If this didn't have video, it would have the HERO tag, right?

I was hoping Gene Simmons would jump into the crowd and breathe fire on the guy with the laser pointer.

PacManDreaming: I was hoping Gene Simmons would jump into the crowd and breathe fire on the guy with the laser pointer.

I would pay to see that!

Cater to children? You attract children.

I hate to be the guy, but holy shiat, this is a repeat from like 98 years ago.

People say to me, "Paul."

And I say, "What?"

Dairy King: I hate to be the guy, but holy shiat, this is a repeat from like 98 years ago.

It's old indeed, but not quite that old. According to google the incident happened in 1998.

Stanley was actually only upset that the laser pointer wasn't the Official Kiss Army_TM model.

Paul Stanley's stage rants are timeless.

"People let me get this off my chest!" (new window)

That was fairly pathetic. I like how he called the guy a jerk, like we used to do in 4th grade.

/you're just a Jerk Jerky Jerkyson Jerkface

I had a drunk do that to me in a bar we were playing in Saturday night. Didn't hit me in the face, so no harm, no foul.

Stand up, listen to our bones creek,
Get down - slowly will get up again
Drugged up, no we never could be tamed, where is my Matlock.
Onery, 'til I need my diaper changed,
Hipbroke, bathtub accident
You punks, get off of my lawn, 'cause (I'm angry)

Chorus:
We're old, yeah we're getting old, need glasses for my eyes
Old, yeah we're getting old, getting blood clots in our thighs...


/for you kids, it's sung to the tune of I Love it Loud (new window)

yet they still suck and suck and suck and suck and suck and suck...

/I could be here a while
//they really suck

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: yet they still suck and suck and suck and suck and suck and suck...

/I could be here a while
//they really suck

Yeah,true, but good on Paul. Those are the kind of tools who ruin events and need to be mysteriously thrown off an overpass after the show.

Rock n' Roll: Serious Business.

Just ask Paul Stanley. You will get a brow beating! A brow beating, I say!

Seriously, though, a better thing would have been to simply ask "Dude, you must have laid out at least $100 on that ticket (in 1998 dollars)... why would you then totally f*ck up the show by pointing a laser in the eye of the guy trying to entertain you and 35,000 other people who spent good money on tickets, booze and drugs. Do the math, this won't end well."

i think that would be one of the most annoying things to happen on stage tho for sure

It was at this show. This is a much more high quality vid of the performance, I think.

Hmm. Error there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8

This is all well and good, but Ace Frehley is dead you insensitive bastages. I just thought you all should know that.

I remember that. Too bad there wasn't a backlash where EVERYBODY brought laser pointers to the show and turned his costume into polka-dots. Because that would have been priceless.

It was these guys. They made Harry Connick mad too.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This is all well and good, but Ace Frehley is dead you insensitive bastages. I just thought you all should know that.

oh noes! We've lost the Space-Ace! The music world has truly lost one of the greats.

/at least he's hanging out with the late, great Abe Vigoda

ghoulie_mask: Rock n' Roll: Serious Business.

Just ask Paul Stanley. You will get a brow beating! A brow beating, I say!

This video cracks me up because Paul Stanley sounds exactly like some of my Jewish relatives when they start scolding their kids.

/Chaim Witz and Stanley Eisen know how to rock.

Is Ace pregnant?