Oh, mighty Isis.

+1 subby.

Scotland, one of the greatest places on Earth! Long live Scotland! Bless you all.

+2 subby

/scoring counts

Nice one, subby.

Sir Loin of Beef would like to offer his congratulations.

/Obscure?

Awesome headline, subby.

Nice.

Cirrhosis thread!
Can we get a lolliver that says "I can haz booze?"

'Misuse'??? BAA!

/pours another
//still a few hours till daylight

Who the fark is Sir Osis, I'm way to drunk, and my liver hurts like hell, to even...... (excuse me while I puke up 15 of these farking cheap ass non blended buck and a half scotch and sodas) to tell you that not only have I not read, I don't even have clue as to WTF this post (fark my head hurts) this post is about. (I hope that wasn't my shoe I just pissed in) Huh, what... fark you I'm posting to fark.. what the fark go to bed... I'll STFU when i'm damn well ready. Huh, well eat me you pus

It is estimated nearly 50m litres of pure alcohol, equivalent to 11.8 litres per person over 16, was consumed by Scots in 2007 -

Also, 50 million liters (I insist on that spelling) of pure ethanol would be quite a sight to see. Twenty Olympic size pools worth of sweet, sweet C2H5OH... the thought of it brings a tear to a hobo's eye.

Well done Subby....well done indeed.

Outshined_One: Sir Loin of Beef would like to offer his congratulations.

/Obscure?

Not likely.

Damn you PacMan

Dagless: The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option; it was that or one of there B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but... this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain't never going back... not never.
Sanchez: My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's quite nice.
Dagless: Well she's wrong.

I'll drink to that!

PacManDreaming: Outshined_One: Sir Loin of Beef would like to offer his congratulations.

/Obscure?

Not likely.

ARISE!

//Earl Of Cloves
////Duke Of Brittingham
////Baron Of Munchausen
//Essence Of Myrrh
//Milk Of Magnesia
//Water Of Thames

It's always cirrhosis.

As interesting as tfa was, the "Drugs party gets wild in viral ad":Link (new window) story was much better, and way more funny. A must see.

It's never Lupus.

Nice one subby.

tagjim: PacManDreaming: Outshined_One: Sir Loin of Beef would like to offer his congratulations.

/Obscure?

Not likely.

ARISE!

//Earl Of Cloves
////Duke Of Brittingham
////Baron Of Munchausen
//Essence Of Myrrh
//Milk Of Magnesia
//Water Of Thames

+1 more for Subby!
+1 for tagjim as well!

/the "researchers" in the article shall hateth themselves cometh the morn. The Scotch drink too much...what? SCOTCH? Really?

Why are all the articles tonight booze related? Is someone sending me a message?

Sir Not Appearing In This Film approves.



/no image
//made you look

The health benefit of one or two 150 mL glasses of wine per day is by now well-known.

So if I assume a 10% ABV wine and 2 glasses per day, in a year that becomes 30 mL * 365 days, or 10.95L of alcohol per year.

So it strikes me as odd that WHO would be troubled by 11.8L per person-older-than-16.

KerwoodDerby


Surely you realize there are those who stand for nothing else other than telling you that you are bad...

I heard that there was a tour you could take of Scotland that included one ride on an Old time steam train, one visit to a castle, seven golf trips to different courses and ten tastings at different distilleries.

/getting the money together right now.

This is indeed t-shirt worthy.
Not gonna buy one, just saying.

+1.

Impudent Domain: I heard that there was a tour you could take of Scotland that included one ride on an Old time steam train, one visit to a castle, seven golf trips to different courses and ten tastings at different distilleries.

/getting the money together right now.

Do they have a steam train that takes you for 17 tastings in a castle in lieu of the golf? The only club I can swing worth a damn has nails all over it.

I'll take five comely lasses of questionable virtue, and a bottle of the Glenlivit 21 please

"It is estimated nearly 50m litres of pure alcohol, equivalent to 11.8 litres per person over 16, was consumed by Scots in 2007 - almost two litres more than in England and Wales where the average was 9.9 litres per person. This average of 11.8 litres equates to 570 pints of 4% beer or 125 bottles of wine - enough for every adult to exceed the sensible drinking guidelines for men, of 21 units a week, every week of the year."

-amateurs

So what? Other than the slow erosion of human rights by collectivists, what do they (or anyone) have to look forward to? Bottom's up, I say, if it gets you through the day.

Earl of Hines, Count of Basie, Duke of Ellington.

BTW, no one has pointed out that the Scots are a mere 8th on the list. Lightweights. Now, Luxembourgers, THEY really know how to bend an elbow. L-U-X! L-U-X! L-U-X!

Came for the Bugs Bunny pic.

Left happy.

Don't you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here.....



+1 subby

Don Gately unavailable for comment?

/I can't be the only one who made it all the way through Infinite Jest
//David Foster Wallace is obviously unavailable for comment

-1, Subby. It's Sir Osis of Thulliver.

/Wallace weeps in his grave

Thirding Palmer Eldritch and WaywardSon. -1 subby for ripping off my favorite author.

/DFW RIP

The very air abounds in kings!

No Bugs Bunny references?

Slackers.

The liver is EVIL, it must be Punished.

Zuel: Don't you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here.....

+1 subby

"Naw, it couldn't be him."

Love that toon. +1s to all!

Palmer Eldritch: f

Bimmy can't touch the stuff. It raises the ire of the attack sidewalks.

So the Scottish have a bit of itchy skin. Whats the problem?

//Did shots in the highlands with some of the locals for about two hours before being carried to bed.

When I read the headline, I thought Keith Richards had been knighted.

...Scotland is clearly one of the best countries ever.