Do not do a GIS for eyeball tattoo! *cringe*

There was at least one idiot that tattooed his eyeballs (I believe the white parts were tattooed bright blue). I remember the Fark thread on that one.

that one animal clawed his out and ate one he shoulda went for the prison eye tat

Now that every other 14-year-old girl has a tattoo of some sort, it's getting tougher and tougher to look hardcore.

From a GIS for Eyeball Tattoo:



You've got something in your eye.

Also, for some reason this dude doesn't look too happy.



I'm not sure I'd hire him. Don't know why...

Lando Lincoln: There was at least one idiot that tattooed his eyeballs (I believe the white parts were tattooed bright blue). I remember the Fark thread on that one.

Yeah.

I wonder if the law will outlaw tattooing the eyes of blind people though? Because THAT has been fairly common (there's no danger of losing or affecting sight as the eye is already useless, but it can make a solid white eye or other weirdly deformed eye look more normal).

Last I heard one of sighted BME eye-tatooers had a bump in the eye.

WTF?! Do not want!

Tr0mBoNe: From a GIS for Eyeball Tattoo:



You've got something in your eye.

Also, for some reason this dude doesn't look too happy.



I'm not sure I'd hire him. Don't know why...

WTF? So, the guy has 4 nostrils now?

I guess to each their own, but...... WTF!!!!!!

dletter: WTF? So, the guy has 4 nostrils now?

I guess to each their own, but...... WTF!!!!!!

That's Pauly Unstoppable. His nostrils were even bigger at one point, but I think he's let them downsize a bit so they're smaller than that pic. Nice guy, btw.

He seems pretty happy in life. I think he's a store manager at a Spencer's or something IIRC.

For some reason all those large-gauge stretched nostrils remind me of gas masks, or of the "are you my mommy?" WW2 ghost kid from Dr. Who.

Something about the angle.

When they have the grommet-style jewellery in (rather than opaque plugs) it also sort of reminds me of some Escher drawings.

/beer status: 2

If it causes blindness, no problem. Anybody dumb enough to do it deserves to go blind.

Tr0mBoNe: Also, for some reason this dude doesn't look too happy.

From what I've seen, people into that level of body modification rarely seem 'happy' about anything.

They are rushing to be behind.

That nose-enhanced guy must have a huge impact radius when he sneezes. Yuck.

I believe there was a guy on the National Geographic channel that got the entire white of his eye tattooed. That crap was painful to watch, and obviously that's one tattoo he can't get rid of.

"Look at my eyes! I have a tattoo on my eye! Look look look!"

That's the ultimate attention-whore gimmick.

I knew gangsters and guys in prison who've run out of space get their eyeLIDS tatted, but eyeBALLS? Sure, it wouldn't hurt--eyeballs have no nerves--but what's the point? Is someone gonna look in there and go oo, cool you've got a blurry little figure caked with mucus on the whites of your eye?

simpsonfan: If it causes blindness, no problem. Anybody dumb enough to do it deserves to go blind.

Can I just do it until I need glasses?

What Peyton Manning might look like if he couldn't throw a football:

itazurakko: Lando Lincoln: There was at least one idiot that tattooed his eyeballs (I believe the white parts were tattooed bright blue). I remember the Fark thread on that one.

Yeah.

I wonder if the law will outlaw tattooing the eyes of blind people though? Because THAT has been fairly common (there's no danger of losing or affecting sight as the eye is already useless, but it can make a solid white eye or other weirdly deformed eye look more normal).

Last I heard one of sighted BME eye-tatooers had a bump in the eye.

"If we can stop this for one person from doing it we've been successful," Senator Branan added.

Successful at what, exactly? Preventing someone from doing something you disagree with? Is there nothing better to worry about in Oklahoma? No droughts that are killing the corn? No queers walking around that can be dragged by car and beaten?

So does that mean the same thing as a lower back tattoo, that's the spot where the girl wants you to shoot your wad? Gotta sting the eye.

Look at me, I'm an attention whore!

No, not the guy with the eyeball tattoo, ME, Oklahoma State Senator Cliff Branan!

canadianloon
I was just looking for that image!

I know I do a lot of weird shiat as far as fashion is concerned (androgyny in a non-emo or goth way) but for some reason I just want to punch people right in the face when they are wearing stupid contacts. I cannot imagine that I would feel differently about eyeball tattoos. That being said, our constitution says that self-expression is legal and I am reasonably sure this violates 3 of them. (too lazy to read the constitution at the moment to verify)

There are emo kids in OK? That's gotta be a farked up gig.

canadianloon:

Did he fall asleep with a watch on his forehead?

Tr0mBoNe: Did he fall asleep with a watch on his forehead?

Nope, those are white ink tattoos.

itazurakko: Tr0mBoNe: Did he fall asleep with a watch on his forehead?

Nope, those are white ink tattoos.

My wife likes to get white tattoos too. Mainly on her neck, breasts, and stomach. Sometimes on her cousin.

ErikShocker: That being said, our constitution says that self-expression is legal and I am reasonably sure this violates 3 of them.

Technically we only have the right to free speech, which is why we have so many lawsuits over Piss Christs and whatnot because we have to figure out what 'speech' is in a US legal context. Free expression is something the Canuckistanis have.

oklahoma just started allowing tattoo parlors back in 05 so this does not surprise me

Midnight Rambler: What Peyton Manning might look like if he couldn't throw a football:

Lessee, colonoscopy, prostate exam, dental visit, otoscopy, sinus endoscopy, urethrascopy....I really don't know why anyone would want more farkin' orifices.

Lando Lincoln: There was at least one idiot that tattooed his eyeballs (I believe the white parts were tattooed bright blue). I remember the Fark thread on that one.

...thereby forever marking the poor guy as a Dune nerd for life. Unless that was the intention, why the heck tattoo your eyes bright blue?

/"the touch of the spicebrush"

I'm heavily tattooed and that just gives me full-on shivers. Ouch.

Next up on the Oklahoma legislative agenda: Criminalising stuffing beans up your nose.

/native Oklahoman
//so glad tattoos are legal now, even though I don't plan to get one
///whoever made tattoos illegal here in the first place is a farking coont

Oh my God. I would have never even thought of eyeball tattoos.
o_O
eeuughh

NickBush24: Next up on the Oklahoma legislative agenda: Criminalising stuffing beans up your nose.

But beading your penis is still cool...?

You know, as strange as it seems, at least people getting their eyeballs tattooed have some claim to being "hardcore".

As someone pointed out earlier in the thread, once 14 year old girls and middle aged women start doing something, it's so far from "cool", "unique", and "edgy" that it's laughable.

Wow, what an idiot. Leave it to Oklahoma to bring light to something most people don't know or care. Did people really learn nothing from trying to ban stuff in general?

brewssuds: As someone pointed out earlier in the thread, once 14 year old girls and middle aged women start doing something, it's so far from "cool", "unique", and "edgy" that it's laughable.

This is true. I saw a middle aged woman with a regrettably long labret piece in today. I wanted to slap her until she bought some properly sized jewelry. That shiat does not need to be hanging out 4-5mm.

brewssuds: As someone pointed out earlier in the thread, once 14 year old girls and middle aged women start doing something, it's so far from "cool", "unique", and "edgy" that it's laughable.

Thing is... tattoos are permanent. That means doing them to be "hardcore," "unique," or "edgy" is a losing battle to start with.

Because, if (when) they get popular, and every kid on the block has one, no one can TELL just by looking that you were the first to have it, that you had it when no one else did and that made you badass. You can't take the tattoos off and hide them in the closet with your old "Member's Only" jacket and pretend you never went for that fad. It's there forever.

If you like the design, get the tattoo. But if it's about being ahead of the curve, it's pointless, the lines are contantly moving.

itazurakko: brewssuds: As someone pointed out earlier in the thread, once 14 year old girls and middle aged women start doing something, it's so far from "cool", "unique", and "edgy" that it's laughable.

Thing is... tattoos are permanent. That means doing them to be "hardcore," "unique," or "edgy" is a losing battle to start with.

Because, if (when) they get popular, and every kid on the block has one, no one can TELL just by looking that you were the first to have it, that you had it when no one else did and that made you badass. You can't take the tattoos off and hide them in the closet with your old "Member's Only" jacket and pretend you never went for that fad. It's there forever.

If you like the design, get the tattoo. But if it's about being ahead of the curve, it's pointless, the lines are contantly moving.

Exactly. They're like the neon leg warmers you're not allowed to take off or the acid-washed jeans you can never change.

/Choose Life

How edgy and cool.

In before 'Mom's minivan'.

Not quite sure whats wrong with people.. but that seems like it would be a bad eyedia :)


\OK sorry bout that..

brewssuds: They're like the neon leg warmers you're not allowed to take off

I would wear neon leg warmers every day if I could find them in cable knit wool.

canadianloon: itazurakko: Lando Lincoln: There was at least one idiot that tattooed his eyeballs (I believe the white parts were tattooed bright blue). I remember the Fark thread on that one.


The Spice Must FLOW !

Revelation 13:16 was a coded clue. Though the mark of the beast is said to be on the hand or forehead, multiply the length from the palm of your hand to your third eye by .618 and it reaches exactly to your eyeball! Try it, you'll be surprised. Anyway, beware. Soon enough, eyeball tattoos will be required for all commerce.

I know a very disturbed kid (I run into him at the alternative high school). One day he's in class, loudly telling this girl how he's going to get a CAR, and when he does, he's going to carry a GUN, and he's going to have a HATCHET under the seat, and baseball bats in the trunk, and some BIG KNIVES. And if anybody tries to MESS with HIM, he's going to FARK THEM UP.

Then he got on the computer and started looking up colored contacts for his eyes, and he started talking about how he wanted these contacts that would make his eyes all black, or sparkly, or something.

This is the kind of person who wants to tattoo his eyeballs.