/Obligatory, off to watch Dollhouse.

Save the cheerleader.

Does she not own a knife, rope, or strong medications? There are literally thousands of ways to off yourself. Gravity is good but it gives you too much time to think.

She really sucks at it. What, cliffs of Dover not cutting it, woman? You could always take a ferry to Ireland and do it in style from the Cliffs of Moher.

Attention whore. She's found a reason to live--to be rescued.

The sad part is, she's trying to off herself because she can't seem to do anything right.

That level of incompetence would indeed be suicidally depressing.

Attention Whore. Nothing more.

Just get a bunch of beans.

The Dorothy Parker approach to suicide:

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.

Sometimes the height makes people hesitate.

No one likes a quitter.

Suicide? She was just chasing that damn roadrunner.

1. 2 needles to the heart
2. Complete circuit...
3. ????
4. Funeral Expenses.

antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Please Darwin swoop in and carry this dumb biatch away in your swaying beard.

Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Yeah, but there's no SBJHOCA (Stupid biatches jumping haphazardly off cliffs anonymous).

I wish there was a website where someone posts that How To Commit Suicide thingie,It'd help her....

antialias: Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Yeah, but there's no SBJHOCA (Stupid biatches jumping haphazardly off cliffs anonymous).

She will finally get right one day....like the day she decides she does not want to die after all.

Ha the band Pinback has a lyric that says "im heading to the bridge to take my fifteenth leap"

life immitates art

blackisright: antialias: Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

Yeah, but there's no SBJHOCA (Stupid biatches jumping haphazardly off cliffs anonymous).

She will finally get right one day....like the day she decides she does not want to die after all.

But she lives by the mantra "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again"

Attention whore.

/DRTFA

I like bananas.

mrlumpy: I like bananas.

I like the nannerpuss.

/delicious
//fark denny's

She should just go sky diving and not pull the parachute.

exPFCWintergreen: Suicide? She was just chasing that damn roadrunner.

Ha, first saturday laugh. Thanks.

50 cries for attention. If you are truly suicidal it only takes one time to do it properly if you REALLY want to do it.

Loser at Life, Loser at DeathLink (new window)

She just has really bad aim. Throwing herself at the ground fifty times and missing ...

Maybe she's an L.A. County Sheriff.

If she really wanted to kill herself then she would be dead. It sounds like she is just after the attention. They should lock her up in a mental institution.

mike965: If she really wanted to kill herself then she would be dead. It sounds like she is just after the attention. They should lock her up in a mental institution.

Where they can ignore her.

If at first you don't succeed, try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try again.

But after that, you should probably give up.

Came here for "You're doing it wrong" demotivational image and left satisfied.

/over in one

Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

They're not really 'quitting' an addiction, they're transferring the addiction to something less destructive.

She's a suicidal failure.
She's gotta get some help
Has suicidal tenancies
but she can't kill her self...

DeathByGeekSquad: Danger Avoid Death: antialias: No one likes a quitter.

Except those poor suckers in AA.

They're not really 'quitting' an addiction, they're transferring the addiction to something less destructive.

Chainsmoking and massive coffee consumption.

I took all my mothers sleeping pills
I jumped off a freeway bridge
I drank three kinds of poison
And drove my car off a ridge
I beat myself with a bat
Put a noose around my head
I overdosed on heroin
But I'm still not dead

is she a Mike Muir fan?

ive been in and out of the hospital all week so im really getting a kick blah blah blah.

She really sucks at it. What, cliffs of Dover not cutting it, woman? You could always take a ferry to Ireland and do it in style from the Cliffs of Moher.

That or just jump off the ferry. Do it on an overnight crossing and nobody will see. Problem solved for everyone.

Newt13: She's a suicidal failure.
She's gotta get some help
Has suicidal tenancies
but she can't kill her self...

Suicide for rent?

I hate failures. I'll put her out of her misery.

suicide: ive been in and out of the hospital all week so im really getting a kick blah blah blah.

From your name, I would assume you were her. Or just another failing version of her.

/try chugging some clorox with a bunch of ambien or something

named: 50 cries for attention.

When showing her tits would have got it in one.

Danger Avoid Death: Newt13: She's a suicidal failure.
She's gotta get some help
Has suicidal tenancies
but she can't kill her self...

Suicide for rent?


Well, it does sound like she's just renting
the suicide attempts. Could probably make a lot of money
from her!

maybe she was trying to become a highlander and be immortal.



i saw the movie, there were cliffs

should have gone skiing out of bounds if you ask me

Wanted for questioning.

medgar: Wanted for questioning.

That's not all she's wanted for.

She "waded out to sea." I'd love to have seen that one.

"WADE HARDER!"

I'm sure an Asbo will curb her behavior. And I thought only kids with their hoods up got those things.