The question is... As a metalhead, why are you with someone that doesn't like metal?

submitter: How to tell you're YOU ARE girlfriend you love Metal music.

WTF subby? Are you a grade school drop out from West Virginia?

I swear to god, my boyfriend either wrote this, or has a time machine and read this. Our third date, he was sneaking Mastodon onto the playlist.

I countered with The Locust. That's when we knew.

Or you could just stop listening to crappy music.

"I listen to metal."

Just tell her.

Then stick it in her butt.

Article incorrectly assumes metal heads have girlfriends

Some do. How do you think they get all that sweet gear?

How dare some people listen to music that is not in your taste! How dare they!

How to tell you're girlfriend you love Metal music

"honey, i'm 14 and i live in a trailer park"

Really? I just married my girlfriend of 10 years.

albo: How to tell you're girlfriend you love Metal music

"honey, i'm 14 and i live in a trailer park"

Yeah we live in the trailer parks with the people who post pics of their dogs and scripture in their Fark profiles.

Wow! Generalizations ARE fun!

Kliffoth: Yeah we live in the trailer parks with the people who post pics of their dogs and scripture in their Fark profiles.

I'm pretty darn close to that description

My dogs are more metal than you!
\m/ \m/

I dunno subby, how did you tell "you'res" that you failed 5th-grade grammar?

This thread is an Irish carbomb of WHARRGARBL and fail, and everyones drinking it. Magic.

FINALLY, i've been looking for a way to get my gf away from techno

/started with "the darkness"
//not metal, but baby steps
/// \mm/ (too metal for one hand)

Wow! Generalizations ARE fun!

you sould glum. you need a set of headphones and an iron maiden CD, stat!

Meh, I've seen an inordinate amount of bleached biker chick wannabes. I guess other music styles have more problems than metal.

Now, ridiculously silly fantasy metal is another issue. I guess you'd have to move to Italy or Finland for that.

/"Come si dice 'twenty-sided die'?"

I don't force my girlfriend to listen to all the Metal that I like and in turn she doesn't force me to listen to all the industrial indie whatever the hell she likes.

"Hey, you know what? I like Metal."

Gee...that was really tough.

It's a music genre. It's not a weird sexual kink. Get over it.

For a start I'd ditch about 80% of the crap in that article and introduce her to actual melodic metal that she could appreciate... Dream Theater, later Savatage, etc.

That is, if I wasn't dating a chick who loved metal already ;)

- R

albo: Wow! Generalizations ARE fun!

you sould glum. you need a set of headphones and an iron maiden CD, stat!

I'm not really a Maiden fan. Keep failing though!

It amuses me.

just show her your metal face:



\skrelnik

1. Dress like a slob
2. If you have any rhythm on the dance floor or in bed (doubt both), lose it
3. Dismiss personal hygeine
4. take up hard drugs
5. have a low-income useless job without a future
6. live in a trailer park, scoff at country bumpkins
7. have posters on your wall, despite being an adult
8. have a terrible diet


/fun to make generalizations about metal heads they way morans do rap fans.

DRFS Rich: For a start I'd ditch about 80% of the crap in that article and introduce her to actual melodic metal that she could appreciate... Dream Theater, later Savatage, etc.



While you're at it you could buy her a corn cob pipe and monocle so she can enjoy being pretentious at full capacity.

The stench should be enough.

Dr.Knockboots: fun to make generalizations about metal heads they way morans do rap fans.

Hmm.

Im a metal head, and single.

see?

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

Rev. Skarekroe: When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

I dunno Jimmy Page faking an orgasm every song would sink my boner into the ground.

Kliffoth: Hmm.
Do you like anyone? More importantly, does anyone like you?

Rev. Skarekroe: When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

These guys had no problem getting women.

gorgor: Just tell her.

Then stick it in her butt.

That's pretty much what I do. Except the other way around. Then I turn on The Red Chord at full volume and start the rodeo.

bqad720: The question is... As a metalhead, why are you with someone that doesn't like metal?

metal chicks either are total hooores (sic) or way too cool for their own good and have the pick of the litter.

/bitter.
//only article i've read on s/t that didn't make me want to choke a fool

Oh, and what's with all the links on the page being the bands' MySpace pages? Cuase when I think METAL, I think MySpace.

kitryne: Kliffoth: Hmm.
Do you like anyone? More importantly, does anyone like you?

You're right. I'm such an ass. I come in to object to someone making sweeping generalizations, countering with one of my own.

Then another guy makes a generalization to counter somebody's non-existant generalization. Said person calls these people 'morans' while making a spelling error.

Everyone makes such errors but if you're going to call someone else a 'moran' you should make sure your 'i's are dotted and you 't's are crossed.

Then, keeping in the theme of the thread, I made a generalization about Led Zeppelin.

I honestly dont think I'm the biggest asshole in this thread but ok.

And as for your question. I like almost everyone, I get along with just about everyone I know, and I can't think of anyone who has an obvious dislike for me. Goes to show you can't judge people by just their comments in a thread.

For instance from your comment I'd think you're a humorless biatch. I may very well be wrong though.

busy chillin': Kliffoth
Rev. Skarekroe: When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

I dunno Jimmy Page Robert Plant faking an orgasm squeezing his lemon every song would sink my boner into the ground buy a stairway to heaven.

/i have no idea

Dammit I always get those two mixed up.

Impale her Gates of Attrition with your Clouded Frost Spire.

Kliffoth: and I can't think of anyone who has an obvious dislike for me.

*raises hand*

Kliffoth: For instance from your comment I'd think you're a humorless biatch. I may very well be wrong though.

Kit's alright.

/but you need to lighten up, Francis.

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Kliffoth: And as for your question. I like almost everyone, I get along with just about everyone I know, and I can't think of anyone who has an obvious dislike for me. Goes to show you can't judge people by just their comments in a thread.

For instance from your comment I'd think you're a humorless biatch. I may very well be wrong though.

mekkab: /but you need to lighten up, Francis.

Seriously. I don't know if you just need a fresh tampon or what, but take it down like, 4, maybe 5 BBQs pal. We're crackin' wise about metalheads, not lighting a cross in your trailer park.

mekkab: Kliffoth: and I can't think of anyone who has an obvious dislike for me.

*raises hand*

Kliffoth: For instance from your comment I'd think you're a humorless biatch. I may very well be wrong though.

Kit's alright.

/but you need to lighten up, Francis.

I'm not the one who started making douchebaggy comments.

And as for you not liking me. You don't know me any more than I know you. Don't pretend like you do.

Of course she's allright. She has a vagina, this is the net, and you're a White Knight.

As for lightening up, I'm in a good mood. I'm not the one getting upset here. I just like a good arguement.

kitryne: Seriously. I don't know if you just need a fresh tampon or what, but take it down like, 4, maybe 5 BBQs pal. We're crackin' wise about metalheads, not lighting a cross in your trailer park.

You were the one who starting hurling insults. Perhaps you should check your tampon, it's bleeding through. You might want to give youself a Clorox douche while you're at it.

I live in an apartment but don't let it get in the way of those clever 'trailer park' comments. The are very original and witty.

busy chillin'

Welcome to Fark

Pretty much. Just another day at the office.

phedex: Im a metal head, and single.

see?

Photoshopped "Penis goes where?" picture in 5...4...3...

Kliffoth: I live in an apartment but don't let it get in the way of those clever 'trailer park' comments. The are very original and witty.



You're awfully sensitive, aren't you? Yessssyouare! Who's a big sensie! You are!

kitryne: Kliffoth: I live in an apartment but don't let it get in the way of those clever 'trailer park' comments. The are very original and witty.



You're awfully sensitive, aren't you? Yessssyouare! Who's a big sensie! You are!

Nope. Sorry. I'm really not upset. Just argueing pointlessly with a Fark Attention Whore to pass the time.

Feel free to continue asserting that I'm upset I know it makes it easier for you to parade your amazing wit.


You're a witty widdle one aren't you? Yes you are!

Did someone mention stereotypes?

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Kliffoth: argueing

You love it so much you can't even spell it right. My hat's off, to you, good sir. You've truly bested me in this battle.

Let's give him a hand, boys?