Um... hot?

could be. but nobody looks good in a mugshot.

Wow, a tow truck driver left just because he was threatened with a gun? That never seems to work here in Philly. Oregon really IS more laid back.

Marcus Aurelius: Wow, a tow truck driver left just because he was threatened with a gun? That never seems to work here in Philly. Oregon really IS more laid back.

Not really, the driver is just a pussy.

Marcus Aurelius: Wow, a tow truck driver left just because he was threatened with a gun? That never seems to work here in Philly. Oregon really IS more laid back.

A drunk Russian with a gun. I'd leave too.

RabidDog: Marcus Aurelius: Wow, a tow truck driver left just because he was threatened with a gun? That never seems to work here in Philly. Oregon really IS more laid back.

A drunk Russian with a gun. I'd leave too.

You do know drunks can't hit the broad side of a barn, right?

Shyla: Um... hot?

Fark standards dontchya know.

Meatzilla: Shyla: Um... hot?

Fark standards dontchya know.

this

Rocky & Bullwinkle will get right on it.

Good god people's standards are low if THAT qualifies as hot.

So that's where my mail-order Russian wife ended up.

I guess its gotten to the point in this country where any girl under 200lbs is hot simply because they are so rare.

/that said, I'd hit it.

Soviet Russia?

"hot girl" does not mean what you think it means

Please respect and abide by the house rules:

Keep it clean, keep it civil, keep it truthful, stay on topic, be responsible, share your knowledge, and please suggest removal of comments that violate these standards..

/Bathe her and bring her to my bunk.

I would stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean

That headline made my hangover worse. BTW subby, West Linn is not Portland.

The copy of the article the link to which sent me failed to mention anything about the Soviet Union, Russia or emigration. And she isn't very hot. I have a "foreign" name and no one has ever once accused me of being from another land.

-1

oops, just reread headline.

Scorched Colon: Good god people's standards are low if THAT qualifies as hot.

She's not bad if you go for the waifish look. If she passed me on the sidewalk, I'd look twice. I'm much more baffled by the farkers who swoon over complete dogs with a big rack - see Friday's thread here.

dj245: I would stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean


I'm not following you here. Could you dumb it down a little?

The comments are gold too, must be a tiny hick town. They read like our paper. "Home sales down in area" as a topic turned into an epic thread about how illegals caused it. *shakes head*

From the comments section:

Medic:Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door

DAMM them Italians and Irish for building America,
DAmm them Chinese for creating rail from coast to coast
damm the Vienamese for showing family and anti-corporate unity
and the mexicans to willing to give up luxury to sustain a family.

As a Native-American, I might ask you to return to Britain or France. Instead, I ask for a little less PREJUDICE

drinking r0gue: go run your casino

unmoderated: could be. but nobody looks good in a mugshot.

You haven't been looking at the Smoking Gun roundups. There are some actually hot looking chicks in those once in a while.

The Fark headline definition of "hot" now seems to mean "has a pulse".

Yeah, clean her up and she'll look really good.

/Went out with a girl who looked a lot like that (about 20 years ago; shiate!). She wasn't Russian.
//Or crazy.

freelance layabout: I'm much more baffled by the farkers who swoon over complete dogs with a big rack - see Friday's thread here.

That's a man, baby.

Shyla: Um... hot?

Sharp knees guy, is that you?

russian mafia are tough people.

look out. it's the russian mafia.

/i'm still drunk from last night. sorry.

meh.... just another night here....

"Tumwater" Street

That's what you get after drinking her bathwater.

Mail order bride I guess?


"Underage Russian prostitute...you tell me"

Clean her up a littke, and I'd consider her very hot. Much hotter than most of the pictures I see on here that people fawn over due to a big rack.

/big rack looks like crap when a woman is 30+
//petite, athletic girls achieve perfection in their 30's -- and don't lose much after that either.

Wow, a tow truck driver left just because he was threatened with a gun? That never seems to work here in Philly. Oregon really IS more laid back.

That's because in Philly the tow truck driver would just whip out his own gun. They appear to go about unarmed in Oregon, for some strange reason.

Really pointless and inept Yakov Smirnov attempt with the headline, subby.

Later,

Joe

Cow farts cause global warming. Make vegitarians eat hamburgers and killthe cows. piggy poo causes global warming too. make vegetarians eat meat and kill the pigs.:)

Never ever come out of your house. Unless the cops have a warrant they can't enter your home.

Robert1966: Yeah, clean her up and she'll look really good.

/Went out with a girl who looked a lot like that (about 20 years ago; shiate!). She wasn't Russian.
//Or crazy.

You standards are astounding.

Meh. I'd rather have SC's blue shirt girl.

/not by much, though

Mr Miracle: Cow farts cause global warming. Make vegitarians eat hamburgers and killthe cows. piggy poo causes global warming too. make vegetarians eat meat and kill the pigs.:)

Babby?

my daughter just had to write it somewhere

jdemartino: Wow, a tow truck driver left just because he was threatened with a gun? That never seems to work here in Philly. Oregon really IS more laid back.

That's because in Philly the tow truck driver would just whip out his own gun. They appear to go about unarmed in Oregon, for some strange reason.

Really pointless and inept Yakov Smirnov attempt with the headline, subby.

Later,

Joe

Agreed. At least, I think that's what subby was going far. Awful headline, either way.

dj245: I would stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean

I would invade her St. Petersburgh. Gotta like a woman who's so determined to defend her man she would threaten to shoot someone, then go home to follow up on the threat by getting a gun.

On the other hand you want to be real careful if you have to end that relationship.

oh and where does BABBY come from?
my 12 year old twins are wanting to write weird things already

Drag, I can't get the link to work. Thus the thread is spared me judging this woman like a piece of meat. Like a big steak. That I may or may not wish to have sex with.

In Soviet Union, drunk girl with gun threatens YOU.

/still lame

thermoplast: Never ever come out of your house. Unless the cops have a warrant they can't enter your home.

This is incorrect.

I am shocked, SHOCKED that a Fark thread involving a woman would somehow devolve into a superficial appraisal of her appearance and/or relative temperature. What has become of the pensive, non-judgmental crowd I used to know at Fark?

/just kidding

I'd lay siege to her Leningrad. If you know what I mean.

Mr Miracle: oh and where does BABBY come from?
my 12 year old twins are wanting to write weird things already

Tell them to go ask their instain mother.

Anyway, since no one has done this yet, here's a hot Russian who would even look good in a mugshot: