Not to count on FEMA

Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

And that's a wrap...goodnight folks, and drive carefully!

Don't mess with Texas?

robmilmel: Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

And that's a wrap...goodnight folks, and drive carefully!

Damn, that just about is the best zinger ever. I bow to you sir.

His house near Crawford is actually very eco-friendly.

Sun God: His house near Crawford is actually very eco-friendly.

That was done to try to show up Gore, whose very old house took years of work and permits to make eco-friendly.

Neeek: Sun God: His house near Crawford is actually very eco-friendly.

That was done to try to show up Gore, whose very old house took years of work and permits to make eco-friendly.

Okay. Bush's house does exist as an eco-friendly house, right? You can see it on Google Earth.

He doesn't know anything. His new house is just scary and dark. And apparently squeaky.

Love,
JayAndSilentBob

"He bought a few flashlights, batteries and a can of WD-40"

He should've gotten a lighter, too, so he could make a Texas Wasp Roaster^®.

Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

you may have just won fark for Sunday. What say you all?

If you were here I'd give you a hummer.

If he's not purchased his plastic sheeting and duct tape, he's screwed.

Sounds like he is equipping himself to go to a Phillies game.

she looks better in her "now" pic.

rackrent: If he's not purchased his plastic sheeting and duct tape, he's screwed.

Haha--awesome, I just watched Right at Your Door the other day, good stuff.

Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

OK, we're done here. Pack it up folks, thread's closed.

Apparently one thing he didn't know is that his minor trips to the store will be blogged from here to eternity.

He is just going to oil the hinges on all the doors at his home at midnight in the dark with the flashlight, I do this myself. He will then go on to snort a massive rail of coke and clear brush for 10 straight hours.

That he's trying to make his own Fleshlight™?

Bush moved to Dallas? Is he seriously considering the position?

Wait a minute... he stocked up on nite lights?? BWAHAHA!

"flashlights, batteries, and WD-40"

Feller could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with that stuff...

Bush likes the caulk.

Re: Remove all Republicans...

Al Gore, the great environmental crusader! ...do as he says, not as he does.*

*Leading by example would be too hard!

/Excelsior!

Probably enjoying his biggest problem being squeaky door-hinges. I know I would, after having to deal with buildings falling over and speculation bubbles bursting in what he'd probably thought would be a fairly consistent job.

Unlikely at best

Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

True, and such a shame. Because when there's a problem in Crawford, the first and best line of response is Federal Gov't -Not your neighbors, not local or state politicians. Nope, go straight to the big boys in DC; only your federal overlords have the acumen to provide the comfort you deserve, put all your trust in them.

Remove all Republicans:
It's what Gore says and accomplishes that makes him a great environmentalistscam artist, not what he does in his personal life.
FTFY

The hardware store offered him a job? I guess they didn't have enough tools.

And nightlights. Don't forget nightlights.


Heh, one time I bought cleaning fluid, duct tape, paper towels, J-cloths, a tarp and garbage bags all on the same trip to Wal-Mart, and didn't get any funny looks.Maybe i should have picked up a chainsaw or butcher knife and some rope too .

Whoreable

I guess they didn't have enough tools.

Nice one.

andresdelnorte: she looks better in her "now" pic.

Couldn't agree more. I mean, seriously, her "now" pic, much better looking. Really really looks better in her "now" pic, definitely.

/wtf are we talking about?

That subby's mom is an easy lay.

She let him out of the house. He couldn't think of anything much to do though.

His shopping spree was extended as he spent four hours looking for elbow grease.

Remove all Republicans: Typical short-sighted Republican thinking. It's what Gore says and accomplishes that makes him a great environmentalist, not what he does in his personal life.

Your handlers really need to put a better lock on your cage.

Jim_Callahan: Probably enjoying his biggest problem being squeaky door-hinges.

Most bicycle riders can tell you that WD-40 is NOT a lubricant, so much as a penetrating/cleaning oil; it will actually ruin anything that it is relied upon for total friction removal over time, such as bicycle chains.

It used to be the world's greatest potato gun fuel, until they changed the propellant from propane to CO2, reducing it from "Extremely flammable" to just plain old "Flammable".

Damn you TF for making me read that as "fleshlight".

He gon' make you squeal.

/The batteries are just to make it look less suspicious.

rackrent: If he's not purchased his plastic sheeting and duct tape, he's screwed.

It's riveting, hard-hitting news like this that redeems the media.

He bought a few flashlights, batteries and a can of WD-40. He also bought night lights.

The enveloping darkness of his legacy has descended upon him already.



Thanks for the second great depression, warmongers.

PacManDreaming: Remove all Republicans: Typical short-sighted Republican thinking. It's what Gore says and accomplishes that makes him a great environmentalist, not what he does in his personal life.

Your handlers really need to put a better lock on your cage.

That's exactly what I thought.

He's trying to find his butt cheeks?

The lube is because he saw a video with Debbie Doing Dallas

Uchiha_Cycliste: Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

you may have just won fark for Sunday. What say you all?

If you were here I'd give you a hummer.

Naw, give him a Toyota!

Hey subby, WD 40 is NOT a lubricant

Z1P2: Wait a minute... he stocked up on nite lights?? BWAHAHA!

flannelled fool: "flashlights, batteries, and WD-40"

Feller could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with that stuff...

You win for the semi-obscurity of this reference

boobsrgood:


Wow, all that pic needs is a zombie or two.

It's pretty obvious. The WD-40 was just in case he accidentally'd the whole flashlight.

boobsrgood: rackrent: If he's not purchased his plastic sheeting and duct tape, he's screwed.

It's riveting, hard-hitting news like this that redeems the media.

He bought a few flashlights, batteries and a can of WD-40. He also bought night lights.

The enveloping darkness of his legacy has descended upon him already.



Thanks for the second great depression, warmongers.

Oh don't worry, I'm sure our new monkey will mess up and we'll have to go after Iran soon enough.

Shadow Blasko: Not to count on FEMA

I ordered my FEMA "Are You Ready?" booklet a couple of years ago. It hardly touches on one of the most important post-disaster shortages.

Beer.



/ Disclaimer - thought it sucked that white folks were reported to be "foraging" while blacks were "looters."