Well, fruit and vegetable trees should be free and frozen. And the east coast slaves need to be freed.

She is not even hot. If she were hot I could listen to that.

I was appointed to the variance adjustment board to fill a vacancy when some guy died. I thought, I'll do my part. The lawyer that did my will and trust was on the board and asked me to volunteer.

Normal people don't argue before the board. They file the paperwork and have their lawyer show up and present a few pictures and they get their variance for the most part. The crazy people blame sign ordinances on UFOs and the Phone Company killed Kennedy.

Never again. I certainly won't run for elected office, and I'll never serve if appointed.

It's Santa Cruz. I'm just thankful they're all wearing clothes.

/UCSC alum. I love the town because of its quirks.

Makes me appreciate our militias and freemen. These frootloops make them seem downright normal.

Healthy people got to America and stayed in the East, or moved west to find arable land to farm.

The crazy people kept going further west and further west until they bumped into the Pacific Ocean.

This place, they called Santa Cruz.

FloydA: /UCSC alum. I love the town because of its quirks.

Go Slugs!

/Cal '90

Two Dogs Farking: FloydA: /UCSC alum. I love the town because of its quirks.

Go Slugs!

/Cal '90

GO SLUGS!

/keep SC weird

AHHHH YES,

Liberals, Ya gotta love 'em.

Wow that woman made me feel dumber for having listened to her. "The food's free, we just have to pay the farmers." Also the graying Mustache Pete complaining about the planning committee being the Gestapo/KGB made me laugh. and what was with the woman crying about her dog not going to the dog park?

The guy that had so many issues to address he had to be timed on each one, and didn't really get to complete any, while the brain dead bimbo rambles on and on and on...
Maybe they should set time limits according to IQ.

And here I was, thinking Austin was full of crazies...

FloydA: It's Santa Cruz. I'm just thankful they're all wearing clothes.

/UCSC alum. I love the town because of its quirks.

Thankful?

I hereby stipulate that all SC council annuals should be held on the evening of First Rain.

/Also Alum and a native. Porter College! Santa Cruz isn't awesome despite its weird. It's awesome because of its weird.

"And, like, they're um, experts and stuff. We can be rich, and um, cotton and mining metals, and cars, and the community and san francisco, and machines can make them for us."

"And the east coast has slaves, and they believe in slavery..."

Please tell me that was a prank or something. Anything.

CBFLATLINE: AHHHH YES,

Liberals, Ya gotta love 'em.

Except that part where she said that the Bush administration was a good thing fark for brains

CBFLATLINE: AHHHH YES,

Liberals, Ya gotta love 'em.

You're a moron.

Wow. Yeah, she takes the crown.

/silkworms, yo

I want that girl's upcoming spoken word album. She's halfway there already.

Somebody notify The Orb that they may have a sequel to Little Fluffy Clouds on their hands.

Ohhh Leishu

You little minx, You insulted me.

you are soooo scary.

/and you sound like a little biatch.

yes. that is a crazy crazy place. I am a ucsc alum as well and I had a class on the politics of pleasure. well, we had a couple of hippy girls come in and give us a lecture on going vegetarian. It had nothing to do with anything...just pure rambling. much like that girl. Talking about how u can produce 4lbs of soy for every pound of meat...some guy chimes in "i'd rather just eat a quarter pounder than a pound of beans for dinner"

/some of those people actually had some intelligence but lacked in public speaking
///i love the ufo guy!

WTF was that???

This is why I don't smoke weed any more. Well... not as much.

No one is that dumb. Shes either mentally ill/challenged or this is some prank. She probably thought her "hilarious" spoof of a californian would get her on SNL. Well, youre on fark. Enjoy.

thank god I live in the midwest, damn east coast people and their slaves

The one guy clapping at the end HAHA

nottheman: No one is that dumb. Shes either mentally ill/challenged or this is some prank. She probably thought her "hilarious" spoof of a californian would get her on SNL. Well, youre on fark. Enjoy.

no, she is that dumb. there are a bunch of people who just spill their brains out without any coherent thought at all.

Philbigtime: And here I was, thinking Austin was full of crazies...

The recently deceased Jennifer Gale (new window) would certainly have something to say about taking up time in city council meetings.

mesmer242: Philbigtime: And here I was, thinking Austin was full of crazies...

The recently deceased Jennifer Gale (new window) would certainly have something to say about taking up time in city council meetings.

I missed a had in there. I'm not saying dead people can talk.

nottheman: No one is that dumb. Shes either mentally ill/challenged or this is some prank. She probably thought her "hilarious" spoof of a californian would get her on SNL. Well, youre on fark. Enjoy.

You haven't spent much time in Santa Cruz have you?

That's even more awesome if you let it fully load and then just skip ahead randomly. She went from like, pesticides and stuff and like organic produce to like, china had slavery you know and then like the bush administration and stuff.

/like
//and stuff
///would hit it anyway

There are some good videos under the "Next" button. "Empire or Humanity" is a very good one.

Thats the trouble with democracy. Stupid people get to vote and make decisions.

CBFLATLINE: Ohhh Leishu

You little minx, You insulted me.

you are soooo scary.

/and you sound like a little biatch.

That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've heard all day (and believe me I've heard some stupid shiat in the past 18 hours). You of all people shouldn't be calling anyone a "little biatch" with that "poor me, I'm persecuted because I'm white" crap on your page.

Wondering what this guy's fark handle is:

Honest Bender: Two Dogs Farking: FloydA: /UCSC alum. I love the town because of its quirks.

Go Slugs!

/Cal '90

GO SLUGS!

How can you not like an university, whose mascot is a slug.

/UCLA bruin here.

/keep SC weird

Those poor Council members have to shotgun tequila before these things just to be able to survive this.

Uchiha_Cycliste: nottheman: No one is that dumb. Shes either mentally ill/challenged or this is some prank. She probably thought her "hilarious" spoof of a californian would get her on SNL. Well, youre on fark. Enjoy.

You haven't spent much time in Santa Cruz have you?

I have to agree with this. I love that town, but it has turned out some of the dumbest people I've ever met/heard of.

Point and case, and why that other guy's comment was so dumb, other than the fact that the primary commenter was a Bush supporter, is Boulder Creek. Both a massive Wiccan community and California's own little two block stretch of Alabama.

She is sincere, though. Dim & naive, but sincere. Like Sean Penn, Rosie O'donnell, Barbra Streisand, Al Gore, et al.

Wow. Just wow.


There are intelligent people in California, right? I mean its like watching Wisconsin news whenever there is a video of people in California.

Santa Cruz is a great place to live for a year or two, but in the three years I lived there it got kind of small and insular feeling. The town has the feeling sometimes of being full of upper middle class white people who constantly congratulate themselves on being so progressive.

UC Santa Cruz is an awesome school though, beautiful campus.

I like Seattle better.

Oh yeah, GO SLUGS!

I'm pretty sure that poor girl doesn't possess a brain... I imagine that my ass could form a more coherent line of thought than she managed.

Happily, I'm graduating from UCSC in spring (highest honors in MCD biology here I come)! This place is beyond beautiful, it really is, but I'll be glad to move on.

I live in this town, so I'm getting a kick out of all the replies....

wow, just wow. Sums up the locals well enough...

Someone please chime in here with the link to the guy screaming about black helicopters flying over his house. I believe it was Charlotte city council meetings, or somewhere in the Carolinas?

Finally, a place where I'd fit in.

AuCinaoaMie: Wow. Just wow.


There are intelligent people in California, right? I mean its like watching Wisconsin news whenever there is a video of people in California.


I live here.

Besides that ... I have my doubts. Especially with more and more Born Again yuppies fleeing to this part of the state every year, no doubt to escape the Godless Filthy Cities that they were so instrumental in helping create ...

Is she related to Sarah Palin? I heard something rattling every time she moved her head.

"We will get help from above."

I was expecting a man talking about God

"With the Flying Saucers"

nottheman: No one is that dumb. Shes either mentally ill/challenged or this is some prank. She probably thought her "hilarious" spoof of a californian would get her on SNL. Well, youre on fark. Enjoy.

You obviously have never been to Santa Cruz. They really are that dumb over there.

/San Jose native from just a hop over the mountains on 17.
//Czarangelus is from Santa Cruz.
///Now you know where he got his dumb from.

After 20 seconds I began to scream.

Awesome. I always feel so well-adjusted after watching things like this. Thanks subby!

Now now, blue shirt girl had some good ideas...we should make things and put them in stores and sell them...we could use machines for that. Brilliant!

I don't know about the guy with the 18 points--he names the point and then moves on...Probably has some good weed though--let's go to his house.

My favs are a tie between, the "God told me to come here" guy, the KGB guy, and the who said "I don't like you".

I couldn't do that job--I'd start throwing things at people after about a week of it.