pissy about someone taking the spotlight away from him

HappyHarryHardOn: pissy about someone taking the spotlight away from him

For your enjoyment, my only Billy Corgan headline.

No surprise, he was top seeded in the competition.

I think this was on Failblog once.

What's the record for shortest article to make Fark's main page?

//approoves...

waiting4godot: What's the record for shortest article to make Fark's main page?

Probably one of the single letter accidental articles.

As opposed to melons that do the smashing: NSFW (new window)

I'm black Gallagher, biatch!

ms9vy: I'm black Gallagher, biatch!


Dammit, beat me to it!

*shakes tiny fist*

I got warrants!

Excederin headache #283-B.

12.fl.oz.: Does there have to be a record for some of this shiat? We can all probably think of something that we could break a record for just because nobody has thought of doing it yet.

Hey look. I have just made the world recorld for stuffing grapes in my pisshole.

make sure you buy seedless and take pictures...lots and lots of pictures

You know... I feel like I could do this...

Probabaly not the first time Gallagher has heard that phrase.

Suck it Perry Gallagher?

"Perry Gallagher" is a good NSFW GIS for the interested.

truveo.com has some videos of it. Pretty Ridiculous. NSFW material scattered around this site.

John Buck 41: Probabaly not the first time Gallagher has heard that phrase.

'Probabaly'? Dayum....

Was it this guy? (new window)

Why?

Wasting food is so awesome and commendable!

Came here for a meaningful Gallagher picture and left disappointed.

waiting4godot -

The record belongs to CNN. The headline, in fact the entire article, consisted of the following:

S

if you decide to look it up on the 'Fark headline search' at the top of the page, note that it has the Dumbass tag.

/can't post the link due to the not-too-Java-friendly nature of the PS3 web browser
//manual HTML is not a whole lot of fun, especially when combined with an on-screen keyboard
///and no ability to copy/paste

Is there any particular reason WHY someone would want this record? Besides abject stupidity.

King Something: S

Now with link-tastic goodness.

/S

oh hai gize

thereadlines: Suck it Perry Gallagher?

"Perry Gallagher" is a good NSFW GIS for the interested.

this is relevant to my interests.

Also, I bet I can spit my seed further.

gallagher was the shiznit, don't let me catch you talkin smack about him again.. you have been warned O.o

I was on stage with Gallagher. Got to use the Sledge-o-matic, also got cake sledged into my mouth with it after a particularly hard drop he did on a huge chocolate cake.

Mustard, mayo, and ketchup were on my jacket by the end as well.

Great fun.