Encyclopedia Brown In The Crack House

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling kid!

I always figured that Bugs Meany was up to no good with all those Hustler magazines.

The Tigers' clubhouse had all the best porn.

That never happened to Encyclopedia Brown

Encyclopedia Brown was never called an asshole.

That was a disappointing article...for pedo bear

you mean someone else read those who was not my 10 year old nerdy self??!!?

/reminded again why he loves fark

Yeah, when I was a boy I had a radar for porn built in. It was amazing. Except that sometimes the porn was "real people" and I'd get in trouble for "undressing them with my eyes".


And masturbating.

Subby doesn't read enough fanfic. I bet it's out there somewhere.

That never happened to Encyclopedia Brown

Yes, but Japan...

"Sleuth" isn't used enough these days.

The kid probably followed the guy in hopes of getting the new release of "Tentacle Geisha vol. 13", but when the dude told him to scram the kid called the cops.

diadelsuerte: you mean someone else read those who was not my 10 year old nerdy self??!!?

/reminded again why he loves fark

Fear not: Encyclopedia Brown is not really very obscure.

One truth Prevails...

DNRTA - So what did he do? Follow a trail of something to the perpetrator?

If only you could find porn on the internet ...

/wait ...what?

Approves

Came for Detective Conan. Satisfied, I'm leaving.

unavailable for comment.

/hotlinked

So all it takes to be a sleuth is to follow someone? Wow.

HighOnCraic: That never happened to Encyclopedia Brown

Encyclopedia Brown was never called an asshole.

Well, the girls would turn the color Of an avacado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado. He was only 4'3", girls could not resist his stare.

"We thanked the boy for reporting it," the spokesman said, adding that the police were thinking about giving him an award.

Cop: Here ya go kid (sliding one of the DVDs to him)

Boy was quoted as saying: "I have such a rageing clue right now".

diadelsuerte: you mean someone else read those who was not my 10 year old nerdy self??!!?

/reminded again why he loves fark

I used to read it all the time when I was in elementary school. Best part was figuring it out, then going to the back of the book, turning the page upside down and finding out you were right.

/Feeling left out

The 'boy' detective in question:



/obscure?
//probably not

diadelsuerte: you mean someone else read those who was not my 10 year old nerdy self??!!?

I've always thought it had some sort of cult following.

/read them as a kid

I know that little boy. He reminds me of my 10-year-old athletic son. Do him...sure.

No Such Agency: HighOnCraic: That never happened to Encyclopedia Brown

Encyclopedia Brown was never called an asshole.

Well, the girls would turn the color Of an avacado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado. He was only 4'3", girls could not resist his stare.

I'm glad somebody got that.

/Repo Man soundtrack for the win!

snake_beater: diadelsuerte: you mean someone else read those who was not my 10 year old nerdy self??!!?

I've always thought it had some sort of cult following.

/read them as a kid

Him and Danny Dunn.

I came for the Detective Conan reference, and left satisfied.

eddyatwork: I always figured that Bugs Meany was up to no good with all those Hustler magazines.

More like Tugs Peenie.

Police immediately arrested 28-year-old Ryo Ishigaki for allegedly stealing a box of pornographic DVDs worth 70,000 yen, police said.


70 000 Japanese yen = 750.89 U.S. dollars.

If you're paying for porn DVDs, it must be really good porn. $750, it must be custom-made porn, perhaps.

tonesskin: I know that little boy. He reminds me of my 10-year-old athletic son. Do him...sure.

Not catching on, is it?

berylman: Boy was quoted as saying: "I have sruch a rlageing clrue rlight now".

FTFY (yeah yeah, it's difficult to read, but you all know the joke...)

Or a box with 75 copies of Dirty Underwear Tentacle Monster #4.

Encycropedia Blouwn?

Glitchwerks: tonesskin: I know that little boy. He reminds me of my 10-year-old athletic son. Do him...sure.

Not catching on, is it?

You got me! You are so cute with your stalking!

Insult Comic Bishounen: I came for the Detective Conan reference, and left satisfied.

Concur.

Link (new window)

What do you mean, Subby? You never read The Case of the Wandering Wank Mags?

Reading Detective Conan, getting a kick, etc.

Bart: What are you reading?
Homer: The Hardee Boys and The Smugglers of Pirates Cove
Bart: Yeah, they're all about smugglers
Homer: Not this one, it's about pirates.

Approve?



/hot as the toon.
//*golf clap* for Subby.

skinink: Japanese Police have released a picture of the porn thief:

That dude must have caught a nasty std from one of those pixelated japanese va-jay-jays.

Well, we'll have to let Ryu go. He's got a great alibi, saying he was on commuter train at the time of the robbery.

"Not so fast," said Encycropedia Brown-san. "He's covered in evidence. He just doesn't know it."

Why was Encycropedia Brown-san so sure? Turn to page 178

StormDawg: diadelsuerte: you mean someone else read those who was not my 10 year old nerdy self??!!?

/reminded again why he loves fark

Fear not: Encyclopedia Brown is not really very obscure.

I didn't think it was the least bit obscure, but then I made a reference to Encyclopedia Brown and none of the people I was hanging out with had a clue what I was talking about, so now I'm not so sure.

skinink: Japanese Police have released a picture of the porn thief:

His face is a vagina?

Donald_McRonald: skinink: Japanese Police have released a picture of the porn thief:

His face is a vagina?
It's why you don't go down on japanese girls, not if you don't want to catch that, dude.