Looks like what a 12 year old would buy if he had unlimited money.

Airfoilsguy: Looks like what a 12 year old would buy if he had unlimited money.

There was even the Zoltar machine so he could make the wish!

Looks like the stuff a wealthy man would own if his goal in life was to entice 12 year old boys into sex.

Oh wow. Get a load of the custom cart with Jackson painted as Peter Pan on the hood.

What's an arcade?

R360 & SFRUSH 2049 - WANT!

Hmm... Mo Moonwalker machine?

Start from the end and work backwards.

MUCH more creepy. Dude reeeeeeealy like Peter Pan

Psychotropic: Looks like the stuff a wealthy man would own if his goal in life was to entice 12 year old boys into sex.

this

Wonder how many little boys he took with him into that photo booth.

Hiro Nakamura: What's an arcade?


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Psychotropic: Looks like the stuff a wealthy man would own if his goal in life was to entice 12 year old boys into sex.

Michael Jackson is a good man that loves kids. You should be ashamed of yourself. Who are you to judge him? Do you think you are better than him? What proof do you have that he ever did anything to a child that was wrong. Nothing, you have no proof! Captain Hook and yourself are both haters. Michael and I both think there is more room for love in your heart.

The pinball games. I would want those very much. And if I had them, much unlike Mr. Jackson, no child would ever enter my house. My brother's (eventual) kids can stay in a hotel.

/Okay, fine, they can play. But wash your damn hands.

Didn't everybody's local arcade go out of business?

Dude. The "Always a Prince" matching kid throne and chest set is farked up.

This is just wrong on so many levels...
Not content with raping children, he also wants to rape your childhood

He do have some cool pinball games, don't he?

/Damn I wish I had mo money.

Where in the hell did he keep all that stuff?? Life size models of various superheroes? Wha?

Also, why is he selling all this crud? He owns more?

Airfoilsguy: Looks like what someone trying to lure in a 12 year old would buy if he had unlimited money.

...okay forget the life-size superhero suits, those could be passed off as extreme geek props in some arcade.

But the life size rubber ordinary looking people? And the dolls of raggedy-looking kids with matted hair? WTF?

I would LOVE to have a Super Chexx Hockey machine in my house, but I'm not sure if I want Michael Jackson's Super Chexx Hockey machine.

Duuude, Crystal Castles. WANT!!!!

Come to think of it, I want a bunch of the video games.

itazurakko: But the life size rubber ordinary looking people? And the dolls of raggedy-looking kids with matted hair? WTF?

Yeah, and those life sized people weren't so ordinary; they were complete sour-pusses! TERRIBLE!

/Though, the edward scissor hands blades were pretty cool
//The chevy suburban? Not that awesome.

Airfoilsguy: Hiro Nakamura: What's an arcade?


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That was freakin' hilarious! Hope you didn't miss the (lame) joke though- you know, arcades are old- no one uses them anymore...

*ahem*

/I'll just go over here now

mekkab: The chevy suburban? Not that awesome.

Yeah but there's a Ford Econoline in there too. Just paint some "Free Candy" on the side and it's all ready to go...

I'm thinking they ought to black light those photo booths before auctioning. Heck the black light the entire lot.

I want that XMen arcade cabinet. Also, that Neo Geo MVS is a steal.

Dude, I will never see the bucking bronco the same way again.

/ffs, i am going to go wash my mind's eye now.

Christ, he's selling an Oscar?

One of the Spider-Man statues is screaming for the caption: "Ah hee hee! Shamon!"

Can't believe he commissioned two of those.

How many pinball machines does a man need?

Also, he had store displays of video game consoles. Who would buy those?

Some of the Marvel figures are cool, but as mentioned, the Batman and even Star Wars busts and figurines are remarkably tacky.

JerseyTim: I would LOVE to have a Super Chexx Hockey machine in my house, but I'm not sure if I want Michael Jackson's Super Chexx Hockey machine.



"Cordell, get this damn thing off me. I can't breathe in this thing."

Page 22: The horse ride

Oh lord.

I was made to understand the Billie Jean glove was here.

dogette: Page 22: The horse ride

Oh lord.

More disturbing are the saddles, pg 200.

Just saddles.

H_is_for_Heretic: Can't believe he commissioned two of those.
I dunno, that first one is pretty awesome.

WFern: Christ, he's selling an Oscar?

Ah, nevermind. Fine print says it's just a life-sized replica of one. Somehow, that's even weirder.

Page 93: chess set. That is certifiably cool.

Wow, he should make $200 - $300 bucks on this stuff. Awesome!

731 Virtual Boy made me laugh.

The gold statue with bubbles is pretty great too.

All I can say is....holy shiat.

WFern: WFern: Christ, he's selling an Oscar?

Ah, nevermind. Fine print says it's just a life-sized replica of one. Somehow, that's even weirder.

:talking to an audience of his rubber figurines:

I'd just like to thank the academy sooo much. When I said I wanted to star in a remake of Little Miss Broadway they called me crazy...

<i>Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-02-26 10:14:11 PM
All I can say is....holy shiat.</i>

Yeah and the same for your name, too!

I guess this just proves that money can buy you stuff but it can't
buy a sense of style.

He's a mess and his kids are gonna be just as weird.

item 781 (Ms. Pac Man) is the ghetto version. It's a pac man cabinet with ms pac man guts. pretty cheap, considering most of the stuff looks pretty good. Would love to take the Donkey Kong and the Star Trek: TNG pinball off his hands.

Airfoilsguy: Looks like what a 12 year old would buy if he had unlimited money.

All of this + Jesus juice.
A 12 year old would never want to leave!

WTF is up with all the life sized people?

thought I'd found what I wanted on page 88,
but it turned out they weren't the droids I was looking for.

sidgoop: WTF is up with all the life sized people?

No shiat. Where the hell did he keep them all?