FTA comment "Police investigators managed to obtain a sample of the suspecdt material for analysis after some difficulty. It seems that the abused, underpaid Disney employees hat sniffed up nearly all the suspicious substance before authorities could respond. No employee reported any ill effects from the substance although the park was a notably more cheerful place for the next several hours."

\held at an undisclosed location

on the job

You know, your mother and I used to look for white powder in envelopes.... And there were ninjas on the lawn and they were trying to kill us!

Lackey: President Iger! Someone found dirt in Disneyland!

Robert Iger: SHUT... DOWN... EVERYTHING!

I blame Disney Princesses with guns.

Was it cremains?

Tinkerbell is hot.

ne2d: Tinkerbell is hot.

I'd sandblast her 'til my dust mask fell off.

Quick! Somebody sue someone!!

Surprisingly, a GIS of tinkerbell bondage doe not pull up what you would expect.

\was looking for a image of her handcuffed for my previous post
\\everyone would hit it like the fist of an angery god

strathmeyer: ne2d: Tinkerbell is hot.

I'd sandblast her 'til my dust mask fell off.


She does have a fine big ass for a white chick. Anybody got any upskirt pics?

Because it might have been a terra-ist plot.

I suppose Tinkerbe-err I mean, Tom Cruise should really think twice about visiting Disneyland. Magical fairies

gay high profile celebrities really irritate other visitors with all of the ride lockdowns.

One Thirty-two and Bush: strathmeyer: ne2d: Tinkerbell is hot.

I'd sandblast her 'til my dust mask fell off.


She does have a fine big ass for a white chick. Anybody got any upskirt pics?

See my previous post.

some people need to get a grip on reality while out in public.

Things like this make me hate the world.
Seriously. farking pansies.

rustylite: some people need to get a grip on reality while out in public.

Yes. like the "authorities" who are reviewing surveillance tapes. They should have walked away when the dust was discovered to be sand.

rustylite: some people need to get a grip on reality while out in public.

But then we wouldn't have this to keep teenagers in line:



\image is hot, so hot...

I weep for humanity

Not nearly as good as my ideas for creating mass panic and terror at Disneyland. Dust on the ticket booths, meh.

When you work there for nine years, you learn all the weak spots, vulnerable points and access areas. I could have caused the deaths of untold thousands. I still could, most likely.

OrganicMisanthropist: I suppose Tinkerbe-err I mean, Tom Cruise should really think twice about visiting Disneyland. Magical fairies

gay high profile celebrities really irritate other visitors with all of the ride lockdowns.

Wait, this happened!?.

Maybe there was a sandstorm.

What the fark good does 'closing' a ticket booth do when the suspicion is, presumably, that someone threw anthrax on them? What they do, lock the little door on the side and that keeps the spores out? Nevermind the fact that there's an open window so you can pass money through it.

"Form two lines, ladies and gentlemen. Aisles 1 and 3. Don't use 2, goodness no. That's the one with the flesh-eating bacteria."

CygnusDarius: OrganicMisanthropist: I suppose Tinkerbe-err I mean, Tom Cruise should really think twice about visiting Disneyland. Magical fairies

gay high profile celebrities really irritate other visitors with all of the ride lockdowns.

Wait, this happened!?.

He was just recently at Disneyland, well, Disney World, anyways, making the lines hours long and delaying all of the parades, yes.

Damn, where is my straw when I need it??

Gyrfalcon: Not nearly as good as my ideas for creating mass panic and terror at Disneyland. Dust on the ticket booths, meh.

When you work there for nine years, you learn all the weak spots, vulnerable points and access areas. I could have caused the deaths of untold thousands. I still could, most likely.

I don't suppose you'd like to re-read this post and tell us all what's wrong with it? hmmm?

gozar_the_destroyer: Surprisingly, a GIS of tinkerbell bondage doe not pull up what you would expect.

\was looking for a image of her handcuffed for my previous post
\\everyone would hit it like the fist of an angery god

GIS "tinkerbell handcuffs"



/she had an accomplice

For years the MSM has warned us of terrorist attacks upon Disneyland as the next expected big horror. Now the Farkers chuckle at the care/overreaction as Disney deals with a suspicious substance. So? The easiest way to cope with the unthinkable is to immediately find the humor. Ha Ha! Sand! Pixie Dust! Ha!

I doubt it was sand:

There's an epidemic of covert (human) ash-scattering at Disneyland, a practice that has spread from the Haunted Mansion to the Pirates of the Caribbean. The scatterers generally get away clean, and the human remains are subsequently cleaned away by special janitors who are charged with keeping the Park in compliance with health rules about containing particulate matter.


Just this past Friday a Cast Member watching the security cameras noticed a woman in the back of a boat throwing a powdery substance into the lavishly decorated sets in the cavern scenes near the beginning of the ride. Even though Pirates is a 15 minute long ride, by the time the lady spreading the substance returned to the loading area Security had yet to arrive.

The college age Cast Members operating the attraction knew that legally they were not supposed to detain anyone, and when they confronted her about what she was doing in the cameras she told them she was only throwing baby powder around. The woman quickly disappeared out the exit, never to be seen again, but she'd actually left more than baby powder all over the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Security and the police finally arrived, and the ride was shut down on a busy afternoon of a holiday weekend. The ash was identified by the Anaheim Police as cremated remains, and the custodial department found most of it all over the "Captain's Quarters" scene in the caverns. The woman had done a very thorough job of spreading the ash everywhere though, and after an hour of cleaning with the HEPA vacuums there was still work to be done.

http://miceage.micechat.com/allutz/al111307d.htm

Hmmmm I always thought it looked like, Tinker Bell has just the right amount of Junk in the Trunk and just the right little bit of extra meat on the thighs to make her extra sexy.

OrganicMisanthropist: CygnusDarius: OrganicMisanthropist: I suppose Tinkerbe-err I mean, Tom Cruise should really think twice about visiting Disneyland. Magical fairies

gay high profile celebrities really irritate other visitors with all of the ride lockdowns.

Wait, this happened!?.

He was just recently at Disneyland, well, Disney World, anyways, making the lines hours long and delaying all of the parades, yes.

Disney actually does this for celebrities? Why don't they just have a Celebrity Day? Must be on the A list to get in.

Problem solved.

Came here for pictures of Peter Man (Okay not really wanting to see pictures per say, but to see a reference)

/not disappointed
//so glad to be out of theme park operations now
///tho hotel guests are more demanding

Magic dust?

These guys? (poppity)

Archie DeBunker: OrganicMisanthropist: CygnusDarius: OrganicMisanthropist: I suppose Tinkerbe-err I mean, Tom Cruise should really think twice about visiting Disneyland. Magical fairies

gay high profile celebrities really irritate other visitors with all of the ride lockdowns.

Wait, this happened!?.

He was just recently at Disneyland, well, Disney World, anyways, making the lines hours long and delaying all of the parades, yes.

Disney actually does this for celebrities? Why don't they just have a Celebrity Day? Must be on the A list to get in.

Problem solved.

I've never seen a ride "locked down" for a celebrity to ride it. Often some back door entry or other accelerated access to the ride is done so the celebrity guest is not swarmed by the screaming masses. Some celebs are known to queue up and go on things like "normal" people. I know for a fact that Robin Williams wants to ride a full boat when he is at Jungle Cruise, knowing that the skipper running the ride is going to have an easier time delivering the humor with a full audience.

What will often happen on a ride like Haunted Mansion is that the celeb will get a private stretching room, and then they'll put 3 or 4 empty ride cars in front and behind the celeb. Stuff like that might slow things down for a couple of minutes, but doesn't radically affect the grand scheme of things.

Then you have celebs like Dwayne Johnson ... walking around the park waving nonstop to people waving at him. Dropping to one knee to pose for pictures with kids that rush up and want to hug on him. My former coworkers from Magic Kingdom tell me he was one of the most humble celebs they ever dealt with.

tinyarena: Gyrfalcon: Not nearly as good as my ideas for creating mass panic and terror at Disneyland. Dust on the ticket booths, meh.

When you work there for nine years, you learn all the weak spots, vulnerable points and access areas. I could have caused the deaths of untold thousands. I still could, most likely.

I don't suppose you'd like to re-read this post and tell us all what's wrong with it? hmmm?

Nothing. Just that I didn't do anything. Yet. Nya-ha-ha.

Actually, I did write out my plan for how to commit a terror attack at Disneyland for my final project in my "Terrorism" class for my Criminal Justice degree. My instructor worked for DHS. I don't know if they ever got it, but I did get an "A". It's a great plan, and it would work like a charm.

My other plan would work just as well and not kill anyone...but no one who was there would ever recover.

I'm really glad this didn't happen Tuesday, when I took my kid there for his birthday.

For a moment I thought the headline meant someone spread PCP around Disneyland.

Gotta refresh my drug slang apparently.

Just got home from Disneyland, didn't hear a word about it ... but then I arrived much later, around 3:30pm.

Saw Whoopi Goldberg at Disneyland once, they put her on the river raft via the handicapped entrance ... but they didn't stop the ride just for her.

xkenny13: Just got home from Disneyland, didn't hear a word about it ... but then I arrived much later, around 3:30pm.

Saw Whoopi Goldberg at Disneyland once, they put her on the river raft via the handicapped entrance ... but they didn't stop the ride just for her.

well it is only Whoppi Goldberg

Was just there today, in fact.

The only thing I have to recover from is the booze bill from Karl Strauss and Tortilla Joe's.

/oh, and the fact I lost my annual pass over the side of CA Screamin'

Gyrfalcon: My other plan would work just as well and not kill anyone...but no one who was there would ever recover.

Now you're just being a tease. Details?