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(News.com.au) Asinine Rihanna may take Chris Brown back. Mother Whitney and Nana Tina approve   (news.com.au) divider line 115
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cambie [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 03:43:27 AM  
Stupid farking biatch.

 
Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 04:47:18 AM  
A few of us called this in the TMZ photo thread. Probably won't be the last time, either. She needs therapy.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 06:49:29 AM  
i284.photobucket.com

 
danny_kay [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 07:06:16 AM  
Well, she's a grown woman, and she certainly has the right to take him back. I guess she may have reasons.

But!

But she loses all rights to ever again complain about any abuse happening from heren on.

 
KiesteredBeetle 2009-02-25 07:22:01 AM  
Good, she needs more beatings. Hopefully he'll do it right this time so she puts out some decent music for a change.

 
Dialectic 2009-02-25 07:28:09 AM  
Yup, now that they are back, he'll beat her senselessly. Just you wait!

 
yarnothuntin 2009-02-25 07:28:38 AM  
I'm glad they worked things out. They seem like a nice, happy, healthy couple.

/kinda LOL'd at the "the Shut Up and Drive singer" line in TFA. Perhaps she should have followed her own advice?
//that's not very nice

 
IlGreven 2009-02-25 07:31:04 AM  
zz9: If she takes him back then she really would deserve what she gets the next time he hits her. What is wrong with women who think that things like this were "One off's" or "Out of character"?

It's a variation of Stockholm Syndrome, I think.

 
Phaid 2009-02-25 07:39:44 AM  
She just won't listen.

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 07:42:03 AM  
Brown is an idiot for hitting Rihanna .
Her taking him back.... I don't know what to say other than big mistake.
Rihanna has oodles of money and isn't some woman only getting by on her looks and therefore no skills so she would need a sugar daddy to still be able to shop.

Like a bowel movement it's time to flush Mr Brown.

 
SigmaAlgebra 2009-02-25 07:42:07 AM  
Well, I hope she doesn't want any sympathy next time he beats the fark out of her.

 
abigsmurf 2009-02-25 07:44:14 AM  
IlGreven: zz9: If she takes him back then she really would deserve what she gets the next time he hits her. What is wrong with women who think that things like this were "One off's" or "Out of character"?

It's a variation of Stockholm Syndrome, I think.


Makes you wonder if it's something simpler than that and some women like being completely dominated (not just in bed) or having their element of danger in their relationship. You can't exactly argue that Rihanna doesn't have options to leave him or get help.

Of course even that could be overthinking it and she just thinks/knows that the violence was a one off.

 
stitchintime [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 07:45:30 AM  
zz9 Not just women BTW. Victims of abusers like that have been systematically brought down to feel that they have no other choices. The victim is cajoled and convinced that the abuser is the only person who can take care of them, that their family interferes and doesn't care about them and that without the abuser they have no chance of happiness/success. It's so common.

 
radioman_ 2009-02-25 07:48:30 AM  
Next time he'll smack her until the white meat shows. Family members: if you love her get this girl some therapy.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 07:48:56 AM  

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 07:49:14 AM  
hahahahahaha women are f*cking retarded.

 
danny_kay [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 07:54:51 AM  
abigsmurf: IlGreven: zz9: If she takes him back then she really would deserve what she gets the next time he hits her. What is wrong with women who think that things like this were "One off's" or "Out of character"?

It's a variation of Stockholm Syndrome, I think.

Makes you wonder if it's something simpler than that and some women like being completely dominated (not just in bed) or having their element of danger in their relationship. You can't exactly argue that Rihanna doesn't have options to leave him or get help.

Of course even that could be overthinking it and she just thinks/knows that the violence was a one off.


I heard that there is the "only my love can change him" factor, too.
They take a broken man, and then they try to "heal" him. If it's not working, it's obviously their fault since they weren't trying hard enough. So they try harder

 
rickycal78 2009-02-25 07:59:25 AM  
Kyosuke: I called it.

Wasn't hard to call really, in a case like hers theres usually other signs and types of abuse going on well before it hits the point of major beat downs. The fact that it went on long enough for a bad enough beating like that says she won't come to her senses and get out.

/called in that same thread.

 
Dialectic 2009-02-25 08:06:12 AM  
Ike Turner would be so proud of Chris Brown.

 
swaxhog 2009-02-25 08:10:24 AM  
Hey Brown, next time take a page from the book of Islam

blog.taalipasand.com

www.belch.com

 
zez 2009-02-25 08:13:31 AM  
The Umbrella star is reportedly thinking about rekindling her romance with Chris, who is accused of assaulting her, after he bombarded her with gifts fists for her 21st birthday

 
Snatch Bandergrip 2009-02-25 08:25:00 AM  
Ugh, what a typical dumb biatch move. Why do women do this to themselves? And don't give me this victim shiat as abigsmurf suggested. A rich, young, sexy international superstar needs one dude enough to endure abuse? Give me a farking break.

I hate to jump on the Fark misogyny train here, but if women really didn't want to be treated this way, they wouldn't date guys like this. A lot of women like this think all men are scum, but that's because YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO SCUM. There's plenty of dudes out there that wouldn't dare lay a violent hand on you. YOU JUST DON'T WANT THEM. Women suffer because of abuse, and good men suffer because they're not "exciting" enough.

Chicks and their bullshiat estro-logic.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-02-25 08:32:02 AM  
Dumbass. I hope they cover this part of the story as much as everything else.

Of course they won't though. They'd rather butcher him in public and get their story instead of making her look like the complete dumbass she is. This is why some guys treat women like crap, because there's always going to be some dumb broad that will take it and love it.

/treats wife great and she doesn't appreciate it. maybe it's time to break out the pimp slap?

//kidding of course.

 
One Thirty-two and Bush 2009-02-25 08:38:27 AM  
Good for her, she needs to keep this story alive just for the press. I had never heard of Rhianna or Chris Brown before this.

Tina Turner has milked her abuse for an entire career. Time to pass the torch I guess.

 
zez 2009-02-25 08:39:40 AM  
/oblig (new window)

 
Birth Control 2 Major Tom 2009-02-25 08:40:16 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: hahahahahaha women are f*cking retarded.

Well, none of them will touch your penis, so they can't be THAT dumb.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-02-25 08:52:50 AM  
The other night on the NY Fox 5 News the "Rihanna biatch slap" photos were the opening story. OPENING STORY! Not the economy, two wars or anything truly newsworthy...but a pop singer getting punched by her boyfriend.

I say "news" stations that report this crap should be obligated to post every follow up, including this one, or let E! do all the crap stories and American Idol tidbits.

 
Snatch Bandergrip 2009-02-25 08:53:23 AM  
Have you ever noticed that the theme of EVERY song by EVERY female singer is about being done wrong by a man? Why don't you stop being a stupid biatch and determine the quality of a man by something other than his haircut?

/Okay, I'm done.

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 09:01:10 AM  
Biatch better stock up on eye patches.

 
CastorPimp 2009-02-25 09:07:55 AM  
WOMEN: THIS IS WHY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

 
LouDobbsAwaaaay 2009-02-25 09:10:25 AM  
At least she has a reason to take him back (the money). The thing that kills me is when I see a woman in an abusive relationship with a penniless, drunken asshole. Get. The. Fark. Out.

 
superoogie 2009-02-25 09:11:41 AM  
Worked for her.

tbn1.google.com

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 09:12:17 AM  
CastorPimp: WOMEN: THIS IS WHY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

Wow, is that a broad enough brush for you?

Hey guys...all of you...STOP HITTING WOMEN. 100% of you do it.

See how retarded that is? You guys have no problem letting Brown off the hook, that retarded stack of crap in designer shades.

 
CastorPimp 2009-02-25 09:14:26 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: CastorPimp: WOMEN: THIS IS WHY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

Wow, is that a broad enough brush for you?

Hey guys...all of you...STOP HITTING WOMEN. 100% of you do it.

See how retarded that is? You guys have no problem letting Brown off the hook, that retarded stack of crap in designer shades.


We aren't secretly high-fiving each other over Chris Brown, everyone is agreement that he is worse than the shiat you scrape off your shoe. It's just disappointing that Rhianna is not much better for going back to him.

 
SigmaAlgebra 2009-02-25 09:20:37 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: CastorPimp: WOMEN: THIS IS WHY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

Wow, is that a broad enough brush for you?

Hey guys...all of you...STOP HITTING WOMEN. 100% of you do it.

See how retarded that is? You guys have no problem letting Brown off the hook, that retarded stack of crap in designer shades.


Who is letting him off the hook? Everyone said he is a piece of shiat, but she is going back to him anyway. I guess she enjoys getting beat on, so why should we care anymore?

 
acweezer17 2009-02-25 09:21:16 AM  
Dear Chris Brown:

You don't hit women. It's something that you just don't do. EABOD.


Dear Rhianna:

You are pretty. You are talented (arguably) and have made a career for yourself. I could possibly accept that he hit you once and you came back. But he BEAT THE EVER LIVING SNOT OUT OF YOU. Leave him, or be prepared to take your licks. I will not show sympathy. Your choice.

/Choose me Rhianna. Choose me.

 
WienerButt 2009-02-25 09:35:20 AM  
I have a good friend who works in the 'biz' (that sounds so ghey but it's true) and he says Rhianna isn't the nicest person in the world. Not saying she deserved this by any means but apparently she isn't all that sweet.

/tells me about all his celebrity encounters
//says Carrie Underwood is real sweet
///Want

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-25 09:37:23 AM  
CastorPimp:

We aren't secretly high-fiving each other over Chris Brown, everyone is agreement that he is worse than the shiat you scrape off your shoe. It's just disappointing that Rhianna is not much better for going back to him.


Yeah, it's very stupid for her to not shoot him in the crotch on sight. But don't paint us all with the same brush. There's some women who gravitate towards abusive men, but believe me, CP, the rest of us shake our heads too.

 
lazfx 2009-02-25 09:37:37 AM  
what a farking shame.....

 
cabritosaurio 2009-02-25 09:43:34 AM  
CastorPimp: WOMEN: THIS IS WHY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU

Dammit, don't you have some hilarious picture to unleash like last time?!

and uh...oh yeah, I also suspected this was gonna happen.


"But..but... Jay-Z is gonna take care of him!"

Jay-z ain't doin'shiat, too big....too famous...with too much to lose for protecting someone who obviously enjoys the abuse. Besides, ain't nobody scared of rappers anymore.

 
CastorPimp 2009-02-25 09:44:55 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: CastorPimp:

We aren't secretly high-fiving each other over Chris Brown, everyone is agreement that he is worse than the shiat you scrape off your shoe. It's just disappointing that Rhianna is not much better for going back to him.

Yeah, it's very stupid for her to not shoot him in the crotch on sight. But don't paint us all with the same brush. There's some women who gravitate towards abusive men, but believe me, CP, the rest of us shake our heads too.


Come on Marla, broad brushes are de rigueur on FARK. Now go make me a sammich, k?

 
HotKarl 2009-02-25 09:47:16 AM  
if she goes back to him. chris brown will officially be my new hero.

/pimping is easy

 
Pfft! 2009-02-25 10:06:52 AM  
Snatch Bandergrip: Have you ever noticed that the theme of EVERY song by EVERY female singer is about being done wrong by a man? Why don't you stop being a stupid biatch and determine the quality of a man by something other than his haircut?

/Okay, I'm done.


Isnt it obvious? When she gets beat on again in a few months, she will write a new song about how she gave him a second chance and thought that love could conquer all...itll be her new single :p

 
tchau 2009-02-25 10:10:44 AM  
Wow Rihanna good job

/round of applause
//standing ovation
///you look so dumb right now
////very entertaining

 
cabritosaurio 2009-02-25 10:16:49 AM  
From WWTDD.COM :

"I called Chris to ask him about this, and of course my first question was, how can you beat up a girl. And he said, well you have to aim lower because they're short. And I said that's not really what I meant."

I really shouldn't think this is as funny as I think it is.

 
El Morro 2009-02-25 10:18:24 AM  
zez: /oblig (new window)

How did you get a youtube link to start right at that point in the video? That was pretty cool.

 
CentralValleyCali 2009-02-25 10:18:50 AM  
Not that I had an impression that she was smart to begin with... but what a dumb biatch.

/never calls girls the b word.
//usually.

 
LewDux 2009-02-25 10:25:05 AM  
El Morro: How did you get a youtube link to start right at that point in the video? That was pretty cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQi7-GKJp0&feature=related#t=5m48s

 
TheSelphie 2009-02-25 10:28:21 AM  
Honey, there's MILLIONS of men who would love to give you company AND wouldn't beat you. You are an idiot.

 
LewDux 2009-02-25 10:29:34 AM  
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

Of course so far it's only rumour in Austrian website

 
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