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(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Dumbass If you're an assistant attorney general carrying weed wrapped in a Christmas present, don't do it in February with a gun in your van. Professor Plum unavailable for comment   (timesdispatch.com) divider line 14
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doglover [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:28:10 AM  
D'OH!

 
348 2009-02-22 08:28:32 AM  
Bye bye career.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:34:38 AM  
images.hasbro.com

 
Rohasman 2009-02-22 08:42:08 AM  
I do seem to recall Gandhi once saying: "I believe judgement is reserved for God. Why should I find guilt in others from sins which I also commit?" or something along those lines... Perhaps a subtle hit should be taken from this. I can't imagine who'd be in a great position to understand this one though...

 
deebee230 2009-02-22 09:07:33 AM  
FTA: "According to The Associated Press, a search warrant affidavit filed in Norfolk Circuit Court said police found marijuana in Lederman's van after being alerted by a drug-sniffing dog."

How stupid

 
lewismarktwo 2009-02-22 09:40:26 AM  
Regardless of your opinions on drugs you have to admit the 'intent to distribute' based on simple quantity of possessed drugs is completely draconian. In this culture where buying in bulk to save a few bucks is damn near a constitutional right, it seems downright silly to expect people to want to continually purchase small amounts of drugs.

 
xarlos 2009-02-22 10:00:14 AM  
Not to mention the fact that if you do, you just might end up in a Fark headline!

 
Sleepwalker's Wet Dream 2009-02-22 10:07:37 AM  
Rohasman: I do seem to recall Gandhi once saying: "I believe judgement is reserved for God. Why should I find guilt in others from sins which I also commit?" or something along those lines... Perhaps a subtle hit should be taken from this. I can't imagine who'd be in a great position to understand this one though...

I see what you did there.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 10:18:29 AM  
www.johnnyagency.com

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 10:52:58 AM  
home.pacbell.net

/hot

 
stainpouch 2009-02-22 11:22:33 AM  
Listen....do you hear i?.....that's the world's smallest violin.

 
hurdboy [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 12:53:10 PM  
The TD didn't have proper mugshot embarrassment....not a surprise since they spend so much ink on worthless human interest stories and local business profiles (like my old company, where they completely glossed over the fact that its sales were contracting....and they'd laid off a third of their staff a year before.....)

media.hamptonroads.com

Better story on it from the Virginian Pilot.

His house is about half a mile away from where I live. Kinda sounds like his life is really going down the crapper. Think the local news said his wife had ditched him awhile back, taken the kids....house in foreclosure, etc. etc.

 
SirGnarls [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 07:33:02 PM  
DAMN YOU COLONEL MUSTARD, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

 
Samsquantch 2009-02-22 10:07:03 PM  
As a former Norfolk resident, all I can say is Nuke if from Orbit

/the only way to be sure

 
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