they live in Johnson City.....uh..huh huh huh..

"...tracked down the device believed used to make the counterfeit money."
What was it, a dot-matrix printer?

Jedekai: Tennessee? Isn't that the place where 90% of all people share the same last name and toothbrush?

Laugh if you will, but we save millions in dental costs and women aren't degraded by having to give up their maiden name.

The "buyer" was lucky the "seller" was a cop. A real drug dealer probably would have shot him in the face.

Don't counterfeit! The Fed hates competition!

Nothing will satisfy my fake outrage, other than sending him to fake jail, now!

To be fair, the oxy's were fake too.
They should both go to jail.

Nib: God damn $64.14 a pill!?! I hope they were suppose to be the 160's that are not in production anymore.

This.

cwsfa: The "buyer" was lucky the "seller" was a cop. A real drug dealer probably would have shot him in the face.

I came here to say this. Great minds, etc.

eeeleeet: Nib: God damn $64.14 a pill!?! I hope they were suppose to be the 160's that are not in production anymore.

This.

In many places Oxy goes for $1 per mg. So if these were 80mgs, which are still on production, it's actually a deal.

/not a drug dealer
//or addict

In production dammit.

Lampmonster: In many places Oxy goes for $1 per mg. So if these were 80mgs, which are still on production, it's actually a deal.

Sheeeit. Seriously? I've got a fair amount of oxycodone and quite a bit of hydrocodone in my medicine cabinet that has accumulated over the years. I may have to reduce stock.

Probably worth more to me to have when I actually need it, though.

ElLoco: Lampmonster: In many places Oxy goes for $1 per mg. So if these were 80mgs, which are still on production, it's actually a deal.

Sheeeit. Seriously? I've got a fair amount of oxycodone and quite a bit of hydrocodone in my medicine cabinet that has accumulated over the years. I may have to reduce stock.

Probably worth more to me to have when I actually need it, though.

Absolutely true. I probably wouldn't sell it though. Don't want to end up in PMITAP. If you hang on to it, watch the expiration dates.

Why is there an asshat in every thread complaining about the use of "Protip?"

/you'll get over it

Looks OK to me...

Lampmonster: eeeleeet: Nib: God damn $64.14 a pill!?! I hope they were suppose to be the 160's that are not in production anymore.

This.

In many places Oxy goes for $1 per mg. So if these were 80mgs, which are still on production, it's actually a deal.

/not a drug dealer
//or addict

My wifie, whose last job was as a pharmacist in Akron OH, says $1/mg was pretty standard there.

Fake money to buy fake drugs? Your honor, I submit that no actual crime occurred here. Let's all just call it even and go home.

Obnox: Fake money to buy fake drugs? Your honor, I submit that no actual crime occurred here. Let's all just call it even and go home.

He was Larping. This could be trouble for the vampire community. Them people are teh sketchy.

The story was amusing, but wouldn't the fail tag be more appropriate?

Maybe they'll throw him in a fake prison.

exempli gratis: To be fair, the oxy's were fake too.
They should both go to jail.

Either that or call it a wash and toss it out.

Huh.

Yep. That's pretty near here. I might've sold that bum pills before.

/Legally.

Obnox: Fake money to buy fake drugs? Your honor, I submit that no actual crime occurred here. Let's all just call it even and go home.

Well, he did forge the cash, so he could be charged with that.

However, many places have laws against selling fake drugs, so the cop may have been breaking the law, too.

matto14: Protip: You'll get over it.

/Protip: "Do a barrel roll!"

Lampmonster: If you hang on to it, watch the expiration dates.

Definitely watch those expiry dates. A few years ago, my mom gave me some vicodin so I wouldn't have to go out and pay for my own prescription, but it turned out it was over a year out of date. I ended up getting a stomach pump and a lecture from the ER doctor, which of course cost FAR more than simply filling the prescription would have :P

Ignore everybody here who says to watch the expiration date.

Unless you are storing prescriptions in excessively hot and humid conditions (Florida with no A/C), one year out of date won't make any difference in safety or potency for painkillers and the like (not advocated using expired antibiotics).

Getting your stomach pumped? At worst, taking "expired" painkillers will have no effect at all, unless you took the whole bottle, there's no way consuming outdated vicodin would require an ER visit.

"God damn $64.14 a pill!?!"
What do these things do to you?!?

And as stated above, WTF with the stomach pump story?? You think they went bad like last weeks hamburger??
*shakes head*

Hootus: "God damn $64.14 a pill!?!"
What do these things do to you?!?

You don't wanna know.