Let the "YO DAWG" jokes commence!

Yo dawg, we herd you like penis so we put a...

I'm sorry, I just can't bring myself to finish this one.

"Blown out of proportion"? Okay, I don't even know where to start on that one.

/neither did they

It wasn't at night, it was early morning.

Xzibit? I had that in the Navy.

NTTAWWT

It's not gay if you blow it until it's out of proporti... oh wait. It might be.

Johann Hari wrote a pretty good article (new window) that I think applies here.

FTFA: DIRECTLY effect (sic) a guy in a manor not intended is wrong.

See, spelling/grammar nazi police persons, you don't need to excel in those particular fields in order to succeed at financial gain!

Those names sound like something you DO at a gay bar.

/so i've been told.

Xzibit and Diddy's night at gay bar 'blown out of proportion'

Yo, he likes big dick and he cannot lie.

Ice-T taught me in a Law & Order episode that black men like to get the gay sex on but they are not gay it's because of their wives or something. I forgot the point I guess. But it's a ghetto thing we crackers can't understand.

/never gets unfunny

mansonozz: /never gets unfunny

Last year begs to differ.

No Boondocks pics?

Buy that man a Pimp Juice^(c)

Most of the best clubs are gay. He's lying if this is the first time he's seen gay people in a nightclub.

Especially in Miami!

One simply does not walk into gay club

Maybe they're both big Electric Six fans.

Too many Lincolns!^ (new window)

Like we don't all know about Method Man and Redman.

Thats not the only thing that got blown about that night.

I am woefully out of touch so can someone explain this xibit meme? I thought that if I ignored it long enough, it would go away, no luck.

Xzibit P.

/got nothing

FTFA:"I turn on the computer and find all this shiat about me 'throwing puffy under the gay bus' whatever that means. All this SPIN that you journalist (sic) are putting on the statements I made on a radio show to DIRECTLY effect (sic) a guy in a manor not intended is wrong.

I used to think 'Xzibit' was an intentional misspelling...

I find Xzibit to be a pretty intelligent and stand-up guy actually (don't know too much about him, only seen him on Pimp My Ride). I find this quote somewhat telling and reasurring:

The rumour mill that has ground this bullshiat out to be the shiat storm that it is, is doing so on its own accord. ...I have no beef with Diddy. BUT WAIT... a bigger problem I see is the negative stance these Hip-Hop sites and blog sites are taking when speaking of gay people in general. All I can say to that is: PEOPLE GROW UP! I do NOT like to spread hate and make it a point not to do so, so this is not the way I intended this interview to unfold."

Maybe someone else wrote this for him, but still, I can see Xzibit having this stance from my perception of him. Kudos.

Xzibit recalled how he only realised the nature of the club when he stepped outside the VIP lounge and saw men kissing and dancing provocatively with one another.

Is the VIP lounge in a gay club like the Champagne Room in straight clubs?

That ain't nuttin'. Most black guys take it in the pooper. That's why they're all so homophobic. The whole "thou protest too much" thing and all.