FTFA: "Accompanied by one Mr. Brownstone"

/okay, not really.

My eyes were drawn to her bare foot sticking through that stirrup and I could not get over the fact that I really wanted the horse to bolt, her foot slide through the stirrup and her dragged by the horse while dangling from the stirrup...kinda like that scene in Seabiscuit.

I know that is bad but I am sick of looking at her and her nastiness.

Barefoot and hauling on those reins. Even the horse looks disgusted.

YO DAWG! I HERD YOU LIKED HORSES, SO I PUT A HORSE ON YOUR HORSE...etc.

Quick, someone photoshop the horse going "Call ... the ... police..."

Well...the horse has to be looking at the upside. For once, the flies are not buzzing around his ears and arse.

When reached for comment, Winehouse stated, "It's better than my ex-husband!"

Tenebreux: Quick, someone photoshop the horse going "Call ... the ... police..."

shivashakti: YO DAWG! I HERD YOU LIKED HORSES, SO I PUT A HORSE ON YOUR HORSE...etc.

Came in here for this, left satisfied, etc.

Why is Amy Winehouse riding Sarah Jessica Parker?

From TFA: "But the 24-year-old's peace could soon be shattered as the owners of her favourite pub have begun searching for property on the Caribbean island."

She's apparently spent so much money at this bar that the owners are willing to open a location wherever she currently happens to be. I don't know how serious she is about getting sober, but having a bar follow you around has to make that a lot more difficult.

Wild Eyed and Wicked: I know that is bad but I am sick of looking at her and her nastiness.

I think everyone is, but it's the car accident you can't divert your eyes from.

I don't wish her ill, but I wish the people who seemingly prey upon others' misfortune would have the common courtesy to do something better with their time.

I'm sure all those expensive cameras could be put to much better use photographing more LOLcats. I'm pretty sure we have enough "FAIL" pictures at this point. You can never have enough LOLcats.

FTFA: JUNKIE AMY WINEHOUSE takes a horse ride on a beach in St. Lucia.

That was a really strong lead sentence.

She's still alive?

tatum: Well...the horse has to be looking at the upside. For once, the flies are not buzzing around his ears and arse.

Hehehe

well i guess they gonna have to burn the saddle

150 gallons of sheep dip for the horse

Her looks smell bad.

But have you ever seen Amy Winehouse...ON A STEED?!

Any London F'ers care to pipe in regarding the bar in question?

Cheek: From TFA: "But the 24-year-old's peace could soon be shattered as the owners of her favourite pub have begun searching for property on the Caribbean island."

She's apparently spent so much money at this bar that the owners are willing to open a location wherever she currently happens to be. I don't know how serious she is about getting sober, but having a bar follow you around has to make that a lot more difficult.

That's when you know you're hardcore!

If you want to ride ... (pops)

Dr. Flavenglaven: But have you ever seen Amy Winehouse...ON A STEED?!

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Good god that's a hard 24 years of living she's done.

Of course

No "a horse for one bin" reference?

/too obscure
//scott mills

That's really nice how much most all of you hate Amy. I guess it's great to sit back and judge from your ivory towers blah blah. I never paid her much attention. Then, I saw her performance at the Isle of man concert on the Paladium channel . She and her band are good. She's got a gift and yes some deep personal problems. So the F what - you don't like it stfu and watch a game show or something worthwhile then, huh? Those of you who don't hate live artistry may even appreciate her music if you ever take the time to enjoy one of her performances. No, American Idol doesn't count - soulless drones.

EdNortonsTwin: She's got a gift and yes some deep personal problems. So the F what - you don't like it stfu and watch a game show or something worthwhile then, huh?

Yeah, she's amazing, talented, etc. etc.
But guess what... she was caught on film doing coke ON STAGE. She crawled on her hands and knees, begging for drinks because a restaurant wouldn't serve her alcohol. She's punched fans during concerts.

She's an adult, fully aware of her problem, and unlike 90% of the rest of people who have drug issues, she's a millionaire. She can easily afford an extended rehab stay. But she chooses not to, and to make a fool of herself. So that makes it much easier for people to make jokes at her expense.

Okay seriously. Dear British People,

Please get over your infatuation with this musically untalented ugly tart. We are tired of looking at her. I think I caught something from looking at that picture.

So Amy Winehouse was riding Sarah Jessica Parker? Weird.

Slug2468: Why is Amy Winehouse riding Sarah Jessica Parker?

nmiguy: So Amy Winehouse was riding Sarah Jessica Parker? Weird.

That's why you should scan threads before trying your material :)