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(UPI) Asinine Japanese hospital apologizes for implanting wrong fertilized egg in patient, hopes she'll get ova it   (upi.com) divider line 45
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 04:33:33 PM  
That is an eggcellence yolk.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 04:53:54 PM  
Looks like that mistake has caused quite an embryoglio

 
DeadZone 2009-02-22 05:47:43 PM  
I hate it when they get the records scrambled like that.

 
Insomnambulant 2009-02-22 05:49:45 PM  
We so sorry. No mean to do that.

 
E5bie 2009-02-22 05:50:33 PM  
So who got HER egg?

 
Mr Miracle 2009-02-22 05:50:33 PM  
plus 2 baby

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 05:51:13 PM  
Someone's going to fall on their sword for this.

 
FreakPuppet 2009-02-22 05:57:33 PM  
Mugato: Someone's going to fall on their sword for this.

www.michaelhitchcock.com

There is no shame in that

/linked hotter than Summer Glau

 
the_chief 2009-02-22 06:00:56 PM  
So solly!

 
SUBscarlet_begoniasLIME 2009-02-22 06:03:36 PM  
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they could have given her a free decorative japanese egg baby

 
JamesLi 2009-02-22 06:04:26 PM  
the_chief: So solly!

You're doing it wrong.

 
Black plus White equals President 2009-02-22 06:06:26 PM  
www.rootsweb.ancestry.com

 
whodigsben 2009-02-22 06:15:38 PM  
No fetus can beat us!

 
Vern the Worm 2009-02-22 06:15:49 PM  
What the Fark is Robster

 
CravenMorehead 2009-02-22 06:15:59 PM  
How is babby formed?

 
radioman_ 2009-02-22 06:19:01 PM  
Her lawyer will gamete her in the lobby of the hospital. Speculum runs high she will win any lawsuit. She said, "Meiosis and my young sis both support me. Mitosis tingling with possibilities for this case." "Look who's talking," said a hospital spokeswoman.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-02-22 06:22:50 PM  
Well, the article said the doc has done over 1000 implants.

If this is the only one that went wonky then its one out of 1000 and a 99.9% success rate. Not too shabby.

/Think: glass is half FULL not half empty.

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2009-02-22 06:40:29 PM  
Bad eggplant?

I got that from a Chinese takeout once. Never went back.

 
qlenfg 2009-02-22 06:52:22 PM  
Earl Jr. ??

 
Chaim Witz 2009-02-22 06:59:23 PM  
You no ask stupid question.

 
peon36 2009-02-22 07:05:13 PM  
JamesLi: the_chief: So solly!

You're doing it wrong wong.


FTFY

 
berylman 2009-02-22 07:06:57 PM  
CravenMorehead: How is babby formed?

They need to do away instain mother who kill their babbys because these babby cant frigth back? It was on the news this mroning a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; I am truley sorry for your lots

 
princebaldric 2009-02-22 07:16:59 PM  
All their babies look the same anyway...

 
expobill 2009-02-22 07:27:19 PM  
...through their eyes!

 
alt-explode 2009-02-22 07:28:46 PM  
Subby is egging her on.

 
Funk Brothers 2009-02-22 07:30:03 PM  
At least it wasn't six and then two of them split to make eight.

 
aspAddict 2009-02-22 07:32:53 PM  
berylman: CravenMorehead: How is babby formed?

They need to do away instain mother who kill their babbys because these babby cant frigth back? It was on the news this mroning a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; I am truley sorry for your lots


English, mother Farker...do you speak it?

/Yes I get it...

 
robbiedo 2009-02-22 08:11:29 PM  
Will she even notice? They all look the same. Cue, "That's wascist."

On another note, does any culture make better teenage girls than the Japanese?

 
powerman2424 2009-02-22 08:18:14 PM  
Don't you mean "Implanted Wong fertilized egg"?

o_0

 
twune 2009-02-22 08:22:58 PM  
She should just take it easy.

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2009-02-22 08:59:29 PM  
i492.photobucket.com

I would be mad too if I had a panda embryo implanted in me.....

 
chinooker 2009-02-22 09:31:33 PM  
At least they apologized. Im not sure if we'd ever see a public apology in the states.

 
qualopec [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 09:54:52 PM  
chinooker: At least they apologized. Im not sure if we'd ever see a public apology in the states.

On the other hand, you'd see a much bigger payout to the mother. I'll take cold cash over "Sorry, my bad" any day.

 
qlenfg 2009-02-22 10:04:01 PM  
Inbred friend of mine said they decided to stop after their third child because he heard one out of every four children born in the world are Chinese.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 10:05:41 PM  
E5bie: So who got HER egg?

Well, remember how the Octomom was really only supposed to be having SEVEN kids? And they glanced in one more time and saw one more baby?

 
saintwrathchild 2009-02-22 10:06:59 PM  
Looks like the hospital just wants to make as little fuss as possible and get this situation over easy.

 
hyperspacemonkey 2009-02-22 10:51:00 PM  
fertility science is a shell game

 
krelborne 2009-02-22 11:01:24 PM  
She'll get ova it.

/came for this reference, left unsatisfied
//here's to you, Jeff, you misunderstood bastard

 
jerky on the veldt 2009-02-23 12:23:17 AM  
E5bie: So who got HER egg?

gothamist.com

Oops

 
TheyCallThisWork 2009-02-23 12:57:04 AM  
Don't you think this lady's had un oeuf?

 
MrGronk 2009-02-23 02:28:07 AM  
"Give us back our egg - it belongs to us"

/Obscure?

 
Jaq 2009-02-23 04:58:47 AM  
Wow, I totally misread that headline. I mixed it up with the one below it and thought it read "Japanese love hotel apologizes..." and I was thinking, 'well damn, woman, you let a love hotel fertilize your eggs, you should feel lucky that some mixed up genetic material is the worst you got out of that bargain.'

 
zamboni 2009-02-23 10:42:35 AM  
I see what uterus did there.

 
Prattle Assassin 2009-02-23 11:22:42 AM  
"Oh the fecundity!"

 
jmayson 2009-02-23 10:49:27 PM  
Meh. They all look alike anyway, it shouldn't be a problem.

 
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