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Walker [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 07:06:51 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 07:22:05 PM  
FTFA:

Phoenix, an unemployed ex-con, had spent much of the time since the murder playing video games, police sources said.

Yeah. That's helpful & pertinent information there. Dick.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 07:34:17 PM  
"Sucuzhanay hate crime suspect Keith Pheonix nabbed in Yonkers"

/that can't be a real city or a real person.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 08:14:35 PM  
Yes.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 08:20:11 PM  
FTA: "I saw the video of him, laughing. It is a great relief to know this person is behind bars because he would continue to commit crimes. Now there will be no more victims."

Yup. No more victims. Charge this guy with every murder on the docket and call it a day.

 
Obdicut [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 08:38:49 PM  
Sociopath.

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-02-27 11:50:59 PM  
Black people? Committing hate crimes? Where's the NAACP NOW?? HUH?

 
tarkus1980 [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 11:51:38 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 11:55:28 PM  
Not as long as you turned a healthy profit. No. Why?


i242.photobucket.com

 
MrHappyRotter 2009-02-27 11:55:38 PM  
That's one homicidally repressed homosexual. He's sure to enjoy prison!

 
mrEdude 2009-02-27 11:56:12 PM  
obviously he's full of hate
and was just waiting for a 'reason' to kill somebody


would love to have him show up in my gay neighborhood
and get straight-bashed.

 
torquestripe 2009-02-27 11:58:10 PM  
Obdicut: Sociopath.

He can be rehabilitated and released back into society and be a productive citizen.
No, really, he can!

 
Smackledorfer 2009-02-27 11:58:12 PM  
Sun God: "Sucuzhanay hate crime suspect Keith Pheonix nabbed in Yonkers"

/that can't be a real city or a real person.


There was a law and order a while back where an old black guy was in the nut-house and they were trying to show that it was the fact that the place gave him sugar pills for meds that allowed his schizophrenia to take hold and cause him to kill someone. During the episode he says something like "my uncle something or other who lives in yonkers told me to do it". I was like, "yonkers, this guy really is messed up, wth". Then a little later I realized he really had an uncle in yonkers and he wasn't talking about a voice in his head.

lol.

Wtf kind of name is yonkers.

 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound 2009-02-27 11:59:05 PM  
mrEdude: would love to have him show up in my gay neighborhood
and get straight-bashed.


I agree. Everyone could use a good pillow fight.

 
FreakinB 2009-02-28 12:02:51 AM  
Sun God: "Sucuzhanay hate crime suspect Keith Pheonix nabbed in Yonkers"

/that can't be a real city or a real person.


Really? Never heard of Yonkers? One of the biggest cities in NYS? They have their own income tax and everything. Guess there's no reason to hear of it if you're not from the NYC area.

And, obviously, this guy is a quite the psycho.

 
Occam's Disposable Razor 2009-02-28 12:05:36 AM  
Smackledorfer: Sun God: "Sucuzhanay hate crime suspect Keith Pheonix nabbed in Yonkers"

/that can't be a real city or a real person.


Smackledorfer: Wtf kind of name is yonkers.

LEST WE FORGET!!!
www.curragh-labs.org
/hot like ineffective flamethrowers

 
snake_beater 2009-02-28 12:06:11 AM  
Phoenix?



/PHOENIX!!!1!!!11!

 
Oldiron_79 2009-02-28 12:06:52 AM  
HA HA, your hate crimes stuff will never stick because its a black guy.

 
snake_beater 2009-02-28 12:07:06 AM  
Dammit.

www.movieactors.com

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 12:07:31 AM  
If that's not included in the very definition of "bad guy," I don't know what is.

My NY friends assure me that NYC and surrounding areas are very safe. For the most part, my experience has been that they are right. At the same time, their observations seem to be based on an assumption that certain people don't travel to certain areas at certain times. As natives, it doesn't occur to them that not everyone knows these hidden rules.

I don't take this single case as proving some general point about the whole of NYC -- my commentary is that it can be dangerous to certain people in certain areas at certain times, that these rules are recognized by natives of the city, and are not always disclosed to non-natives, especially immigrants.

 
Fizics 2009-02-28 12:12:01 AM  
I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-02-28 12:13:17 AM  
Fizics: I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.


8/10 I'm sure you'll get some bites.

 
Occam's Disposable Razor 2009-02-28 12:14:01 AM  
Fart_Machine: Fizics: I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.

8/10 I'm sure you'll get some bites.


I was going to say obvious troll is obvious...

 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound 2009-02-28 12:15:26 AM  
Smackledorfer: Wtf kind of name is yonkers.

It's a Dutch name.

/explains everything, right?
//lol... Van Der Donck

 
Bill Frist 2009-02-28 12:16:12 AM  
thereadlines: I don't take this single case as proving some general point about the whole of NYC -- my commentary is that it can be dangerous to certain people in certain areas at certain times, that these rules are recognized by natives of the city, and are not always disclosed to non-natives, especially immigrants.

I mean this is probably true, but also true of any large city.

New York has the lowest crime rates of any major city in the US. It is much safer to walk in any area than it is to do the same in Houston or Chicago or wahtever.

But in a city of 8 million people there are going to be crimes...

 
stebain 2009-02-28 12:16:27 AM  
?

Pretty much.

 
Zaxs 2009-02-28 12:16:35 AM  
Fizics: I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.


3/10. Too obvious.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-02-28 12:19:31 AM  
You know, I actually do think violent video games and tv/movies desensitize people to violence. I'm a lot less grossed out by corpses thanks to CSI. Lack of smell-o-vision means I'll puke like the rest of you when we stumble upon one though :)

I don't think they give anyone the intent to commit a crime though.

 
ThunderPelvis 2009-02-28 12:19:35 AM  
Fart_Machine:

8/10 I'm sure you'll get some bites.


Mmmm, I don't know, FM...a light touch combined with just the right amount of outrage and insipid extremism....I've got to go with a 9/10.

/pretty impressed.

 
Occam's Disposable Razor 2009-02-28 12:20:36 AM  
Fizics: in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed

Forgot to point this out. This tragedy and many others can likely be averted if we can just get the word out to the populace to only smoke fine, fine bud.

 
the_marq 2009-02-28 12:22:22 AM  
Fizics: I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.


i129.photobucket.com

Try again, you went too far with "murder simulators."

 
Ikahoshi 2009-02-28 12:27:13 AM  
ThunderPelvis: Fart_Machine:

8/10 I'm sure you'll get some bites.

Mmmm, I don't know, FM...a light touch combined with just the right amount of outrage and insipid extremism....I've got to go with a 9/10.

/pretty impressed.



You guys are being too generous, I could see it coming a mile away. He's got the outrage down, but the extremism isn't quite compelling enough.

So I think 7/10 is fair.

But it's a good score, well above average, so be proud of yourself Fizics.

 
G2V 2009-02-28 12:31:59 AM  
Man, I've spent the better part of my entire life playing video games when I've got the time. I must be hiding an inner core of apocalypse by now.

 
zippythechimp 2009-02-28 12:32:54 AM  
Yep

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-28 12:33:10 AM  
Can't stop giggling at Pheonix.

Also: "So I killed somebody - that makes me a bad guy?"

Not in itself, necessarily. But you killed somebody because zomg HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN GAY (but wasn't).

Yeah. You are a bad guy.

/have fun in hell
//sometimes I wish it existed

 
soupnyc807 2009-02-28 12:39:38 AM  
www.imjoe.com

I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen? Did you know that I build missiles? I help to protect America? You should be rewarded for that, but instead they give it to plastic surgery. They lied to me.

/They lie to everybody
//They lie to the fish

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 12:40:54 AM  
Ikahoshi: You guys are being too generous, I could see it coming a mile away. He's got the outrage down, but the extremism isn't quite compelling enough.

So I think 7/10 is fair.

But it's a good score, well above average, so be proud of yourself Fizics.


I don't see any actual bites on that troll, only ratings (and meta-ratings) of it, so I think you all are being far too generous. A good troll has to have at least some bites. See this recent example (new window) by bberg.

 
eraser8 2009-02-28 12:47:40 AM  
Oldiron_79: HA HA, your hate crimes stuff will never stick because its a black guy.

Huh? What does the offender's race have to do with it?

 
EggFool [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 12:53:25 AM  
Occam's Disposable Razor: Fart_Machine: Fizics: I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.

8/10 I'm sure you'll get some bites.

I was going to say obvious troll is obvious...


I was gonna just say "shaddap!" but I'm new...

 
oregoncat 2009-02-28 12:55:37 AM  
But, but, but.... Bush!

/would that be bad?

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 12:59:57 AM  
for some reason when i read the headline i think of Shania Twain.

 
thinks_on_feet 2009-02-28 01:00:28 AM  
Butthole stretching.

He's going to be getting it.


/Ironical, ain't it?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 01:04:21 AM  
Fizics: I'm so tired of people claiming there is no connection between violent video games and this kind of reprehensible action, these games are nothing more than "murder simulators" that desensitize idiots of this caliber to a "press button A to kill" attitude regarding anything that displeases them.

Let me guess, in the hours up to and after the attack he played video games and smoked "skunk" weed. When are people going to wise up? Let's ban these games altogether, they do zero to help the community.


Meh, 5/10. If you want to be a good troll, it needs to be either "grass" or "reefer", and you need to complain more specifically about GTA4 and raping hookers in police cars.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-28 01:04:47 AM  
Sociopath much?

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-02-28 01:05:45 AM  
Ikahoshi: ThunderPelvis: Fart_Machine:

8/10 I'm sure you'll get some bites.

Mmmm, I don't know, FM...a light touch combined with just the right amount of outrage and insipid extremism....I've got to go with a 9/10.

/pretty impressed.


You guys are being too generous, I could see it coming a mile away. He's got the outrage down, but the extremism isn't quite compelling enough.

So I think 7/10 is fair.

But it's a good score, well above average, so be proud of yourself Fizics.


Its nothing more than a 4/10. I mean, its so obvious its practically sarcasm.

 
SwingDancer 2009-02-28 01:14:34 AM  
Ikahoshi: You guys are being too generous, I could see it coming a mile away. He's got the outrage down, but the extremism isn't quite compelling enough.

So I think 7/10 is fair.

But it's a good score, well above average, so be proud of yourself Fizics.

I don't see any actual bites on that troll, only ratings (and meta-ratings) of it, so I think you all are being far too generous. A good troll has to have at least some bites. See this recent example (new window) by bberg.


That was beautiful, i read the whole thing, including the arguments. Masterfully done good sir. +1 internets for you

 
ragnarqk 2009-02-28 01:19:43 AM  
coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com
/Approves
//I guess I'm a pretty sick guy

 
How's THIS for a fancy nickname 2009-02-28 01:29:10 AM  
Obdicut: Sociopath.

What's his Fark handle?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 01:29:31 AM  
thereadlines: Ikahoshi: You guys are being too generous, I could see it coming a mile away. He's got the outrage down, but the extremism isn't quite compelling enough.

So I think 7/10 is fair.

But it's a good score, well above average, so be proud of yourself Fizics.

I don't see any actual bites on that troll, only ratings (and meta-ratings) of it, so I think you all are being far too generous. A good troll has to have at least some bites. See this recent example (new window) by bberg.


Is this some new meme, that we now rate our trolls?

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-02-28 01:35:22 AM  
i14.photobucket.com

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little farked up maybe, but I'm bad how, I mean bad like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to farkin' amuse you? What do you mean bad, bad how? How am I bad?

 
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