If only there was some specialized police unit that could be called out to rescue him

Police Squad?

...Swat Valley Taliban commander Maulana Fazlullah was heard in a radio broadcast downplaying the cease-fire deal, CNN said. In the broadcast, Fazlullah reportedly said militants will continue their fight to impose Islamic law, or Shariah, in the region.

I am shocked, simply SHOCKED that the Taliban could not be trusted.

Well, if this is what it finally takes for Pakistani authorities to realize what a massive mistake this whole "cease-fire" deal is, then some good may come out of it yet.

/nice one, subby

Team "Little Boy" and "Fat Man"?

Don't send Mark Shera! He's too dreamy!

PokeyMon: Team "Little Boy" and "Fat Man"?

Good Idea.....

On the job. Fark yeah!

First good laugh of the day. +1 submitter.

/Honestly what I thought of when I read the headline

NORML? (new window)

LEAP? (new window)

/dnrta

Those wacky Taliban. The Pakistanis should rename it to "Naughty Valley".

"He is our guest. We have to discuss some issues with him. We will serve him with tea and then free him."

and make him an offer he can't refuse.

colatf: Those wacky Taliban. The Pakistanis should rename it to "Naughty Valley".

You should GIS that.
/safe search always off

WFern: ...Swat Valley Taliban commander Maulana Fazlullah was heard in a radio broadcast downplaying the cease-fire deal, CNN said. In the broadcast, Fazlullah reportedly said militants will continue their fight to impose Islamic law, or Shariah, in the region.

I am shocked, simply SHOCKED that the Taliban could not be trusted.

THIS

thelordofcheese: colatf: Those wacky Taliban. The Pakistanis should rename it to "Naughty Valley".

You should GIS that.
/safe search always off

Thus I entered a world of wonderment. Did you know that "Welcome to The Valley" is up to #6 already? It's full of naughty valley girls, if anybody's interested. Naughty valley fathers, I would presume.

I rather enjoyed the remake.


/s.w.a.t. hotness.
//"tell daddy how ya like it".
///mmm-hmm.

So, with Babe Ruth gone, who's the sultan now?

Call in the O.S.I.

Heh, nice

Fark-the-Fnord: /Honestly what I thought of when I read the headline

Me too. Good work.

/Twat valley misread would have also been acceptable.

I spent some time in the Swat valley in Pakistan. It's beautiful.

"in the former northwestern Pakistan tourist region, now home to an anti-Islamabad militant insurgency. "

Another beautiful place ruined. Crap.

Wat?

I don't think appeasing the Talabin is going well.

Fark their truce, we need to send a few aquadrons of B52s to level the region. And tell jerkistan they are next if they complain. Deals with terrorists do not have to be recognized by us.

There is one, but they're too busy murdering dogs and raiding wrong addresses.

[Obvious] Terrorists are not trustworthy. Film at 11

Many pakistan criminals outgun the cops.