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(CNN) Weird Jewel thieves rob Mitt Romney's Utah home, likely figuring it's a better target than his homes in Michigan, Massachusetts   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 24
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beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 10:49:10 AM  
www.austinchronicle.com

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-02-27 11:54:15 AM  
Class warfare!!!1111!!!one

 
Ed Willy 2009-02-27 11:55:45 AM  
Should have stored the jewels in the cod piece next to the family jewels.

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Asherah loves YHWH 2009-02-27 11:57:58 AM  
Ed Willy: Should have stored the jewels in the cod piece next to the family jewels.

How about designer diamond encrusted magic underwear?

 
Wiggs_McKnickers 2009-02-27 12:00:04 PM  
Jewel Thieves?

www.411mania.com

Proud

 
USP .45 2009-02-27 12:04:45 PM  
Class warfare thread! wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 
keylock71 2009-02-27 12:09:07 PM  
The former Massachusetts governor ...

As a Masshole, I never get tired of seeing the word, "former" in front of "Massachusetts governor" when talking about that dipshiat.

Good riddance to bad rubbish...

 
mediablitz [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 12:09:28 PM  
My absolute favorite part of this story is that his wife wasn't really sure what was stolen, and was bringing in her JEWELRY CONSULTANT to figure out which pieces went missing.

No Elitist action there at all! No sir!

 
save russian jews 2009-02-27 12:18:52 PM  
It shows an amazing amount of planning and dedication for them to figure out the exact moment when all of Mitt's wives would be out of the household.

 
Jim_Callahan 2009-02-27 12:19:21 PM  
mediablitz: My absolute favorite part of this story is that his wife wasn't really sure what was stolen, and was bringing in her JEWELRY CONSULTANT to figure out which pieces went missing.

No Elitist action there at all! No sir!


To be fair, the house was up for sale, as is another of 'em, apparently. I have enough trouble knowing what's in one apartment when I'm moving out of it, two houses would confuse the hell out of me.

Also, poor people can do this, too, it's called home-owner's insurance, they keep a list of your valuable stuff for ya.

 
Sgt. Pepper 2009-02-27 12:21:00 PM  
save russian jews: It shows an amazing amount of planning and dedication for them to figure out the exact moment when all of Mitt's wives would be out of the household.

Sunday mornings, obviously.

 
save russian jews 2009-02-27 12:25:31 PM  
Sgt. Pepper: save russian jews: It shows an amazing amount of planning and dedication for them to figure out the exact moment when all of Mitt's wives would be out of the household.

Sunday mornings, obviously.


I'm certain they post one of the lesser-liked wives as a guard on Sunday mornings-- there is limited space in heaven, you know.

 
clownyclownzomby 2009-02-27 12:26:22 PM  
Jewel thread trifecta in play.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 12:31:52 PM  
Jim_Callahan: To be fair, the house was up for sale

So why the hell was there jewlery in it?

And I don't think Mitten HAS a house in Mass. He never really lived here, he doesn't like us, and we don't like him.

As a Mass resident, I can *honestly* tell you that he would have done a worse job that McCain, had he been elected.

 
Goodfella 2009-02-27 12:45:51 PM  
Just some more Southwest latte-sipping conservative elites.

 
keylock71 2009-02-27 12:46:04 PM  
what_now:
As a Mass resident, I can *honestly* tell you that he would have done a worse job that McCain, had he been elected.


I have absolutely no doubt of that... He almost made Jane Swift look honest and capable.

 
StinkyFiddlewinks 2009-02-27 12:56:09 PM  
Good. It's too bad he wasn't held down and ass-raped, just like he did to the state of MA.

 
andrewagill 2009-02-27 12:57:36 PM  
Wiggs_McKnickers: Jewel Thieves?



Proud


Came for this, left proud.

 
bacccc 2009-02-27 02:28:01 PM  
What? Jebus was all about the cash too!

/hypocrite much?

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 04:48:38 PM  
probably one of his pathetic republican friends who got slammed by the stock market. street thieves aren't even allowed around the gated communities that Mitt and his blue blood crony capitalist pig friends live in.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-02-27 04:51:22 PM  
the class warefare is a Facade the blue blood pigs who own this country and its government use to throw off the discussion about who is steal everything from the middle/working class.

its just a diversionary tactic to remove debate and get folks arguing about nothing in particular. very effective too.

Hitler would be proud.

 
priestrape 2009-02-27 05:11:00 PM  
did anyone take his empty suit?

 
Sugarmoobs 2009-02-27 05:31:45 PM  
Jim_Callahan: mediablitz: My absolute favorite part of this story is that his wife wasn't really sure what was stolen, and was bringing in her JEWELRY CONSULTANT to figure out which pieces went missing.

No Elitist action there at all! No sir!

Also, poor people can do this, too, it's called home-owner's insurance, they keep a list of your valuable stuff for ya.


Umm, poor people wouldn't have a jewelry consultant. I think thats the point, Jim

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-02-27 06:27:30 PM  
Linux_Yes needs his proletarian meds stat.

 
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