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(Some Guy) Amusing A sleeping bag that looks like a bear might seem like a great idea, unless a bear tries to mate with you. Or as furries would call it, "dying and going to heaven"   (weirduniverse.net) divider line 248
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 05:36:13 PM  
When furries are doing their yiffing or whatever it is, do they wear grounding straps? I'd think they would generate a fair amount of static.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2009-02-22 06:21:43 PM  
Godless humping machines.

 
whodigsben 2009-02-22 06:22:48 PM  
If a furry ever asks you to watch "BJ and the Bear," it ain't the old TV show from the 70s. Just a quick heads-up.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-22 06:23:48 PM  
WTF would anyone want a sleeping bag that looks like a bear? Next on America's Hot New Fashion The Brown and White deer hunting suit, complete with bushy white tail...

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-02-22 06:23:52 PM  
Where is bloodywilliam?

/I think that was his name
//you know the accidental furries thread?

 
skinink 2009-02-22 06:24:02 PM  
A few more pics of the bag here. At least they aren't making sleeping bags from the hides of the San Francisco Bear.


www.likecool.com


 
pugsleythegreat 2009-02-22 06:25:06 PM  
I want that. I want a bear sleeping bag. terribly.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:25:15 PM  
"Let's be honest, you don't come out here to hunt, do you?"

 
OniNeko 2009-02-22 06:25:44 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: When furries are doing their yiffing or whatever it is, do they wear grounding straps? I'd think they would generate a fair amount of static.

That's a pretty good question.

And I think they still call it "f*cking".

th04.deviantart.com

Yiffy

chubbychimp.files.wordpress.com

Furry

 
satanicsantoku 2009-02-22 06:27:48 PM  
*shudder*

 
NYZooMan 2009-02-22 06:28:26 PM  
I'm guessing that this isn't going to get used on a lot of back country trips.

More like Aspen pajama parties.

 
RanDomino 2009-02-22 06:29:11 PM  
quick, call Raped-By-Bears Man

 
aaronx [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:31:17 PM  
Wouldn't that be:

"Going to Heaven and dying?"

For a furry, anyway.

 
The Dogs of War 2009-02-22 06:34:36 PM  
i40.tinypic.com

sir, do you need any help??

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:34:39 PM  
This thread can't possibly end well. Hold on while I grab some popcorn.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:35:05 PM  
i23.photobucket.com

 
GungFu 2009-02-22 06:35:06 PM  
emarketingmag.com

does not approve

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:35:23 PM  
img24.imageshack.us

 
SpaceLord 2009-02-22 06:35:42 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com

/bearlinked

 
Prank Call of Cthulhu [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:35:46 PM  
Is this guy selling it?


daveandthomas.net
/Eeek! A bear!

 
Sumdumfarkr 2009-02-22 06:36:12 PM  
Whoops! NSFW Thread! Ew. Ew. Ew.
Quick, where's the eyebleach!

 
twotowner 2009-02-22 06:36:15 PM  
Anybody see that Spike TV show "1000 ways to die"? Had a guy on there that was high out of his mind on shrooms out in the woods, found a group of furries doing their furpile thing and tried to join in. Not having any success, he looks over and sees what he thinks is a bear furry by itself and tries to hit on it. Problem is it is a real bear which promptly mauls him to death. Hilarious.:)

 
Royale With Cheese 2009-02-22 06:36:49 PM  
We must be in a bear market.

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:37:06 PM  
Surviving a grizzly bear attack (WARNING: partial nudity, mature themes)

 
whodigsben 2009-02-22 06:37:41 PM  
But why has the past few weeks been "Sexing the Bear" Week on my internets?

THIS for example.

 
dlime16 2009-02-22 06:37:43 PM  
is this the thread where we watch people get banned?

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-22 06:38:13 PM  
OniNeko: Tr0mBoNe: When furries are doing their yiffing or whatever it is, do they wear grounding straps? I'd think they would generate a fair amount of static.

That's a pretty good question.

And I think they still call it "f*cking".

Yiffy

Furry


Ummm WTF? Do people actually do that crap? Or is it a joke...kind of afraid to try a GIS

 
Fursecution 2009-02-22 06:38:41 PM  
www.unl.edu

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:39:00 PM  
Mentat: This thread can't possibly end well. Hold on while I grab some popcorn.

Too late!

 
uPTheme 2009-02-22 06:39:14 PM  
Shake that bear!

 
toppgun 2009-02-22 06:39:31 PM  
NYZooMan: I'm guessing that this isn't going to get used on a lot of back country trips.

More like Aspen pajama parties.


after that bear does its thing, even the prison biatch will ask you how your Aspen.

//thank you, I'll be here all week
//lives in Aspen and wishes we had these pj parties. Some of the best nights of my life have been in sleeping bags

 
Saulsa 2009-02-22 06:39:51 PM  
Time to roll out the Chip and Dale Dancers.

www.tommcmahon.net

 
MisterLoki 2009-02-22 06:41:58 PM  
zareste.com

 
Byno 2009-02-22 06:42:31 PM  
[Summon H for Heretic]

Sad: I've barely posted of late, and it takes a furrie thread to ignite my interest. But, as Raptor Jesus sayeth, hate the furrie, love the furrie thread.

 
mephisto6 2009-02-22 06:42:40 PM  
Wheres the chik w the
messy room who rabidly
defends furries in these
things? /using fone sorry
//killing time before pool
tourney

 
Wobambo 2009-02-22 06:44:00 PM  
I had a dream sometime ago which was like that scene in Being John Malkovich, only everyone was in furry suits. I'm not sure which was creepier.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:44:16 PM  
Proud2B_American: Ummm WTF? Do people actually do that crap? Or is it a joke...kind of afraid to try a GIS

FYI, furries have their own wiki... be afraid and click at your own risk. Yiff (new window)

brb, running to the eyebleach station.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-22 06:44:29 PM  
Yeah, well as soon as the furries come out, all the raging 4chan'ers bring out the Warhammer 40K photoshops proclaiming the thread impure.

Damn these threads are ALWAYS on a Sunday too.

 
Banacek 2009-02-22 06:45:01 PM  
Proud2B_American: OniNeko: Tr0mBoNe: When furries are doing their yiffing or whatever it is, do they wear grounding straps? I'd think they would generate a fair amount of static.

That's a pretty good question.

And I think they still call it "f*cking".

Yiffy

Furry

Ummm WTF? Do people actually do that crap? Or is it a joke...kind of afraid to try a GIS


For the love of God, DO NOT GIS! You are better off not knowing.

 
nuclear_asshat 2009-02-22 06:45:19 PM  
Came here for the Christian Furry Pics. Disappointed....

But this farked up shiat (new window) will have to suffice

Safe for Work. Not safe for your sanity.

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:45:28 PM  
nothinghappens.net

 
whodigsben 2009-02-22 06:46:53 PM  
BTW, if you're free next month, come to Atlanta!

Furry Weekend (new window)

Yeek

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-22 06:47:06 PM  
Furries and peacocks are cross breeding now?

 
kiyote 2009-02-22 06:47:18 PM  
This would be perfect for camping, actually, because if a real bear came along to eat you, he'd be all "Damn, some other bear beat me to it!"

 
Prank Call of Cthulhu [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:47:53 PM  
The only thing more objectionable than a furry is a plushie.

 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo 2009-02-22 06:47:56 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCi-OUHwaY0

 
Byno 2009-02-22 06:48:22 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Came here for the Christian Furry Pics. Disappointed....

But this farked up shiat (new window) will have to suffice

Safe for Work. Not safe for your sanity.


Don't give up so quickly:

www.toonapalooza.net

 
YixilTesiphon 2009-02-22 06:49:01 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Came here for the Christian Furry Pics. Disappointed....

But this farked up shiat (new window) will have to suffice

Safe for Work. Not safe for your sanity.


Whoever commented "JESUS CHRIST IS A LION, GET IN THE CAR!" is a hero.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 06:49:32 PM  
img54.imageshack.us

The lulz are strong in this sub-culture.

 
Byno 2009-02-22 06:50:15 PM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: The only thing more objectionable than a furry is a plushie.

For a second, and just one, I was worried about mod interference, but then I remembered I've already been blackballed from getting threads greenlit, so fark it:

img.photobucket.com

 
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