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Abstruse [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 09:32:02 PM  
So they're throwing a hissy fit because they're not allowed to give standing lap dances at a high school dance? I say cancel the prom too just to teach them a lesson.

 
itsfullofstars 2009-02-22 10:27:34 PM  
www.wtam.com

it was for their protection, and mine.

 
duskglow2000 2009-02-22 10:28:23 PM  
Doesn't that guy look like "studman69" of sharp knees fame?

 
Adingo8mybb 2009-02-22 10:28:40 PM  
golf clap, subby...

 
oregoncat 2009-02-22 10:30:51 PM  
The school should film it & put the best clips on a pay-per-view site...

 
aspAddict 2009-02-22 10:31:03 PM  
Teachers: "If we cant grind on hot teenage girls, NO ONE CAN!"

 
siromega 2009-02-22 10:32:21 PM  
duskglow2000: Doesn't that guy look like "studman69" of sharp knees fame?

Close, I always figured it was a Rainn Wilson wannabe.

 
Kevin72 2009-02-22 10:32:29 PM  
FTFA, principal looks like a real dork, no wonder he is anti-dancing.

 
Umokay 2009-02-22 10:32:44 PM  
Those that can't do, teach. Those that can't teach, teach gym. Those that can't teach gym, become principals.

 
fritton 2009-02-22 10:33:21 PM  
Abstruse: So they're throwing a hissy fit because they're not allowed to give standing lap dances at a high school dance? I say cancel the prom too just to teach them a lesson.

K Grandpa, just settle down and watch your "Jag" reruns while I put on some lukewarm tea.

 
Nowhereman 2009-02-22 10:33:52 PM  
Not sure how this is gonna work, some farkers will agree with the no dirty dancing ban, yet the same people think its ok for minors to take nude pics of themselves and send them to adults.

 
iamscotto 2009-02-22 10:34:15 PM  
Yeah but I bet they still have a wrestling team.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//of course not

 
Party-sized bucket of flan 2009-02-22 10:34:16 PM  
Grinding is stupid. Learn how to dance.

 
Superjoe 2009-02-22 10:34:57 PM  
Kevin Bacon will make them pay.

Kevin Bacon will make all of you pay.

 
gozar_the_destroyer 2009-02-22 10:35:09 PM  
\has gotten a lap dance at a high school dance, so a kick out of these replies am getting

 
Sharkface217 2009-02-22 10:39:38 PM  
Instead, a private party will just be hosted at a student's house.

/my high school dances are far inferior to the after parties they spawn
//hooray for chill parents who enjoy supervising the alcohol intake of minors

 
Tess Tickles 2009-02-22 10:40:30 PM  
I am far from being a prude, just look at my moniker. But this grinding stuff is just ridiculous. I expect the guys to like it, but these girls need to get a little self respect. Jeebus, get a room.

 
hurdboy [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 10:40:43 PM  
itsfullofstars: it was for their protection, and mine.

Beat me to it.

/Didn't Adam Sandler have a speech by this guy on his first album?
//Remember a high school dance where a rather nerdy guy....

th05.deviantart.com
/She laughed at him.

 
Solty Dog 2009-02-22 10:41:11 PM  
I agree. Dry humping should be contained to the back of a 1980 Ford Fairmont where it belongs.

 
Dawg47 2009-02-22 10:41:33 PM  
Party-sized bucket of flan: Grinding is stupid. Learn how to dance.

You: doing the box step
Them: rubbing tingly places against the tingly places of attractive peers.

Winner: them.
Ghey: you (and probably some of them, but I'm not judging them)

 
FiatJustitia 2009-02-22 10:41:37 PM  
in before how is babby formed

 
ducttape2021 2009-02-22 10:42:49 PM  
This is exactly what happened at my high school. Good thing one of my classmates had a giant warehouse to host the unsupervised dance on the same night.

 
StoneColdAtheist 2009-02-22 10:44:27 PM  
So that's what they call dry humping now.

/props to Solty Dog
//I used a '63 Country Squire, with room for double date action

 
Captain Straight Edge 2009-02-22 10:45:53 PM  
www.wtam.com

HUUUUURRRRRRRR!

 
SCUBA_Archer 2009-02-22 10:48:31 PM  
Darn

Based on the Fark headline I was ready to cash in my Patrick Swayze death pool............

 
GDubDub [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 10:50:07 PM  
Minor threadjack:

In this day of global news accessibility, does anyone else wish these news writers would start indicating what country/state/province/etc that events occur in rather than just a city name or other local indicators? I hate having to do a Google-search just to try and determine where something occurred.

Looks like this one was in Ohio.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-02-22 10:52:46 PM  

I subscribe to an RSS feed of news from twenty years in the future.

This was on the wires today:


AP
February 22, 2029
Cleveland
Principal Bans Contoversial Oral Sex Practice

"Bob Smith, principal of Townsend high-school is taking a stand. He has banned the practice of "stuffing."

While girls performing oral sex on their dates while on the dance floor has been common for years the practice of "stuffing" when girls compete to see how many penises they can get in their mouth at one time has raised a lot of eyebrows amongst parents and educators.

"We had two girls leave the last dance with dislocated jaws last month," said Smith. "And one girl almost choked to death when three of the five boys ejaculated at the same time."

While Smith's move is popular with teachers and parents the students at Townsend High School take a different view.

Amanda Bright, a junior, sees nothing wrong with the practice.

"Look, it's not like anybody is doing anything they don't want to do. It's fun, we're just having a good time. I've had three cocks in my mouth before and I was really hoping to try for four at the Spring Dance but now? I'm upset."

 
Curt Blizzah 2009-02-22 10:54:42 PM  
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump n grind...

 
rancidPlasma 2009-02-22 10:57:34 PM  
He reports that parents overwhelmingly favor the rules, including the ban on dirty dancing
.....


Motherarkers apparently forgot how they got their first woodies I guess.

 
Mommy Monster 2009-02-22 10:58:49 PM  
GDubDub: Minor threadjack:

In this day of global news accessibility, does anyone else wish these news writers would start indicating what country/state/province/etc that events occur in rather than just a city name or other local indicators? I hate having to do a Google-search just to try and determine where something occurred.

Looks like this one was in Ohio.

Considering it says in big letters at the top of the page "Newsradio WTAM 1100 Cleveland" I can see how it's hard to narrow down a location. . .

 
Funk Brothers 2009-02-22 10:59:17 PM  
Change is happening.

Obama wouldn't let her daughters dance like that.

 
Alleyoop 2009-02-22 11:04:32 PM  
Getting ready for the dance...
docs.google.com

 
Wizard Drongo 2009-02-22 11:05:27 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: I subscribe to an RSS feed of news from twenty years in the future.

This was on the wires today:



AP
February 22, 2029
Cleveland
Principal Bans Contoversial Oral Sex Practice

"Bob Smith, principal of Townsend high-school is taking a stand. He has banned the practice of "stuffing."

While girls performing oral sex on their dates while on the dance floor has been common for years the practice of "stuffing" when girls compete to see how many penises they can get in their mouth at one time has raised a lot of eyebrows amongst parents and educators.

"We had two girls leave the last dance with dislocated jaws last month," said Smith. "And one girl almost choked to death when three of the five boys ejaculated at the same time."

While Smith's move is popular with teachers and parents the students at Townsend High School take a different view.

Amanda Bright, a junior, sees nothing wrong with the practice.

"Look, it's not like anybody is doing anything they don't want to do. It's fun, we're just having a good time. I've had three cocks in my mouth before and I was really hoping to try for four at the Spring Dance but now? I'm upset."

Damnit I know I was born in the wrong decade. If I'd been born in this one, I'd only be like 19, 20 come 2029. As it is, I'll be 46 :(
Way too old to be getting me some teenage snu-snu.

 
Desire777 2009-02-22 11:06:51 PM  
Grinding is something to worry about? What decade are we living in?

/Get a life
//And get a cause

 
P-Quin 2009-02-22 11:07:34 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: I subscribe to an RSS feed of news from twenty years in the future.

AP
February 22, 2029
Cleveland
Principal Bans Contoversial Oral Sex Practice

"Bob Smith, principal of Townsend high-school is taking a stand. He has banned the practice of "stuffing."

While girls performing oral sex on their dates while on the dance floor has been common for years the practice of "stuffing" when girls compete to see how many penises they can get in their mouth at one time has raised a lot of eyebrows amongst parents and educators.

While Smith's move is popular with teachers and parents the students at Townsend High School take a different view.

"I've had three cocks in my mouth before and I was really hoping to try for four at the Spring Dance but now? I'm upset."

That's brilliant!

Plus, this means that skinny guys will get some action at the dances for a change. I mean, otherwise, if a girl's going to "try for four", how can more than just a couple of guys get their junk near her face at the same time? Like birds carrying a coconut, "it's not a matter of where (she) grips it...".

 
MindStalker 2009-02-22 11:08:40 PM  
Nowhereman: Not sure how this is gonna work, some farkers will agree with the no dirty dancing ban, yet the same people think its ok for minors to take nude pics of themselves and send them to adults.

No, we just don't think said minors should be put in adult prison for it.

 
mreuther 2009-02-22 11:09:11 PM  
It's a shame. They could have had the times of their lives.

 
mikefinch 2009-02-22 11:09:33 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: I subscribe to an RSS feed of news from twenty years in the future.

This was on the wires today:


AP
February 22, 2029
Cleveland
Principal Bans Contoversial Oral Sex Practice

"Bob Smith, principal of Townsend high-school is taking a stand. He has banned the practice of "stuffing."

While girls performing oral sex on their dates while on the dance floor has been common for years the practice of "stuffing" when girls compete to see how many penises they can get in their mouth at one time has raised a lot of eyebrows amongst parents and educators.

"We had two girls leave the last dance with dislocated jaws last month," said Smith. "And one girl almost choked to death when three of the five boys ejaculated at the same time."

While Smith's move is popular with teachers and parents the students at Townsend High School take a different view.

Amanda Bright, a junior, sees nothing wrong with the practice.

"Look, it's not like anybody is doing anything they don't want to do. It's fun, we're just having a good time. I've had three cocks in my mouth before and I was really hoping to try for four at the Spring Dance but now? I'm upset."

For a moment or two you had me - i didnt catch the date...

That being said - when i was in highschool grinding happened. Hell at our version of prom one of my friends got caught farking in the penalty box. (i kid you not).

I dont see a problem with asking minors not to directly imitate sex in public.

 
iamscotto 2009-02-22 11:11:31 PM  
So much win, Oh_Enough_Already. Lots and lots of win.

 
phygz [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 11:13:45 PM  
rancidPlasma: He reports that parents overwhelmingly favor the rules, including the ban on dirty dancing
.....


Motherarkers apparently forgot how they got their first woodies I guess.

I didn't need to simulate sex to get my first woody. Boobies are everywhere, and I started keeping track in grade school. As far as a school dance goes, all it took was a girl to touch me.

 
Any Pie Left 2009-02-22 11:15:53 PM  
A lot of the grinding is enabled by the songs on the playlist. Pick less grindable songs, you get less opportunity. If you are going to play Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On", you're asking for it. That is the national anthem of sex songs, IMO.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-02-22 11:20:10 PM  
Any Pie Left: A lot of the grinding is enabled by the songs on the playlist. Pick less grindable songs, you get less opportunity. If you are going to play Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On", you're asking for it. That is the national anthem of sex songs, IMO.

Really?

That would be some awful slo-mo grinding wouldn't it?

Hand sanding vs. an DeWalt angle grinder.

Actually more like a Bosch Hammer Drill, rpm wise.

Methinks it's up tempo hip hop that gets the bootie(s) a shaking these days.

I really don't know what horny teens dance to, I always watch the vids with the sound turned off.

/ "the national anthem of sex" was brilliant.

 
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Pyr0 2009-02-22 11:35:35 PM  
this is how babby is formed.

 
overlord 2009-02-22 11:36:47 PM  
duskglow2000: Doesn't that guy look like "studman69" of sharp knees fame?

Actually, I think he looks more like "has to be to the gym in 26 minutes" guy.

www.wtam.comsas.localguides.com

 
Smackledorfer 2009-02-22 11:40:07 PM  
Tess Tickles: I am far from being a prude, just look at my moniker. But this grinding stuff is just ridiculous. I expect the guys to like it, but these girls need to get a little self respect. Jeebus, get a room.


I'm sorry, but women enjoy sex and sexual behavior every bit as much as guys. If you don't, there is something wrong with you.

That out of the way, I fully support a school not wanting kids dry humping each other at a school sponsored dance. The school should have a right to draw the line where they want, and if the parents support grinding then I'm sure they can become a little active and get it fixed. If the parents don't support grinding, then all the more reason for the school not to be letting kids do something their parents don't want them to.

 
iollow 2009-02-22 11:42:50 PM  
When I went to dances starting around 14, we grinded, made out, and grabbed ass right there on the floor, in front of everyone. Every slow dance was a 100% full body press.

Can't imagine not being able to do that.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-02-22 11:43:04 PM  
Smackledorfer: Tess Tickles: I am far from being a prude, just look at my moniker. But this grinding stuff is just ridiculous. I expect the guys to like it, but these girls need to get a little self respect. Jeebus, get a room.


I'm sorry, but women enjoy sex and sexual behavior every bit as much as guys. If you don't, there is something wrong with you.

That out of the way, I fully support a school not wanting kids dry humping each other at a school sponsored dance. The school should have a right to draw the line where they want, and if the parents support grinding then I'm sure they can become a little active and get it fixed. If the parents don't support grinding, then all the more reason for the school not to be letting kids do something their parents don't want them to.

What confuses me is that if you filmed said event you could/would face "child pornography" charges for filming a "sexual performance featuring a child."

Same goes for many cheer-leading events and adult males HAVE BEEN ARESTED for filming them.

Why then, if it's illegal to commit aid acts to film is it not illegal, in turn, for the teens to engage in them???

 
octopied 2009-02-22 11:46:54 PM  
its a school dance, not night out at Hooters. I don't see why people can't go 10 minutes without acting out their sexual (or near sexual) impulses.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-02-22 11:50:02 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: What confuses me is that if you filmed said event you could/would face "child pornography" charges for filming a "sexual performance featuring a child."

Same goes for many cheer-leading events and adult males HAVE BEEN ARESTED for filming them.

Why then, if it's illegal to commit aid acts to film is it not illegal, in turn, for the teens to engage in them???

If I know my law and order episodes, pornography is defined with intent in mind. It would then be illegal for 2 kids to grind for the purposes of getting an adult horny, but not illegal for them to grind without the intent of getting the adults horny.

I guess.

Because it can be kiddie porn when its a 3 year old in his underwear.

Otoh, I've seen some pretty young-looking whores in the movies and they are clearly positioned in the films to turn me on.

I guess I'll fall back on this: there are enough reasonable people who don't think that everything a teenager does should be chalked up as kiddie porn.

Now, if we can only get the public to understand that pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent kids and not teenagers, then maybe we can start getting all these laws to make sense.

 
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