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(ABC News) Followup Meet the sperm donor for Octomom...he's the Riddler   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 126
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Tui 2009-02-22 07:47:12 AM  
I laughed.

Nice one, subby

 
ankmcfly 2009-02-22 07:54:21 AM  
Please, for the love of god, DO NOT donate to her anymore!

 
mrsirjojo 2009-02-22 07:55:44 AM  
"Tune in to ABC News' "Good Morning America" Monday, Feb. 23"

No. If you have "news" you either deliver it immediately or you are not a News show.

 
kid_icarus 2009-02-22 07:56:30 AM  
So riddle me this...in a sperm donation, is the biological father not considered the actual father?? I'm not sure how that works; both legally or how someone reasons it within their own head. Not to mention I've heard of children (years later) tracking down their "anonymous sperm-donor" aka DAD.

 
swamp_of_dumb 2009-02-22 07:57:42 AM  
Frank Gorshin? Nooo!

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 07:57:45 AM  
He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

 
mtman900 2009-02-22 07:58:49 AM  
imnotboredanymore.com

 
JoeBlack 2009-02-22 08:01:01 AM  
His Darwinian fitness
just increased by 8 fold.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2009-02-22 08:01:13 AM  
"Regardless of the children's paternity, the man said he is willing to help Suleman raise the children because he does not believe she can handle it on her own."

Dude. You are nuts!

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:01:21 AM  
12.fl.oz.: So, just what is this guy's agenda for doing this?

Money. Fame. Hopping on the kooky Octomom bandwagon

 
Snakeophelia [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:02:30 AM  
12.fl.oz.
So, just what is this guy's agenda for doing this?

Gotta ask the same question. If you donate sperm, you have to know that at some point, kids are probably going to result from that. Either you know up front that your participation is limited to the sperm donation (and I would assume most clinics have that as part of the contract), or you make interaction with the kids a part of the contract. Where's this guy been for the past several years? Why is he just showing up now? And why would he want to willingly be involved with this trainwreck?

 
octopied 2009-02-22 08:02:33 AM  
cksewell: He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

Why would anyone want to claim paternity?

They're as likely to be chased by a pitchfork and torch bearing mob as to get rich off interviews.

 
Shirley Ujest 2009-02-22 08:02:47 AM  
He dated her for three years ....

 
kid_icarus 2009-02-22 08:04:49 AM  
octopied: cksewell: He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

Why would anyone want to claim paternity?

They're as likely to be chased by a pitchfork and torch bearing mob as to get rich off interviews.


It's the only way you can be immortalized as a character in the inevitable Lifetime movie.

 
aiyiku2k 2009-02-22 08:06:03 AM  
You guys are morons, look at the URL! abc.go.com.... should raise concerns of the authenticity of this news report.

 
ichiban 2009-02-22 08:06:37 AM  
mrsirjojo: "Tune in to ABC News' "Good Morning America" Monday, Feb. 23"

No. If you have "news" you either deliver it immediately or you are not a News show.


This. I'm subscribing to your newsletter immediately.

/ the stuff's not called Olds. It's called News.

 
No Such Agency 2009-02-22 08:07:20 AM  
JoeBlack:
His Darwinian fitness
just increased by 8 fold.


Hmm, "fitness" is more determined by offspring who survive to reproductive age than mere number of sprogs produced. Suleiman may be an R-selector who simply plans on releasing millions of larvae in the hopes that one or two may not be eaten.

 
ThereBeNoShelterHere 2009-02-22 08:08:01 AM  
FTFA: The man said he twice made donations at home. In at least one instance, he said, Suleman kept the sperm sample warm by placing the cup containing the sample between her breasts.

7 parts crazy, 1 part hot!

 
aiyiku2k 2009-02-22 08:09:40 AM  
aiyiku2k: You guys are morons, look at the URL! abc.go.com.... should raise concerns of the authenticity of this news report.

Never mind about the comments I said above, I had called shenanigans far too early :-(

 
xor_4200 2009-02-22 08:09:45 AM  
img100.imageshack.us

Octomom. Ha.

 
mike965 2009-02-22 08:14:04 AM  
The man said he twice made donations at home. In at least one instance, he said, Suleman kept the sperm sample warm by placing the cup containing the sample between her breasts.

I'll let her keep my sperm warm between her breasts....

 
Impudent Domain 2009-02-22 08:16:48 AM  
So why can't we stick this guy for the bill for all those babies?

I thought the only way you could avoid paternity is if you remain anonymous.

 
TsarTom 2009-02-22 08:17:37 AM  
Came for the Gorshin/Matthew Lesko references

Leaving satisfied.

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-02-22 08:17:59 AM  
Does this idiot realize he just volunteered 20% of his gross income?

 
graham0143 2009-02-22 08:19:15 AM  
another nut falls out of the tree.....

 
makjr33 [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:21:31 AM  
Very funny, subby. Got a hearty laugh out of me.
Thanks!

 
quadcam 2009-02-22 08:21:32 AM  
What donor may look like
www.bquach.com

 
Brandyelf 2009-02-22 08:23:58 AM  
Ball of Confusion: Does this idiot realize he just volunteered 20% of his gross income?

You're assuming he has one.

 
Rann Xerox 2009-02-22 08:25:55 AM  
FTA: The man said he twice made donations at home. In at least one instance, he said, Suleman kept the sperm sample warm by placing the cup containing the sample between her breasts.

Dear IVF Penthouse.....

 
Shirley Ujest 2009-02-22 08:26:29 AM  
As a female, I would like to throw my towel into the ring and say I am the father of the babies.

My interview fee is $2million, plus expenses.

 
HowAboutNo 2009-02-22 08:28:11 AM  
I just donated sperm to the Kleenex Klinic, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/octohand

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:28:13 AM  
Shirley Ujest: As a female, I would like to throw my towel into the ring and say I am the father of the babies.

My interview fee is $2million, plus expenses.


Can I be your agent?

 
Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:41:20 AM  
No! I'm the dad!

 
niroth [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 08:41:56 AM  
www.flickfilosopher.com

David Tenant?

/didn't RTFA

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-22 08:51:51 AM  
Yeah...so what...I hit it (sort of) Got a freeking problem with that?
nymag.com

 
EighthundredmillionthFarker 2009-02-22 08:52:51 AM  
That should be a dollar sign over his face. Obviously trying to cash in now.

/$

 
Philly 2009-02-22 09:01:19 AM  
I wish we still had the kittens.

 
ace in your face 2009-02-22 09:03:15 AM  
OK if anyone read through the whole article, how the hell are they figuring they need 12 childcare workers a day? Are you serious? It is only 14 children. You need 2 MAX for the first 6 (seeing as how the 6 are so young and in rapid succession) and then 4 for the Babies. At night Octomom can have 2 baby helpers and thats all. She needs to learn to deal with her family on her own. Plus no childcare should be provided unless it is for her to actually do things like work/go to class because I am sick of seeing that skanks acrylic nails look nice when she should be taking care of her kids. Get out of the nail salon and go raise your kids.

/I still wish they would just take them from her

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-02-22 09:03:47 AM  
i123.photobucket.com

And the Freakshowtm continues....

How about some pancakes?

/you can make your own octomom out of a banana.

 
fromafar 2009-02-22 09:16:52 AM  
Yeah, good luck "Angels in Waiting" organization in raising over $100,000 plus a month for the foreseeable future from the public to help out this whole batshiat crazy thing. And I'm betting any other charity even thinking about being a money donor will also get butt kicked big time if that fact leaks out.

 
8-bit-nintendo 2009-02-22 09:16:58 AM  
IT'S NANNERPUS!

 
ace in your face 2009-02-22 09:17:39 AM  
Also anyone else find it interesting she told him she had CANCER? Yeah she is a lying, cheating, selfish skank.

 
cxjohn 2009-02-22 09:19:45 AM  
Yep, ABC.go.com

And ESPN uses espn.go.com

All in the family....

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2009-02-22 09:20:38 AM  
Disgustapatin'. I can't wait until she's out of the news forever.

 
Marley 2009-02-22 09:20:46 AM  
FTFA: Regardless of the children's paternity, the man said he is willing to help Suleman raise the children because he does not believe she can handle it on her own.

i42.tinypic.com

 
colatf [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 09:26:34 AM  
img292.imageshack.us

 
Loki-L 2009-02-22 09:30:45 AM  
I love how ABC has decided to file this story in their Womens' Health category. Though to be honest I have no idea what the appropriate category for this story could possibly be.

Any suggestions?

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2009-02-22 09:33:03 AM  
ankmcfly: Please, for the love of god, DO NOT donate to her anymore!

And if you do make sure it's in the butt.

 
Marley 2009-02-22 09:33:27 AM  
Loki-L: I have no idea what the appropriate category for this story could possibly be.

i27.tinypic.com

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2009-02-22 09:34:01 AM  
cksewell: He'll be the first of a dozen men coming forward to claim paternity.

I doubt it, who wants to support Octomom and her brood?

 
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