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(Breitbart.com) Cool Vegas casino rewarding customers who can eat a 2-foot, 6 pound burrito with unlimited rollercoaster rides, effectively getting their burrito back to make the next one   (breitbart.com) divider line 95
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PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 09:51:05 PM  
If the DEA stops raiding medical marijuana places in California like AG Holder says they are, then I foresee that casino handing out lots of roller coaster passes.

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-02-27 10:26:18 PM  
Gross.

 
KangTheMad 2009-02-27 10:26:30 PM  
I could probably eat that.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 10:27:03 PM  
FTFA: "The Bomb" burrito

Possible legal challenge?
www.markdangerchen.net
/hot

 
Kevin72 2009-02-27 10:28:22 PM  
Is that why the GOP Party is against the high speed railway from LA to Las Vegas in the stimulus package?

 
ClemsonChili 2009-02-27 10:32:41 PM  
Now THAT'S what I call a TACO! burrito!

 
hulk hogan meat shoes 2009-02-27 10:36:19 PM  
Those Bomb burritos are vile.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-02-27 10:37:04 PM  
I probably COULD eat it, but I don't want the case of Mud butt I'd end up with.

 
RadicalMiddle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-27 10:37:14 PM  
The first challenge is to eat the burrito. The second challenge is to sit in the car behind the winner.

 
T-Luv 2009-02-27 10:37:37 PM  
You don't but it, you only rent it!

 
orat-on-a-stick 2009-02-27 10:38:54 PM  
On the other hand, the Roller Coaster at the Sahara is cool.


The Sahara, not so much.

 
willsomebody 2009-02-27 10:40:27 PM  
Of course its at the NASCAR Cafe...

 
try fect taa daa [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 10:41:41 PM  
whos that chickky/?

pops my taco?

 
gulogulo 2009-02-27 10:42:02 PM  
thereadlines: FTFA: "The Bomb" burrito

Possible legal challenge?

/hot


How so? That thing isn't even a pound.

 
jerseyblogger 2009-02-27 10:43:15 PM  
Those who can finish the monstrous entree get it for free, along with two unlimited coaster passes and a T-shirt proclaiming they "Conquered the Bomb."

That's nothing compared to the bomb they're gonna lay the next time they use the bathroom.

12.fl.oz.: So what is the most anyone has eaten at one time?

Me and a friend in HS used to play a game called "Eat that Food" One time he ate a Whopper in 2 bites. He thought he could do better, so later he ate one in one and one-half bites.

How do you eat "one and one-half bites?" Simple. Put two Whoppers together and eat them in 3 bites, which equates to one and one-half bites per Whopper.

I'm sure he laid a bomb after that...

 
brewssuds 2009-02-27 10:45:53 PM  
jerseyblogger: Those who can finish the monstrous entree get it for free, along with two unlimited coaster passes and a T-shirt proclaiming they "Conquered the Bomb."

That's nothing compared to the bomb they're gonna lay the next time they use the bathroom.

12.fl.oz.: So what is the most anyone has eaten at one time?

Me and a friend in HS used to play a game called "Eat that Food" One time he ate a Whopper in 2 bites. He thought he could do better, so later he ate one in one and one-half bites.

How do you eat "one and one-half bites?" Simple. Put two Whoppers together and eat them in 3 bites, which equates to one and one-half bites per Whopper.

I'm sure he laid a bomb after that...


Once, in college, my friend's girlfriend bet that I couldn't eat a slice of bread in under 30 seconds. I did it in 22.

/not really relevant, I've just always wanted to tell that story
//awesome Whopper story, by the way

 
MentalMoment 2009-02-27 10:46:07 PM  
orat-on-a-stick: On the other hand, the Roller Coaster at the Sahara is cool.

Meh. Shoot out to a bank left, loop, up vertical, back same way.

/Now Desperado at state line OTOH.

 
skinink 2009-02-27 10:51:08 PM  
Any woman who's been with Seymore Butts should have no problem with this challenge.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 10:51:25 PM  
Oh, dude. Gross.

/+1

 
fiset35 2009-02-27 10:53:46 PM  
Two feet of burrito hurtin'.

I'd never finish it, but I'd go down swinging.

 
Rishathra 2009-02-27 10:54:00 PM  
Link (This is why you're fat)

 
Mister Peejay 2009-02-27 10:55:32 PM  
jerseyblogger:
Me and a friend in HS used to play a game called "Eat that Food" One time he ate a Whopper in 2 bites. He thought he could do better, so later he ate one in one and one-half bites.

How do you eat "one and one-half bites?" Simple. Put two Whoppers together and eat them in 3 bites, which equates to one and one-half bites per Whopper.

I'm sure he laid a bomb after that...


When I was in my early 20's, my standard lunch was five (5) Big Macs, since they were perpetually on sale for a buck each.

I liked to stack the empties and smash them all flat at once.

 
orat-on-a-stick 2009-02-27 10:55:56 PM  
MentalMoment: orat-on-a-stick: On the other hand, the Roller Coaster at the Sahara is cool.

Meh. Shoot out to a bank left, loop, up vertical, back same way.

/Now Desperado at state line OTOH.



Glad you said state line and not 'Primm'


Yes, had the picture taking concession for a bit there, that coaster is a smoother ride than Manhattan Express at NY NY

 
Oldiron_79 2009-02-27 10:57:28 PM  
The most redamneddiculous thing I've ever eaten was 50 eggs.

Me and some of the guys I smoked weed with was watching Cool Hand Luke at the time, and guess what we decided on for munchies? Yup, everyone was gonna eat 50 eggs.

With my circle of friends who ever ate the least on munchies picked up the tab (for being a biatch)and who ever ate the most didn't have to pay their split of the weed bill...

I had my 50 down before anyone else had theirs peeled because I scrambled mine.

 
T-Luv 2009-02-27 10:59:11 PM  
Oldiron_79: The most redamneddiculous thing I've ever eaten was 50 eggs.

Me and some of the guys I smoked weed with was watching Cool Hand Luke at the time, and guess what we decided on for munchies? Yup, everyone was gonna eat 50 eggs.

With my circle of friends who ever ate the least on munchies picked up the tab (for being a biatch)and who ever ate the most didn't have to pay their split of the weed bill...

I had my 50 down before anyone else had theirs peeled because I scrambled mine.


What an odd tradition

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 11:02:20 PM  
Kevin72: Is that why the GOP Party is against the high speed railway from LA to Las Vegas in the stimulus package?

Nah. It's the SCSCI interface.

 
Mister Peejay 2009-02-27 11:03:05 PM  
Rishathra: Link (This is why you're fat)

That.

Site.

Rules.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 11:03:18 PM  
I could eat it. And if I was in Vegas, I'd go for it. Just to say I did it.

 
canadianloon 2009-02-27 11:05:51 PM  
My wife eats this every nights. It's called my PENIS. PENIS is capitalized because it is 2 ft 6 pounds.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-02-27 11:08:21 PM  
T-Luv: Oldiron_79: The most redamneddiculous thing I've ever eaten was 50 eggs.

Me and some of the guys I smoked weed with was watching Cool Hand Luke at the time, and guess what we decided on for munchies? Yup, everyone was gonna eat 50 eggs.

With my circle of friends who ever ate the least on munchies picked up the tab (for being a biatch)and who ever ate the most didn't have to pay their split of the weed bill...

I had my 50 down before anyone else had theirs peeled because I scrambled mine.

What an odd tradition


Well, the biatch that couldn't eat a bunch paid the munchies bill, and last thru second split the weed bill.

I sometimes had to pay my split of the weed bill, but I never had to pay for munchies.

Gawd, no wonder I got fat.

 
Snowydog 2009-02-27 11:08:51 PM  
I CAN EAT THAT

 
Snowydog 2009-02-27 11:09:56 PM  
Mister Peejay: Rishathra: Link (This is why you're fat)

That.

Site.

Rules.


I like the entire cheeseburger made with like 10 lbs of beef and two whole pizzas as "buns".

Also, the "hot beef sundae" is inspiring.

 
some_beer_drinker 2009-02-27 11:10:30 PM  
i could eat two of those.

 
Rishathra 2009-02-27 11:21:19 PM  
some_beer_drinker: i could eat two of those.

One of those Louisiana Gator Dog would go down quite well just about now

/hungry

 
sarcastic664 2009-02-27 11:25:50 PM  
Last time I was in Vegas, I was hung over for two days afterwards. I was sick enough without having done something stupid like that. I'm pretty sure trying to eat a burrito like that on top of how much I drank would have killed me.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-02-27 11:26:23 PM  
Speaking of eating challenges:

Anyone finished or know anyone who has finished the 911 challenge at Cluck U near Santa Clara University?

 
gulogulo 2009-02-27 11:26:35 PM  
Snowydog: Mister Peejay: Rishathra: Link (This is why you're fat)

That.

Site.

Rules.

I like the entire cheeseburger made with like 10 lbs of beef and two whole pizzas as "buns".

Also, the "hot beef sundae" is inspiring.


I'm sure this has been posted before..but the bacon explosion http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/ is awe inspiring:

www.bbqaddicts.com

www.bbqaddicts.com

\pic sizzling hot.

 
No_he_didnt 2009-02-27 11:27:49 PM  
i132.photobucket.com

I love me some wet burrito.

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 11:29:58 PM  
Before my metabolism finally slowed down, I could probably do this. I used to simultaneous horrify and amuse my girlfriend by taking advantage of Arby's "five roast beef sandwiches for $5 bucks" and eating four before she was halfway done with her one.

Sheesh. Now I drink light beer and take a pass when I get asked if I want to Super-Size it.

 
Fark-the-Fnord 2009-02-27 11:30:38 PM  
I ate a 5 pound burger before. I had to, they put your picture on the wall if you finish it. It means eternal glory.

 
NateIsInKentucky 2009-02-27 11:31:02 PM  
Mister Peejay: Rishathra: Link (This is why you're fat)

That.

Site.

Rules.


Well, there's my new checklist of things to accomplish in life.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-02-27 11:31:15 PM  
Sgt Otter: Before my metabolism finally slowed down, I could probably do this. I used to simultaneous horrify and amuse my girlfriend by taking advantage of Arby's "five roast beef sandwiches for $5 bucks" and eating four before she was halfway done with her one.

Sheesh. Now I drink light beer and take a pass when I get asked if I want to Super-Size it.


Man your girlfriend eats fast.

I'm usually done by the time everyone has said grace.

 
spukey23 2009-02-27 11:36:50 PM  
isn't that how the dancers in vegas get paid?

 
d-fens99 2009-02-27 11:36:54 PM  
What someone who eats one of these and then goes on a coaster may look like (new window).

 
jmr61 2009-02-27 11:37:24 PM  
I can eat 50 eggs.

 
teqman 2009-02-27 11:37:44 PM  
12.fl.oz.: So what is the most anyone has eaten at one time?

I ate 17 and a half slices of extra-large pizza in eighth grade. Yes, 2.1625 real 18" NY pies.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-02-27 11:42:52 PM  
jmr61: I can eat 50 eggs.

You sound fat.

 
the_chief 2009-02-27 11:43:58 PM  
I can eat 5 eggs.

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 11:43:58 PM  
Mmmm Hmmm....Redneck Vomit Party!


i242.photobucket.com

That's a keyboard, y'all!

 
Rohasman 2009-02-27 11:44:15 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Sgt Otter: Before my metabolism finally slowed down, I could probably do this. I used to simultaneous horrify and amuse my girlfriend by taking advantage of Arby's "five roast beef sandwiches for $5 bucks" and eating four before she was halfway done with her one.

Sheesh. Now I drink light beer and take a pass when I get asked if I want to Super-Size it.

Man your girlfriend eats fast.

I'm usually done by the time everyone has said grace.


Wuss. I'm usually done by the time someone has thought to say "Who wants to say grace?"

 
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