I laughed.

Nice one, subby

Please, for the love of god, DO NOT donate to her anymore!

"Tune in to ABC News' "Good Morning America" Monday, Feb. 23"

No. If you have "news" you either deliver it immediately or you are not a News show.

So riddle me this...in a sperm donation, is the biological father not considered the actual father?? I'm not sure how that works; both legally or how someone reasons it within their own head. Not to mention I've heard of children (years later) tracking down their "anonymous sperm-donor" aka DAD.

Frank Gorshin? Nooo!

He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

His Darwinian fitness
just increased by 8 fold.

"Regardless of the children's paternity, the man said he is willing to help Suleman raise the children because he does not believe she can handle it on her own."

Dude. You are nuts!

12.fl.oz.: So, just what is this guy's agenda for doing this?

Money. Fame. Hopping on the kooky Octomom bandwagon

12.fl.oz.
So, just what is this guy's agenda for doing this?

Gotta ask the same question. If you donate sperm, you have to know that at some point, kids are probably going to result from that. Either you know up front that your participation is limited to the sperm donation (and I would assume most clinics have that as part of the contract), or you make interaction with the kids a part of the contract. Where's this guy been for the past several years? Why is he just showing up now? And why would he want to willingly be involved with this trainwreck?

cksewell: He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

Why would anyone want to claim paternity?

They're as likely to be chased by a pitchfork and torch bearing mob as to get rich off interviews.

He dated her for three years ....

octopied: cksewell: He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

Why would anyone want to claim paternity?

They're as likely to be chased by a pitchfork and torch bearing mob as to get rich off interviews.

It's the only way you can be immortalized as a character in the inevitable Lifetime movie.

You guys are morons, look at the URL! abc.go.com.... should raise concerns of the authenticity of this news report.

mrsirjojo: "Tune in to ABC News' "Good Morning America" Monday, Feb. 23"

No. If you have "news" you either deliver it immediately or you are not a News show.

This. I'm subscribing to your newsletter immediately.

/ the stuff's not called Olds. It's called News.

JoeBlack:
His Darwinian fitness
just increased by 8 fold.

Hmm, "fitness" is more determined by offspring who survive to reproductive age than mere number of sprogs produced. Suleiman may be an R-selector who simply plans on releasing millions of larvae in the hopes that one or two may not be eaten.

FTFA: The man said he twice made donations at home. In at least one instance, he said, Suleman kept the sperm sample warm by placing the cup containing the sample between her breasts.

7 parts crazy, 1 part hot!

aiyiku2k: You guys are morons, look at the URL! abc.go.com.... should raise concerns of the authenticity of this news report.

Never mind about the comments I said above, I had called shenanigans far too early :-(

Octomom. Ha.

The man said he twice made donations at home. In at least one instance, he said, Suleman kept the sperm sample warm by placing the cup containing the sample between her breasts.

I'll let her keep my sperm warm between her breasts....

So why can't we stick this guy for the bill for all those babies?

I thought the only way you could avoid paternity is if you remain anonymous.

Came for the Gorshin/Matthew Lesko references

Leaving satisfied.

Does this idiot realize he just volunteered 20% of his gross income?

another nut falls out of the tree.....

Very funny, subby. Got a hearty laugh out of me.
Thanks!

What donor may look like

Ball of Confusion: Does this idiot realize he just volunteered 20% of his gross income?

You're assuming he has one.

FTA: The man said he twice made donations at home. In at least one instance, he said, Suleman kept the sperm sample warm by placing the cup containing the sample between her breasts.

Dear IVF Penthouse.....

As a female, I would like to throw my towel into the ring and say I am the father of the babies.

My interview fee is $2million, plus expenses.

I just donated sperm to the Kleenex Klinic, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/octohand

Shirley Ujest: As a female, I would like to throw my towel into the ring and say I am the father of the babies.

My interview fee is $2million, plus expenses.

Can I be your agent?

No! I'm the dad!

David Tenant?

/didn't RTFA

Yeah...so what...I hit it (sort of) Got a freeking problem with that?

That should be a dollar sign over his face. Obviously trying to cash in now.

/$

I wish we still had the kittens.

OK if anyone read through the whole article, how the hell are they figuring they need 12 childcare workers a day? Are you serious? It is only 14 children. You need 2 MAX for the first 6 (seeing as how the 6 are so young and in rapid succession) and then 4 for the Babies. At night Octomom can have 2 baby helpers and thats all. She needs to learn to deal with her family on her own. Plus no childcare should be provided unless it is for her to actually do things like work/go to class because I am sick of seeing that skanks acrylic nails look nice when she should be taking care of her kids. Get out of the nail salon and go raise your kids.

/I still wish they would just take them from her

And the Freakshow^tm continues....

How about some pancakes?

/you can make your own octomom out of a banana.

Yeah, good luck "Angels in Waiting" organization in raising over $100,000 plus a month for the foreseeable future from the public to help out this whole batshiat crazy thing. And I'm betting any other charity even thinking about being a money donor will also get butt kicked big time if that fact leaks out.

IT'S NANNERPUS!

Also anyone else find it interesting she told him she had CANCER? Yeah she is a lying, cheating, selfish skank.

Yep, ABC.go.com

And ESPN uses espn.go.com

All in the family....

Disgustapatin'. I can't wait until she's out of the news forever.

FTFA: Regardless of the children's paternity, the man said he is willing to help Suleman raise the children because he does not believe she can handle it on her own.

I love how ABC has decided to file this story in their Womens' Health category. Though to be honest I have no idea what the appropriate category for this story could possibly be.

Any suggestions?

ankmcfly: Please, for the love of god, DO NOT donate to her anymore!

And if you do make sure it's in the butt.

Loki-L: I have no idea what the appropriate category for this story could possibly be.

cksewell: He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

I doubt it, who wants to support Octomom and her brood?