This makes my heart sad. :(

Gee, maybe they shouldn't have tanked the economy right before having to go get jobs in the private sector....

Poor babies...

Carlos M. Gutierrez, Mr. Bush's commerce secretary. Previously chief executive of cereal maker Kellogg Co., he hopes to run a company again because "I have a lot of energy."

If "I have a lot of energy" gets you a job...

I'm hunting you for sport.

Clearly it's because they're lazy and don't want to work.

Weaver95: Gee, maybe they shouldn't have tanked the economy right before having to go get jobs in the private sector....

LOL. +1 Would read again.

Procedural Texture: Clearly it's because they're lazy and don't want to work.

*golfclap*

Came here for the Simpsons bully "haha" guy...

Procedural Texture: Clearly it's because they're lazy and don't want to work.farking welfare queens, i tell ya.

apparently a degree from liberty university isn't as respected in the private sector as it was in the bush white house.

resumes full of legalizing torture and lying about weapons of mass destruction aren't hot commodities in the private sector

No, it's not that. There are plenty of jobs for people who would torture their own mother to make a buck. But who wants a lobbyist without influence, an executive without connections to powerful people? Especially in this economy.

Fortunately, there's all those $50/hour jobs picking lettuce in Yuma, Arizona that John McCain told us Americans couldn't do.

They could always join up! A lotta kids from Real America join the Service when they can't find an option at home. They could give a little something back to the Nation and make a living doing it!

baka-san: If "I have a lot of energy" gets you a job...

"I have brilliant personality!" works better.

Damn, they did everything they could possibly do to give big businesses the advantages with policies, tax breaks and cuts and this is how the private sector treats them?

After JFK, the votes didn't really count. Secret societies suck.

They should go for some of the jobs Dick Cheney told me about. Millions of Americans have found employment through buying and selling on Ebay.

Tax cheats can find ready work in the Obama administration.

NYZooMan: Tax cheats can find ready work in the Obama administration.

Stale troll is stale.

NYZooMan

Your glass house. I can see you in it.

Tell Alberto Gonzales I have some gardening work I need done.

NYZooMan: Tax cheats can find ready work in the Obama administration.

Former Bush administration employees should be grateful that Obama's stimulus plan will increase their unemployment benefits.

/And yes, you really need new material.

Paulson teaching at SAIS? Is his class going to be called "For the Love of God, Don't Handle a Crisis Like Me 101"?

jbeatty: Came here for the Simpsons bully "haha" guy...

Nelson. His name is Nelson.

And.
This small instance of justice is enough to keep me going another 4 years.

They could always find jobs in prison..

/not trolling
//just saying

NYZooMan: Tax cheats can find ready work in the Obama administration.

Or they can run for Vice President.

Lots of WIN in this thread

Unlike here...

dave2198: NYZooMan: Tax cheats can find ready work in the Obama administration.

Or they can run for Vice President.

Owned.

Wow, I guess graduating from Jerry Falwell U. isn't useful in the real world, who would have thought?

Procedural Texture: Clearly it's because they're lazy and don't want to work.

Win.

PLEASE REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING FOR THE NEXT THIRTY OR SO YEARS!!!

Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld worked in the Nixon administration. Admiral John Poindexter traded arms for hostages during the Reagan administration.

30 years later they worked in the Bush administration.

Never forget the John Yoo's and the Alberto Gonzales' of the Bush administration and, thirty years from now, DO NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE WHO EMBRACES THEM AND THEIR IDEAS!!!

Remember, 30 years from now, you were warned.

Apparently Bush had an administration full of whiners.

NYZooMan: Tax cheats can find ready work in the Obama administration.

Or even be Governor of Alaska

Lazy welfare queens. They should get a job and stop complaining.

TheShavingofOccam123: PLEASE REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING FOR THE NEXT THIRTY OR SO YEARS!!!


Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld worked in the Nixon administration. Admiral John Poindexter traded arms for hostages during the Reagan administration.

30 years later they worked in the Bush administration.

Never forget the John Yoo's and the Alberto Gonzales' of the Bush administration and, thirty years from now, DO NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE WHO EMBRACES THEM AND THEIR IDEAS!!!

Remember, 30 years from now, you were warned.

Duly noted. Memorizing for posterity....

Weaver95: Gee, maybe they shouldn't have tanked the economy right before having to go get jobs in the private sector....

Seems to me that Bush 41 had the same thing happen at the end of his first and final term. I seriously doubt that Presidents intentionally tank an economy. Hell, if it wasn't for the occasional recession, the poverty level would be at 500,000 dollars a year, and a loaf of bread would cost 10,000 dollars.

They can always sign up for the military and head over to Afghanistan.

thomps: apparently a degree from liberty university isn't as respected in the private sector as it was in the bush white house.

THIS.

flannelled fool: Weaver95: Gee, maybe they shouldn't have tanked the economy right before having to go get jobs in the private sector....

Seems to me that Bush 41 had the same thing happen at the end of his first and final term. I seriously doubt that Presidents intentionally tank an economy. Hell, if it wasn't for the occasional recession, the poverty level would be at 500,000 dollars a year, and a loaf of bread would cost 10,000 dollars.

Not intentionally... *ineptly*.

I wonder if David Addington found a suitable position with the FSB or VEVAK. I'm sure they could use him at DEMIAP in the Congo.

/bastard
//double bastard
///traitor

That's okay. They stole enough over the past 8 years to get them by.

/forever
//suck it taxpayer!

John Yoo should be disbarred for telling those vicious morons they could crush children's testicles.

milk_plus: John Yoo should be disbarred for telling those vicious morons they could crush children's have his testicles crushed.

May require tweezers and magnifying glass.

World's smallest violin alert: apparently resumes full of legalizing torture and lying about weapons of mass destruction aren't hot commodities in the private sector

Huh? Are the Clintons having a hard time finding work? Hell I thought Hillary was appointed to the SS? (Secretary of State).

Henry Paulson is teaching?

That's like going to Hitler for art lessons.

/Godwins are recession proof, biatches.

TheShavingofOccam123: Remember, 30 years from now, you were warned.



i painted that already.

/sorry, i've been watching heroes on netflix.

Only two of my former colleagues have found jobs. It's tough out there right now.

TheShavingofOccam123: PLEASE REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING FOR THE NEXT THIRTY OR SO YEARS!!!


Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld worked in the Nixon administration. Admiral John Poindexter traded arms for hostages during the Reagan administration.

30 years later they worked in the Bush administration.

Never forget the John Yoo's and the Alberto Gonzales' of the Bush administration and, thirty years from now, DO NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE WHO EMBRACES THEM AND THEIR IDEAS!!!

Remember, 30 years from now, you were warned.

That name seems somewhat familiar, but I don't recall.

It's kind of sad how America turns it's backs on our heroes. May it be the 19 year old suffering from 3rd degree burns caused by an IED durring his 3rd or 4th stop loss, to the brave Defence Analyst that courageously falcified the information necessary to manipulate even the doviest of doves into authorizing force against two soverign nations.

When you wake up in the morning, and you feel the warm sunlight beat upon yourface, take a moment to thank Mr. Cheney. For it was nothing more than his tempered resolve that prevented him from ordering us to be swooped up enmasse, detained and eventually executed.

/ goodspeed good prince, you've done your job. You deserve to rest.

Procedural Texture: Clearly it's because they're lazy and don't want to work shiftless.

The Dems in congress that voted for and supported this stuff, better hope they keep thier gigs.