They elected him, they deserve him.

Oh good, well, if I'm already guilty of one, might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

/the closest thing to a weapon I own is a letter opener. I might be awhile, guys.

"I'm not saying this (homosexuality) is the only sin that's out there," said Sen. Scott Renfroe, R-Greeley. "We have murder. We have all sorts of sin. We have adultery. And we don't make laws making those legal, and we would never think to make murder legal."

Except that murder and adultery are made the Top 10 in the sin department. But that's beyond the point. The point that this guy's an asshole.

"I'm not saying this (homosexuality) is the only sin that's out there,

Guess what, asshole? We don't legislate sin. You want to live somewhere that does, move to Iran.

Diogenes: Except that murder and adultery are made the Top 10 in the sin department. But that's beyond the point. The point that this guy's an asshole.

yeah, fark him.

sounds like somebody with a ted haggard-sized skeleton in his closet.

You know what else is a sin?

Eating shellfish.

\I wonder if that includes Rocky Mountain Oysters

The only reason I'd ever want to be gay is that if it's half as cool as republicans make it sound, it's probably awesome.

Sit around all day plotting world domination while being the single greatest threat to human civilization and having sex all the time.

Pretty friggin sweet.

I Said: The only reason I'd ever want to be gay is that if it's half as cool as republicans make it sound, it's probably awesome.

Sit around all day plotting world domination while being the single greatest threat to human civilization and having sex all the time.

Pretty friggin sweet.

Dude, it TOTALLY IS. Except we don't even have to plan--we're just taking over the world! And you sheeple will never wake up and realize it. Except, of course, for people like this.

But I'm sharpening my letter opener, so he should be taken care of.

burndtdan: Diogenes: Except that murder and adultery are made the Top 10 in the sin department. But that's beyond the point. The point that this guy's an asshole.

yeah, fark him.

but farking assholes gets the ghey on you.

februarymakeup: Dude, it TOTALLY IS. Except we don't even have to plan--we're just taking over the world! And you sheeple will never wake up and realize it. Except, of course, for people like this.

But I'm sharpening my letter opener, so he should be taken care of.

Well, can I get in on this "world domination / rampant irresponsible sex" action without actually having to get with other guys? Would I have to get an operation and become a woman? Or is there some type of "honorary gay" program where I can sort of pick which aspects I want to be a part of?

Code_Archeologist: but farking assholes gets the ghey on you.

Not if the balls don't touch.

I Said: Or is there some type of "honorary gay" program where I can sort of pick which aspects I want to be a part of?

There's acting, modeling, and fashion design.

I Said:
Well, can I get in on this "world domination / rampant irresponsible sex" action without actually having to get with other guys? Would I have to get an operation and become a woman? Or is there some type of "honorary gay" program where I can sort of pick which aspects I want to be a part of?

Ah, no, see, there's gotta be two dicks. The road to world domination is paved with dicks. If you're worried about yours or someone else's butt, I know a fair number of homosexual men who don't do anal. Probably have to take a few shots in the mouth though.

I Said: Well, can I get in on this "world domination / rampant irresponsible sex" action without actually having to get with other guys? Would I have to get an operation and become a woman? Or is there some type of "honorary gay" program where I can sort of pick which aspects I want to be a part of?

I think we can make an exception for you if you promise to keep bringing us fresh supplies of innocent children to corrupt.

what_now: Code_Archeologist: but farking assholes gets the ghey on you.

Not if the balls don't touch.

Boy, those small government/personal responsibility republican types sure do like sticking their noses into some shiat, don't they?

februarymakeup: Ah, no, see, there's gotta be two dicks.

Why do you hate lesbians? Homophobe.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: sure do like sticking their noses into some shiat, don't they?

shhh...they're still in the closet- which is why they protest so much.

Uchiha_Cycliste: There's acting, modeling, and fashion design.

Well this is a noon-starter for me

februarymakeup: Ah, no, see, there's gotta be two dicks. The road to world domination is paved with dicks.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day

Diogenes: I think we can make an exception for you if you promise to keep bringing us fresh supplies of innocent children to corrupt.

Ah. Now we're negotiating.

So say I spread my seed and introduce some new dudes into the world. Do I have to raise them? Or are there "designated drop-offs" I can leave them at to be picked up by your people?

Diogenes: I Said: Well, can I get in on this "world domination / rampant irresponsible sex" action without actually having to get with other guys? Would I have to get an operation and become a woman? Or is there some type of "honorary gay" program where I can sort of pick which aspects I want to be a part of?

I think we can make an exception for you if you promise to keep bringing us fresh supplies of innocent children to corrupt.

i became an honorary gay by going to parliament house regularly in college with my friend.

burndtdan: i became an honorary gay by going to parliament house regularly in college with my friend.

That would do it! Even I'm scared of that place.

Used to like the Full Moon Saloon next door. I like the leather/cowboy/blue collar thing more than the fem/fabulous thing. Unfortunately it closed down.

Is it just me or are the homosexuals starting to get louder on Fark lately? I'm not hating or anything, just an observation.

what_now: februarymakeup: Ah, no, see, there's gotta be two dicks.

Why do you hate lesbians? Homophobe.

Because straight men, who, in case you forgot, we're busy oppressing love them. They're "hawt". So they forfeit their chunk of the Earth.

Sorry, gals.

/Just kidding. Lesbians are like our world-domination black ops--they infiltrate secretly. Also, ever see a group of gay men get things done? No, no you haven't. Well, except for parties. We need lesbians for planning.

The gay agenda pays me under the table to spy for them. BOOGA!

what_now: shhh...they're still in the closet- which is why they protest so much.

This is evidenced by the fact that they consider homosexuality a choice. They've made their choice to be heterosexual, even though they're sometimes attracted to men.

Now, actual straight men realize that homosexuality isn't a choice, just like heterosexuality. So we don't have a problem with gays. Hell, if they take the wife out shopping so we get some peace and quiet we love those whacky butt-humpers.

FlashHarry: sounds like somebody with a ted haggard-sized skeleton in his closet.

That's the first thing I thought of.

jaylectricity: Is it just me or are the homosexuals starting to get louder on Fark lately? I'm not hating or anything, just an observation.

More threads about homosexuality, as its been topical since Prop8. It only makes sense gay people would talk about being gay in gay threads.

The Icelander: This is evidenced by the fact that they consider homosexuality a choice. They've made their choice to be heterosexual, even though they're sometimes attracted to men.

that freaks me out so much. The men "struggling" to overcome their "SSA". I *literally* get shivers when I hear about women who happily marry gay men.

februarymakeup: Ah, no, see, there's gotta be two dicks. The road to world domination is paved with dicks.

Farky'd

februarymakeup: Because straight men, who, in case you forgot, we're busy oppressing love them. They're "hawt". So they forfeit their chunk of the Earth.

HA!! The only straight men who think lesbians are all hot have NEVER been to a pride parade. My lesbian friends enjoy ruining my boyfriends fantasies by talking about leg hair and veganism.

ninjakirby: jaylectricity: Is it just me or are the homosexuals starting to get louder on Fark lately? I'm not hating or anything, just an observation.

More threads about homosexuality, as its been topical since Prop8. It only makes sense gay people would talk about being gay in gay threads.

I'd say that's correct.

Adjective Bird Whiskey Boy, those small government/personal responsibility republican types sure do like sticking their noses into some shiat, don't they?

And they're usually the first ones to get caught with their hand in the cookie jar. So to speak.

Godscrack: And they're usually the first ones to get caught with their hand in the cookie jar another man's anus.

NTTAWWT

/as long as you have permission

You want to talk SIN, Senator? Start with that sportcoat!

The Icelander: You know what else is a sin?

Eating shellfish.

Actually, Jesus said that's ok. There's lots of crazy shiat that's NOT okay, but dietary laws are thrown out in the gospels.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: You want to talk SIN, Senator? Start with that sportcoat!

RWAR! Kitty's got claws! ;-)

What's NOT okay according to the gospels is parading your faith around like it makes you special, spouting your prayers in public, or generally being a dick to people who don't share your beliefs. Jesus pretty clearly says "don't do that."

februarymakeup: /Just kidding. Lesbians are like our world-domination black ops--they infiltrate secretly. Also, ever see a group of gay men get things done? No, no you haven't. Well, except for parties. We need lesbians for planning.

Take a couple of Internets from the pile, sir, everything you've said in this thread has made me LOL.

Hm, I might compare it to ass-ass-in-nation ... it's killing and it sounds like it might be gay.

I'd like to know where "sin" falls under secular law.

unlikely: What's NOT okay according to the gospels is parading your faith around like it makes you special, spouting your prayers in public, or generally being a dick to people who don't share your beliefs. Jesus pretty clearly says "don't do that."

I can still change money in the temple right? Just not in a church?

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." - Deuteronomy 23:1-2

unlikely: Actually, Jesus said that's ok. There's lots of crazy shiat that's NOT okay, but dietary laws are thrown out in the gospels.

Gonna need some citations to back this up.

Well, homosexual acts are murder- you are killing your soul and the other person's soul.

I Said: The only reason I'd ever want to be gay is that if it's half as cool as republicans make it sound, it's probably awesome.

Sit around all day plotting world domination while being the single greatest threat to human civilization and having sex all the time with other men.

Pretty friggin sweet.

The appeal just kind of goes away at that point.

Diogenes: "I'm not saying this (homosexuality) is the only sin that's out there," said Sen. Scott Renfroe, R-Greeley. "We have murder. We have all sorts of sin. We have adultery. And we don't make laws making those legal, and we would never think to make murder legal."

Except that murder and adultery are made the Top 10 in the sin department. But that's beyond the point. The point that this guy's an asshole.

I like how he includes adultery in there, because we all know what criminal penalty befalls people for that sin.

He must really pop some serious boners around the young men... maybe this is the only way he can scare himself limp?

ramathorn83: Well, homosexual acts are murder- you are killing your soul and the other person's soul.

BAAAHAHAAHAHA. You can come out any time now.

ramathorn83: Well, homosexual acts are murder- you are killing your soul and the other person's soul

I'd say you are killing your soul to NOT be yourself and be able to love who you choose.

THAT is soul killing.