well, no shiat, sherlock. Gods know I knew 100 times more about it, and was 100 times better at it at 40 than I did at 20.

It's only a secret if you don't listen to health professionals nor older people. Just because you look like Lindsay Lohan doesn't mean you know how to f*ck like Barbara Streisand.

It's only a secret because women over 40 aren't commonly portrayed as sexy or desirous in this country. Watch a French movie once in a while though. Catherine Deneuve and Charlotte Rampling are still considered hotties, and they are.

sloppy shoes: doesn't mean you know how to f*ck like Barbara Streisand.

Mind bleach, please.

/in my 40s

It seems to me that women who've had kids are better lovers too. I suppose once you've had a dozen strangers help you squirt out a little kid, you're not so queasy about sex.

Well, twenty-odd years of experience would certainly make you better at almost anything, including sex, plus you get over some of your more ridiculous hang-ups with time. I suspect people in general, not just women, enjoy better sex as they go from 16 to 40.

This is encouraging....

The Mrs. turns 40 in 6 years....

Isotope: This is encouraging....

The Mrs. turns 40 in 6 years....

Ditto, The Mrs. turns 40 in 19 years.

coco ebert: It's only a secret because women over 40 aren't commonly portrayed as sexy or desirous in this country. Watch a French movie once in a while though. Catherine Deneuve and Charlotte Rampling are still considered hotties, and they are.

Too depressing. It seem like every French movie is about a middle-aged ("overtired") woman losing her mind.

gross

Maybe if they did their keigel exercises once in a while...

Obvious, and one of the reasons behind my crackpot theory on how the institution of marriage could be re-jiggered:

Pair off 40 year old women with 20 year old men, for about ten years. Pair the 30 year old men with 20 year old women, for about 20 years. 50 and up can pair off with other geezers if they wish.

/48

I'd just like to say to all the 40 year old ladies that are nodding their heads in agreement with this......

How *you* doing?

Well, my missus turned forty a while back... still waiting for this thing to kick in.

I have to go to the gym now, but when I return I expect to see lots of pics of attractive 40-something women.

/don't disappoint

Isotope: This is encouraging....

The Mrs. turns 40 in 6 years....

Well, I can tell you buddy, she's definitely getting better in bed. Rowr.

i knew there was a scientific reason for the love of cougars

This must not pertain to married women.

/dnrtfa
//married

edmo: Well, my missus turned forty a while back... still waiting for this thing to kick in.

It did. Just not with you

/buh-zing

What, exactly, do you expect someone in their 40's to say about sex?

Author's name is Joanna Moorhead - Coincidence? I think not

RocketRod: sloppy shoes: doesn't mean you know how to f*ck like Barbara Streisand.

Mind bleach, please.

/in my 40s

Get in line.

Ready for the night of your lives, fellas?



Russian 40s.

Yep! Fortunately, MrS is quite durable, and sleeps on his back.

Is that when they decide to become teachers?

SharkTrager: What, exactly, do you expect someone in their 40's to say about sex?

"I put the lotion on my skin, can I get out of the well now?"

Actually, in their 40s, women feel as though they've already done their obligation to their husbands and so they can move on to other things like book clubs and chicks nights out and not having sex with anyone their husbands have met.

It is a cruel irony that just as women are entering their sexual peak, men are realizing that they have a favourite comfy chair.

It's not your age - it's what you've done with that time which counts.

/by 'what' I mean 'who'

cowgirl toffee: Ready for the night of your lives, fellas?



Russian 40s.



Yikes.

Raises hand.
Tis true.

cowgirl toffee: Ready for the night of your lives, fellas?

I hear that when all their teeth fall out is when things really heat up.



tacos813: Ditto, The Mrs. turns 40 in 19 years.

LOL. Good luck, man. =D

Nah, the ovaries don't even begin to kick the flow until at least 70. Septuagenarian grannies are insatiable sex monsters. Think of Jessica Tandy or the gal in the Hoverround commercials.

/talking out my arse

The problem with women in their 40s, is that they are women in their 40's...

AT 48, Philippa is vivacious, attractive and is having the best sex of her life. "It's quite wonderful," she says. "If you'd told me at 28 that this would be happening, I'd never have believed it."

But there's a catch. "It's great sex, but it's not with my husband. To be absolutely honest, he's the last man on the planet I'd want to have sex with."

Get a divorce, jackass. I bet her lover is a jerk, and poor, though. Gotta maintain that standard of living.

/not the Fark misogyny brigade, honest

Well....yeah, this isn't exactly new.

Women hit their sexual peak around 40.

Men hit theirs around 18.

/25
//loves to tease hubby about it after a particularly "vigorous" night. ;)

How does one get into Giggity University?

No Such Agency: AT 48, Philippa is vivacious, attractive and is having the best sex of her life. "It's quite wonderful," she says. "If you'd told me at 28 that this would be happening, I'd never have believed it."

But there's a catch. "It's great sex, but it's not with my husband. To be absolutely honest, he's the last man on the planet I'd want to have sex with."

Get a divorce, jackass. I bet her lover is a jerk, and poor, though. Gotta maintain that standard of living.

/not the Fark misogyny brigade, honest

Whores, all of them.

berylman: Nah, the ovaries don't even begin to kick the flow until at least 70. Septuagenarian grannies are insatiable sex monsters. Think of Jessica Tandy or the gal in the Hoverround commercials.

/talking out my arse

You're not entirely incorrect. Nursing homes are cesspools of STDs because they're all horny as hell and they don't need condoms because the women are menopausal. Yuck.
/time to go eyebleach myself.

I prefer the freshly divorced mid-thirties ones myself.

/theyre really hungry for it

glacierexpress:
Whores, all of them.

Nah, just her... Of course, her husband may be a total ass who deserves to be cuckolded... but only maybe.

Married 17 years, in my 40's, the sex is significantly better now. It was good before, but women really do hit their stride mid-30's, and then lookout!

Gotta stay in shape, though.

phaseolus: Obvious, and one of the reasons behind my crackpot theory on how the institution of marriage could be re-jiggered:

Pair off 40 year old women with 20 year old men, for about ten years. Pair the 30 year old men with 20 year old women, for about 20 years. 50 and up can pair off with other geezers if they wish.

/48

The only problem with this theory is that the guys in their 50's are looking for trophy wives in their 20's, or at most early 30's.

I'm 37 and find women in their 40s very attractive. As long as they don't still have the throwback 70s bush..

edmo: Well, my missus turned forty a while back... still waiting for this thing to kick in.

Go back and RTFA again. It's kicked in... just not with you.

I'm a late 30s swinger, and women in their 40s are usually more fun in bed than younger women. There are fewer head games and more willingness to try adventurous things.

Paging Idbecrazyif...back me up.

To bad it isnt as good for the men who are with those women. By 30 or so, nevermind 40, womens bodies get all sloppy, fat, and droopy. Nothing kills a boner for me like cellulite on the back of the legs or droopy tits.

How is it that shiat like this "It's great sex, but it's not with my husband. To be absolutely honest, he's the last man on the planet I'd want to have sex with" not only gets a societal/journalistic nod and a wink as is part of the lead in to this article but any such statement from a man would merit scores of derision, scorn, shame, etc?

In the least it certainly wouldn't be the second freaking paragraph.

Is this what "feminism" has wrought?

Rather then try and "reform" men women just do all the shiat that they hate men doing but consider themselves "entitled" to do it while -at the same time - still hating men for doing it?

WTF . . .?

Someone tell this to my girlfriend. Please? Maybe then she'll get a damned sex drive.