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(Celebitchy) Scary Kelly Pickler had so much botox she looks like an extra from either a Tim Burton movie or a Soundgarden video (with before/after pics)   (celebitchy.com) divider line 163
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shaft6969 [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:11:07 PM  
she's still young, and still cute. why the hell would she need to do this kind of stupid crap? looks like a freak now

 
degreeless 2009-02-24 01:12:29 PM  
Why so serious?

 
Maximusclay [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:13:07 PM  
She looks like she's just got her eyes opened wider. God forbid her face moves an inch in-between pictures two years apart without botox/plastic surgery nonsense.

Move along...

 
jake3988 2009-02-24 01:15:00 PM  
Subject the horrific makeup and horrific hairstyle, and it probably doesn't look that different

 
jake3988 2009-02-24 01:15:38 PM  
UH. Subtract! WTF do I keep typing subject?!

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2009-02-24 01:16:22 PM  
Ummm, looks to me like they have a bad second picture that they're trying to spin into a "OMG SHE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY" article. Looks like she was about to smile for a picture and they took the picture half way through. I have thousands of pictures like that of friends of mine that I keep just for shiats and giggles. Also, it looks like she lost a little weight in the last 3 years.

 
mattymo 2009-02-24 01:17:24 PM  
Maximusclay: She looks like she's just got her eyes opened wider. God forbid her face moves an inch in-between pictures two years apart without botox/plastic surgery nonsense.

Move along...


THIS

 
Hack Patooey 2009-02-24 01:18:43 PM  
Who?

 
HellblazerPrime 2009-02-24 01:19:15 PM  
jake3988: UH. Subtract! WTF do I keep typing subject?!

Coke binge?

 
Architecture Of Aggression 2009-02-24 01:20:27 PM  
while she may not have had plastic surgery, she does posess a look I like to call "the Doc Brown"

 
burndtdan 2009-02-24 01:20:58 PM  
marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.comimg239.imageshack.us

approve

 
Mr.Poops 2009-02-24 01:21:06 PM  
Stupid hair-do, stupid face. Perhaps she got botox, but if she did shame on her because she's the most busted looking 22-year old I've seen in a while.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-02-24 01:21:40 PM  
Dammit women, get your shiat together! You ALL look hot in your 20s just as you are. So enjoy it, have lots of sex. You have your entire life ahead of you to worry about surgery.

 
SwingAwayMarell 2009-02-24 01:24:29 PM  
Eh, I'd pull her face back and fill her lips.
Now this:
content.expressen.se
Might be reason for pause.

 
therealburkazoid 2009-02-24 01:25:18 PM  
Wow, she is farking CUTE. Wow. Just, wowie wow wow. That's the kind of cute that a lot of men will do a whole lot of stupid shiat for.

Damn. She CUTE. That said, who is she again?

 
mcsiegs [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:32:11 PM  
Va va voom, she looks awesome here

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:33:37 PM  
therealburkazoid: Wow, she is farking CUTE. Wow. Just, wowie wow wow. That's the kind of cute that a lot of men will do a whole lot of stupid shiat for.

Damn. She CUTE. That said, who is she again?


A really lousy country musician who failed out of the early rounds of American Idol and has been subjecting my radio to her "singing."

 
MasterOfToads 2009-02-24 01:33:40 PM  
Pickler is pickled.

As she should be, right?

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:36:08 PM  
Is this the chick who thought Europe was a country?

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2009-02-24 01:36:15 PM  
So Hollywood's main purpose is to turn fairly attractive women into stoned freaks because all the fatasses who got money never got pussy in their teenage years?

Makes a weird sort of sense.

 
EbolaNYC [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:36:50 PM  
Dammit.

Why do they do this to themselves?

She's a perfectly lovely young woman. Once they get a taste, they start listening to these vapid jackasses who turn them into skelator.

This is what happens to women in an industry with loads of Gay men making aesthetic decisions.

Look at fashion, half those women look like drag queens.

 
AspectRatio 2009-02-24 01:37:15 PM  
coco ebert: Is this the chick who thought Europe was a country?

No, that was Sarah Palin.

 
Eggs Danny Thomas Style 2009-02-24 01:37:50 PM  
who the fark is Keller Pickler? I've heard the name before but I have no idea who she is


/my lawn...get off it

 
Kurmudgeon 2009-02-24 01:38:04 PM  
Another hottie messed up by a hack. Can't we get one of those guys who blow up abortion clinics to stop by and do a few plastic surgeons on the side? A much better use of Semtex, IMHO.
/just kidding.
//don't blow a fuse or ....something

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:38:08 PM  
her eyes are more open, i don't get it.

you people are ridiculous.

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:39:56 PM  
I can't feel my face!

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-02-24 01:40:44 PM  
She looks a tad stiff. Why do young, hot women do this stuff?

Hey celebs...do yourselves a favor...age gracefully.

 
jayhawk88 2009-02-24 01:41:15 PM  
shaft6969: she's still young, and still cute. why the hell would she need to do this kind of stupid crap?

Because some stupid magazine/web site probably took a picture of her in dark light sans makeup and compared her to Bela Lugosi. You'd probably be farked up in the head too if every time you turned around some media outlet was telling the world how ugly you were.

 
PsyLord 2009-02-24 01:41:34 PM  
There was a recent study that showed that injections of Botox to the face can migrate to the brain. Kelly's brain doesn't need any extra help in smoothing out the gyri...

She doesn't even know that France is a country??? (new window)

 
Cannon 2009-02-24 01:43:13 PM  
Eggs Danny Thomas Style: who the fark is Keller Pickler? I've heard the name before but I have no idea who she is


/my lawn...get off it


was all of that easier than just using the google?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 01:43:33 PM  
Firstly, I don't know who the fark that is

Secondly, I don't see any plastic surgery there. Just bad makeup and bad lighting

Thirdly, all unnecessary cosmetic surgery is butchery that always looks horrendous and should be a violation of the Hippocratic Oath.

 
NYRBill 2009-02-24 01:44:35 PM  
doublesecretprobation: her eyes are more open, i don't get it.
you people are ridiculous.


THIS
/there are train wrecks like SwingAwayMarell posted who need our scorn
/also here to 2nd "who?"

 
NYRBill 2009-02-24 01:45:24 PM  
Mugato: Thirdly, all unnecessary cosmetic surgery is butchery that always looks horrendous and should be a violation of the Hippocratic Oath.

except for teh bewbies right? ;-)

 
Ed Finnerty 2009-02-24 01:53:15 PM  
I think she looks better after the surgery.

 
HarpuaMM 2009-02-24 01:54:13 PM  
SwingAwayMarell: Eh, I'd pull her face back and fill her lips.
Now this:

Might be reason for pause.


I can deal with just about anything posted on Fark (btw, where are you gorgor?). But this freak makes my dick want to shrivel up and die. Please, for the love of our collective libidos, stop posting pics of her.

 
browneye 2009-02-24 01:56:59 PM  
Frankly, the difference between the two pictures isn't nearly as dramatic as I feared. Really, the difference could be believably explained as lighting, facial expression, and makeup as oppose to plastic surgery.

 
towatchoverme 2009-02-24 02:05:01 PM  
What's a Kelly Pickler?

 
karmachameleon 2009-02-24 02:12:35 PM  
No evidence of Botox whatsoever, she's just raising her eyebrows. Sheesh, people really see what they want to see, don't they?

That aside, and I know she can't help this, but "Pickler" is a really bad last name. Just sayin'.

/not that my own last name is any better...

 
Barricaded Gunman 2009-02-24 02:15:41 PM  
This is the same phenomenon that ruins amateur porn. You start off with some hot little real-looking gal from a small town who does all sorts of crazy/fun/naked stuff on camera for her own website, and it's awesome. A few months later she's had a boob-job, puffed up her lips, added some tatoos and maybe a piercing or two, and she's all but unrecognizeable as the girl you first clicked on. Why in the name of all that's holy would you turn yourself into a watered-down Pam Anderson clone when your original fresh look was was got you noticed in the first place? I'm not mentioning any names, but since you're not getting my 20 bucks a month anymore, you know who you are.

 
bottsicus 2009-02-24 02:16:54 PM  
I'd Pickl'er.

 
Hershey Highway Patrol [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 02:18:28 PM  
towatchoverme: What's a Kelly Pickler?

4 shots of Jack and a Diet Coke?

 
Cndn Bacon [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 02:18:34 PM  
PsyLord: There was a recent study that showed that injections of Botox to the face can migrate to the brain. Kelly's brain doesn't need any extra help in smoothing out the gyri...

She doesn't even know that France is a country??? (new window)



That's....ridiculous.

How someone could be that ignorant just boggles my mind.

 
apeiron242 2009-02-24 02:19:49 PM  
This might not be botox. The Dr. in the article said he suspects, not that he did the proceedure.

i didn't like her on AI, but she was/is a cutie. In a retarded sort of way.

Barricaded Gunman: This is the same phenomenon that ruins amateur porn. You start off with some hot little real-looking gal from a small town who does all sorts of crazy/fun/naked stuff on camera for her own website, and it's awesome. A few months later she's had a boob-job, puffed up her lips, added some tatoos and maybe a piercing or two, and she's all but unrecognizeable as the girl you first clicked on. Why in the name of all that's holy would you turn yourself into a watered-down Pam Anderson clone when your original fresh look was was got you noticed in the first place? I'm not mentioning any names, but since you're not getting my 20 bucks a month anymore, you know who you are.

See: Bonita Saint. She went from stunning to frightening.

 
Balrog1 2009-02-24 02:21:00 PM  
This girl has the worst handlers ever. She doesn't have talent, but that doesn't seem to matter if you are hot. She could be hot, but it seems like someone is trying to make her look as bad as possible.

 
towatchoverme 2009-02-24 02:23:34 PM  
Hershey Highway Patrol: 4 shots of Jack and a Diet Coke?

*Boom*Tish*

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2009-02-24 02:25:48 PM  
MAN that's pretty biatchY innit!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 02:29:06 PM  
She's really twenty-two? Wow, yes, she is. I really doubt a kid that age would have surgery on her face for the purposes of looking younger. Girls that age tend to get nose or boob jobs or both... lipo, I guess. But botox and whatever happened to her eyes? Could it just be bad makeup and unforgiving camera angles? Jeez, for her sake, I hope so.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-02-24 02:35:25 PM  
Hef should be offering this girl a spread before she gets older.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 02:40:31 PM  
Pickler? I barely knew her!

/She needs a good pickling.
/And, since I have a college degree, I'm just the kind of alum to do it

 
DonnyBaker [TotalFark] 2009-02-24 02:44:28 PM  
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