Say it again, tough guy: what or GTFO?

My name is Susan not Suzran. Fark Suzran! Say it. No, say Susan for me. Yeah, thanks ... now let me sit on your face Billy.

"Break my fingers! My entire arm! It was still worth it!"

Yet another hot girl from Canada. There must be some sort well for them.

Yeah, so Chun-Li was a woman of substance and I'm a 90-pound twig. Don't let that get in the way of your fantasies.

I believe you have my stapler.

Or, since I swore this was a Photoshop thread, I believe you have my stapler.

So what if the only resemblance I have to Chun-Li is dark hair and slightly slanted eyes? I can still kick YOUR ass.

Don't taze me, biatch!

Eddie_Dean_NY: So what if the only resemblance I have to Chun-Li is dark hair and slightly slanted eyes? I can still kick YOUR ass.

It's called an epicanthic eyefold. Very common among Asian people. Even people who are 1/4 Asian have it.

"This is for signing me to another season of Smallville, you jerk!"

Sun God: It's called an epicanthic eyefold. Very common among Asian people. Even people who are 1/4 Asian have it.

Thank you, Captain Exposition.

"It must be embarassing to have your ass kicked by somebody with such insanely skinny arms."

It's hard to tell if that's a vein or the bone showing through.

Could you say that again? It sounded like you said the Leafs were a better team than the Canucks...

Sun God: It's called an epicanthic eyefold. Very common among Asian people.

It's also common on their cars:

Touch my Blackberry again and this fist goes through your skull.

Chocolate. Now.

"I told you I needed payroll done this morning!!"

i only entered this thread because i thought it said 'licking.'

Sir are you sure I can't work Monday?

"That's for using the MISC. tag instead of the CAPTION tag!"

"Why don't teachers understand that no means no!?"

This... is my boomstick!

Don't make me go chimpanzee crazy on you motherfarker, I'll rip your face off.

Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!

"My lust for Cotb knows no bounds."

/It's true.

"That's Ms. Thunderthighs to you."

Fisting. Ur doin' it wrong.

"I told you, I only want HoboSong"

Go ahead and make that gong sound ONE MORE TIME! Try it, I dare ya'

"Now in about two minutes Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell are going to come in and you're going to stand and DELIVER, know what I'm saying? DO YOU?!?"

"...and you will know that my name is the Lord..."

"The distance from your hand to my boobs is the same distance as my fist from your brain. Are you sure you want to go for them?"

"I told you, a spanking cost $500, now give me my farking money punk!"

She's Canadian, therefore the only proper caption would be...

"Rowsdower!

"I told you not to say a word to Scotty!"

I don't care what you meant when you said "I'd hit it". I always hit back, with an arm bar for good measure!

Now, smell the fist.

No, make ME a sammich!

"NO! I'm going to shack up with Unchellmatt and have wild monkey sex for the next ten years, and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise!"

hey... a man can dream, can't he?

Street Fighter movie. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

I said..... I want Saturday OFF!

Really? That's it? cuz this is how I do foreplay...

"No I am NOT Katie Holmes. You think some frail little scientology biatch can do this!?!?"

"And I held the gun like this. Are you listening? Hello?"

Fist in the ear or fist in the rear? Good choice biatch!!!

No! you get back in the kitchen!