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(UPI) Dumbass "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?"   (upi.com) divider line 178
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CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:32:13 PM  
207.246.126.10

/oops!

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:34:22 PM  
That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:37:24 PM  
I'm sure this will be met with the same degree of ridicule as "series of tubes" and "internets."

*crickets*

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:38:01 PM  
He's not actually incorrect in saying that, but he wouldn't know that was kinda correct. So overall, it is still FAIL.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:42:58 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


channeling Sherkhan?

 
burndtdan 2009-02-26 12:43:06 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


i89.photobucket.com

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:49:33 PM  
Bukharin: channeling Sherkhan?

*Facepalm*

You're not from around here, are ya?

 
Instant Karma 2009-02-26 12:51:10 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


You sound like some kinda queer, hippy, Al Franken Shill.

"Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill many, and you're a conqueror. Kill them all and you're a god."

You know why humans kill each other? Because we are good at it.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:53:59 PM  
Ha-ha, he's old!

 
xenophon10k [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:55:34 PM  
Damn...Biden's so sharp he don't even need DNS!

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 12:59:26 PM  
Ok he made a mistake about internet terms and probably doesn't understand how the internet works.

But, here's the important bit, he was not in the process of trying to pass a very bad bit of internet legislation.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:00:16 PM  
Instant Karma: You know why humans kill each other? Because we are good at it.

Babies are easy to kill.

 
Riche [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:00:29 PM  
Biden is just showing how hardcore he is

/DNS is for wimps

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:11:03 PM  
Riche: Biden is just showing how hardcore he is

/DNS is for wimps


Maybe he's pro-eminent domain.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:11:40 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


self-righteous, sanctimonious man is laughable

 
No YOU'RE a Towel [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:12:34 PM  
What? Old people don't know much about newfangled technology?

WHAT?!?

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:12:44 PM  
216.35.173.236

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:16:16 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


DAMN.

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Deeznutz [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:22:38 PM  
ne2d: I'm sure this will be met with the same degree of ridicule as "series of tubes" and "internets."

*crickets*


Dont forget the google.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:24:37 PM  
xenophon10k: Damn...Biden's so sharp he don't even need DNS!

Farking A. He's hard-core.

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:32:14 PM  
Lando Lincoln: xenophon10k: Damn...Biden's so sharp he don't even need DNS!

Farking A. He's hard-core.


Biden only uses the original vi to do all his word processing.

A version that he wrote and compiled himself in 1975. (one year before that copycat Bill Joy made his)

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:32:23 PM  
So the last Democratic VP invented the internet and the new one doesn't know how to use it?

 
alonzinator [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:34:35 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: 207.246.126.10

ahem...
Pinging recovery.gov [209.225.35.43] with 32 bytes of data

 
alonzinator [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:36:09 PM  
Etchy333: 216.35.173.236

or this... they are keeping that badboy on the move!

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:36:38 PM  
alonzinator: ahem...
Pinging recovery.gov [209.225.35.43] with 32 bytes of data


Mine also works:
Etchy333: 216.35.173.236

 
SomeoneDumb 2009-02-26 01:47:54 PM  
Etchy333: ...

Biden only uses the original vi to do all his word processing.

...


I'd imagine he uses JOE.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:49:25 PM  
Dumbass. He doesn't even know that the tubes are alphabetical, not numbered.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:54:27 PM  
This should have been greenlit in "geeks" because you people mostly are.

I

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:56:02 PM  
hmmm...the filter ate my post.

I (less than three) Biden. He amuses me constantly.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 01:58:53 PM  
DAMMIT!!!! Third try??????

punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com

 
BuckTurgidson 2009-02-26 03:40:12 PM  
xenophon10k: Damn...Biden's so sharp he don't even need DNS!

Damn straight!

He writes and sends his emails by TELNETting to port 25!

 
priestrape 2009-02-26 04:00:00 PM  
Joe Biden invented the automobile

 
Cat Food Sandwiches 2009-02-26 04:01:48 PM  
priestrape: Joe Biden invented the automobile

Actually, he stole the idea when he saw FDR riding in a car on TV the day the stock market crashed.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-02-26 04:04:44 PM  
fark you biatch! don't tell Joe Biden how to internet!

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-02-26 04:05:09 PM  
Yes it was a gaffe. Yes it makes him sound old, out of touch, and dumb. Yes it's funny. Yes I still like him as VP.

There. No fuss, no muss.

 
soy_bomb 2009-02-26 04:05:38 PM  
Joe Biden is impeachment insurance for Obama.

/nobody messes with Old Joe!
//Stand up Chuck!

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 04:05:48 PM  
Wow another lameass attempt to compare Biden to the REAL retard VP...

blogs.sltrib.com

 
heinekenftw 2009-02-26 04:07:25 PM  
Considering that you can type in the IP address (a number) to call up a website, he actually isn't wrong at all.

 
Craptastic 2009-02-26 04:08:28 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


Bravo.

 
RemyDuron 2009-02-26 04:09:40 PM  
soy_bomb: Joe Biden is impeachment insurance for Obama.

/nobody messes with Old Joe!
//Stand up Chuck!


You gotta admit, asking a crippled man to stand so he can be applauded is better than mocking a blind man for wearing sunglasses.

I kind of hope this takes off as a meme, I'm liberal and don't mind Biden too much, but it's a good line.

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 04:09:57 PM  
That is really bad and really funny.

Also, I offer my most sincere apologies to ne2d for not ridiculing it quickly enough. I have no excuse.

 
Born to Die 2009-02-26 04:11:26 PM  
whidbey: Wow another lameass attempt to compare Biden to the REAL retard VP...

I long for the days when Dan Quayle was the worst the GOP could offer.

 
Arnold T Pants 2009-02-26 04:13:24 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


What the fark does Biden's gaffe have to do with Bush foreign policy? What kind of retarded mind comes up with something so stupid? "You can't laugh at Biden's gaffe because people died in the Afghanistan and Iraq!"

/do you get paid to shill for Biden?

 
ZachF81 2009-02-26 04:13:38 PM  
MaxxLarge: That Biden's an affable guy!
His gaffes are a laughable high!
Hey, GOP shills?
Fark off 'til he kills
Some 4,000 kids for a lie.


Oh wow, a "but.. but.. Bush!" copy-pasta. And the Farktards here slurp it all up. I bet that made your day, didn't it??

 
Theaetetus 2009-02-26 04:16:11 PM  
But while Fox News snickered that Biden "seemed to indicate that he thought the Internet worked like a giant telephone"

Well, it's more like a series of switchboards.

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-02-26 04:16:34 PM  
ZachF81: Oh wow, a "but.. but.. Bush!" copy-pasta.

It actually drives the point home that although Biden might say some questionable sh*t, Bush's questionable sh*t killed 4000 servicemen, over a million people, added to the destabilization of a geographic region, and wiped his ass with the Constitution doing it.

So you might just want to keep quiet about it, because it outs you as a supporter.

 
bartink 2009-02-26 04:17:25 PM  
Arnold T Pants: What the fark does Biden's gaffe have to do with Bush foreign policy? What kind of retarded mind comes up with something so stupid? "You can't laugh at Biden's gaffe because people died in the Afghanistan and Iraq!"

/do you get paid to shill for Biden?


ZachF81: Oh wow, a "but.. but.. Bush!" copy-pasta. And the Farktards here slurp it all up. I bet that made your day, didn't it??

politipornster.files.wordpress.com

 
Edsel 2009-02-26 04:18:16 PM  
img.skitch.com


/hot like Meghan McCain used to be

 
bartink 2009-02-26 04:18:59 PM  
Theaetetus: Well, it's more like a series of switchboards.

This is more like it:

www.newtechindustries.com

 
GhostFish 2009-02-26 04:19:16 PM  
Old man slightly confused by modern technology.

Big freakin' surprise.

 
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