Cellphone towers do ping and leave a trace where law enforcement can track down the suspect.

Thats pretty rude, Mom....even for you

HEY MOM, THE MEATLOAF, fark

/what a cell phone may look like

Funk Brothers: Cellphone towers do ping and leave a trace where law enforcement can track down the suspect.

I was about to say something like this. Anyone who keeps his cellphone/GPS/car TV/whatever on when committing a crime is just deserving it.

Funk Brothers: Cellphone towers do ping and leave a trace where law enforcement can track down the suspect.

They didn't have to do that. The phone was still there, with Mom's number on the SIM card. You could probably Google that.

Don't taz me MOM...

I see that Mom didn't post bail for him, either, and that he was therefore remanded to jail.

Hahahaha...talk about adding insult to injury.

Yeah biatch, you're supposed to be driving the car not calling me. Goddamn woman, you'd better have a sammich ready when I get out of hte joint

So mum didn't post bail ?

well done Ma.

OBBN: /what a cell phone may look like

What, cell phones look like hands holding strange foreign objects? Color me confused still.

A regular Mr Saturday Night.

Hello mom, I'm in jail!
Hi mom, I'm calling you from jail!
Hi mom, happy birthday, I'm in jail!
Jail, jail, hi mom!

All those years, I'm in jail now!
I'm in jail, I like it here!
It's nice, I like it!
Hello mom, I'm in jail!
Hello, hello mom, hi, I'm in jail!
Say hi to dad, from jail!
I'm in jail, I'm gonna stay here!
I like it here!
I like it, yeah, throw away the key!
I'm in jail!

Hello mom, I'm in jail!
Jail, jail, jail, jail!

MOOOOOM!!!!!
dammit

Can you hear me now? OK, good. Now can you come bail me out?

Note to self: When robbing houses, do not take cell phone. Also, do not give Mom number of phone I do take along with me when robbing houses.

Aaaannd you can't rob houses. you burglarize.

Paul Allen: Aaaannd you can't rob houses. you burglarize.

Sure you can, but it would be tough. Robbery is the taking of property by force or fear. It might be difficult to intimidate a house, but no one's stopping a thief from giving it a try. Burglary's only entering a dwelling or building with intent to commit a felony therein, so if you wanted to enter a house with the intent to terrorize it, I suppose you could rob it too.

you can rob a person located in a house. Like i said before you can't rob a house. unless that was a joke then ha ... ha.

Paul Allen: you can rob a person located in a house. Like i said before you can't rob a house. unless that was a joke then ha ... ha.

You are so boring.

Gyrfalcon: Paul Allen: you can rob a person located in a house. Like i said before you can't rob a house. unless that was a joke then ha ... ha.

You are so boring.

nope. thats wrong too.

0 for 2.

it's just that your not funny. unless that was a joke?